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basically if you never used to watch grumpy old men. it was a bunch of random people ranting on about stupid things that piss them off. was quite funny. so i thought i would start a TF grumpy old men :)

basically. the thing that pisses me off at the moment really badly, is them people on msn that have smileys for almost every letter of the alphabet so when they type something you have to work out what they just put.

i also hate little kids watching you ride and asking stupid questions.

and finally girls that lead you on.....

continue.........

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THe most annoying thing in the world is when a toilet seat won't stay up by it's self when you're trying to have a piss.

So you have to have one hand holding the seat, and another holding wee willy winky.

This is not good pissing technique.

Thats because the plumber is shit and didn';t think about the seat when fitting the toilet. Bad plumbing really annoys me and i deal with it everyday (N)

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Adverts on the tele.

Just getting into a good film, and bloody 30mins of ads come on. Then you foget what just happened in the film, or what the hell you were watching.

They should have an 'Advert channel' Everyone that likes adverts, can just watch that for hours.

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I hate my pillows because I can never adjust the height my head should be at. 2 pillows is too much and 1 is too little. I also don't like the fact that I make a mess in my room. It's just so annoying and I can't do anything about it.

I normally end up folding 1 pillow in half, which is the perfect height. However is impossible to get to sleep with, so it's a case of having a wrong height pillow and not being able to get to sleep, or having a folded pillow and not being able to get to sleep...

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the thing that f**ks me off to the max is WTF do all decent players still have tape sockets in them?? who the f**k uses tapes any more? they were f**king usless when they were invented let alone 100 years down the line - so i have a good CD - MP3 - basically a computer DAB digital radio.....

AND A f**kING TAPE PLAYER

and to topp it off today i found out that even cars with tapes in you can get fake tapes which you put in and connect it to your MP3 player - its so annoying the only reson id ever use it wood be..... no i do all recordings onto my computer - its pointless get rid of it no1 uses it and its been usless since some stupid tosser decided to invent it

im from the 21st centuary I DONT NEED TAPE PLAYERS!!!

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and to topp it off today i found out that even cars with tapes in you can get fake tapes which you put in and connect it to your MP3 player - its so annoying the only reson id ever use it wood be..... no i do all recordings onto my computer - its pointless get rid of it no1 uses it and its been usless since some stupid tosser decided to invent it

im from the 21st centuary I DONT NEED TAPE PLAYERS!!!

I think you will find, that those tape adaptors are the best invention known to man.

For £6, i got something which can play music from a cd player, mp3 player, or anything else!

Plus this way i dont have to buy a cd player for my motor vehicle.

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13 year old 'punks' who put the Anarchy 'A' on their school bags and feel the need to preach their beliefs on why anarchy is a good thing and why people shouldn't become 'corporate slaves'...yes mate, you tell em' when your sleeping on the streets.

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Knowing that you're going to be in bed alone for yet another night...

You get used to it :P

What really annoys me is putting loads of effort into marking a wicked trial and then it pissing it down with rain hours before the start!! why do that to me :blink:

sleeping!! I hate sleeping but some idiot said i need to sleep!

Traffic on moday morning, takes me a bastarding whole hour and a half to get to college in traffic and 20mins without it :S

AND!!!! peas! you just can't get them, they role all over the place!

I feel much better now :P

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You get used to it :P

AND!!!! peas! you just can't get them, they role all over the place!

You dont need to tell me that :P

And secondly, the pea situation, cocktail sticks...a million uses.A lad at school used to be able to put them into his tear ducts...lovely stuff.

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bloody people sitting on benches that you are about to mount mit bike, as if you do just go and sit on a bunnyhop line, whats all that about (N)

mother locking the door when im actually sat in the living room as she leaves the house, why oh why mother.

magura 05 tpa's the plain shitness of them.

the list goes on - people eating with their mouths OPEN especially eating something crunchy or noisy like a sandwich or crisps :angry: irritates the shit out of me

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the list goes on - people eating with their mouths OPEN especially eating something crunchy or noisy like a sandwich or crisps :angry: irritates the shit out of me

It does, but what I find worst is girls chewing chewing gum with their mouths open. It makes them look sooo dumb....

Surely eating crisps in such a way just shows how ads influence our lives? You know, the ones where they show a crisp being crushed in a person's mouth with a loud crunch noise in the background. :rolleyes:

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Im with josh on the open mouthed eating.

I also dislike anything to do with my back brake.

The flu virus, wich i now have (N)

When something is £4.99 instead of £5 I'd prefere not to have the hassle of 1pence thank you.

The tap in my kitchen for drinking water, it takes forever to fill a glass.

My bathroom sink, its like trying to have a wash in a f**king pint glass <_< and there is a stupidly positioned shelf that you crack your head on.

My ability to make a complete mess of any where I go without touching anything.

How bored I get at around this time every day.

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I can't stand the noise of people scraping there cutlery when they eat.

I can't stand the noise of fingernails when someone is scratching there skin.

I hate that everytime i got to my local skate park the first question i get asked by every retard is can you do a backflip.

I hate when i was single no girls spoke to me and for the 3 years i've been with my fiance they seem to be all over me. :angry:

I hate wierd porn it ruins the mood, But my fiance loves it. :ermm:

I hate socks that get holes in the toe they should make them from titanium.

I hate boxer shorts that bunch up and leave you dingle dangle hanging.

I hate that 3ccd camera's cost so much.

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