Mr Motivator Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 You'll probably throw up after about 30 mins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bennnn Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Good luck, with it!I love t-f Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 If you washed it down with some PVA glue you coul make a papier mache cast of your stomach... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 fool them all and burn it then eat the ash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Paper takes like years to digest from what i learnt from the playground at school. Do it.. but i wouldnt bother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Campbell Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 I'd say it's a pretty bad idea. BUT If you're going to do it find a cross shedder (the kind that goes vertically and horizontal) it cuts the paper into pieces about 3mm by 3mm. This would make it very easy to eat and hopefully digest, maybe make it into a soup or have it with a chilli/curry instead of using rice.Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 meh mase well stick it in the blender then like someone said.. would go straight through you then. If you going to just be hardcore and chew it and swallow then it could get interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 No one said you had to eat it all in one day did they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffnips Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 LOL! This wasn't a very well thought out idea now was it lol what ever way you eat it you will still have all that paper in your stomach and it wont be good you may as well try and down a bottle of white spirit with it (this is a joke i serously wouldnt advise this ) lol i wouldn't but you can and if you do video please! Nick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 you'll probably get worms off of paper loland your stomach will dilute, so i wouldnt do it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 (edited) Ring your doctor and ask him/her what he thinks of the whole idea That would be such a funny convo, ring him/her and record it! Edited September 16, 2006 by Shaun H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 (edited) a doctor lives about 4 doors down from my house, ill ask him.EDIT: i hadnt thought about the ink, or the chemicals in the paper, im not sure i want to do it now Edited September 16, 2006 by ash-kennard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 a doctor lives about 4 doors down from my house, ill ask him.EDIT: i hadnt thought about the ink, or the chemicals in the paper, im not sure i want to do it now Film it, say "Hi, I'm doing research for a scientific arguement about what would happen if say..I was to eat this *hold up dictionary* dictionary...........etc.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 a doctor lives about 4 doors down from my house, ill ask him.EDIT: i hadnt thought about the ink, or the chemicals in the paper, im not sure i want to do it nowid rather eat the plastic cover than the paper, but thats just me.papers basically just fibre, but pure fibre, imagine eating 300g of fibre a day. an how the whole reason we eat fibre is because it isnt broken down quickly and is passed through, aiding digestion. so its basically not gunna get broken down by your stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theone2be Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 (edited) I think you can do it Ash, you should have eaten that doughnut on the floor today as a warm up. ~EDIT: WOOOO page 3. Edited September 16, 2006 by thwaites14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bennnn Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 I don't think you'll have too much of a problem, I would only be worried about the ink though!Paper is just cellulose, last I check McDonalds' ice cream is made of a cellulose base as well!Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme_biker0 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Will you be able to speak german once you've done this?I think you'd be stupid NOT to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theone2be Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Ash have you done this yet? I havent spoke to you or seen you on msn since saturday/sunday (i can't remember) Are you dead? Can i have your forks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Do it, do it, do it...Can't be that bad though, im sure cavemen probebly ate wood or something and papers got to be easier to digest than wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossi Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Grim. Think you'll be fine. I used to eat Opel Fruits with the wrapper on, all the time, but a dictionary... you win. :bow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 i did infact talk to the doctor down my road, and he severely warned me not to do it, i can't remember exactly what he said but it was something about clogging me up totally and the problem with the amount of ink.so i have decided not to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 f**king fairy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 (edited) f**king fairy...Maybe a pocket dictonary? Edited September 19, 2006 by ManxTrialSpaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Just print this thread out and eat it for us. We'll get some money ready for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 ow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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