Ash-Kennard Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 on monday i will be eating a german dictionary, people are paying me to eat it, i have about £38 lined up and recorded so far, but im hoping to achieve £70 in total, and i am wondering, what would the consequences be? i will not be eating the cover, for that is plastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 why? do you hate the German language or something.You'll probably just crap paper and get some sore cuts on the outward trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 1. i think it would be quite a funny and obscure thing to do2. i want quick money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 go and fill up a sink and scrumple up loads of paper around in it, then imgaine that in your stomach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 (edited) ok then, go and put all the usual food you eat in a sink, scramble it and imagine that is in your stomach Edited September 15, 2006 by ash-kennard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Limburn Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 ok then, go and put all the usual food you eat in a sink, scramble it and imagine that is in your stomacha very good point ash...i'm not sure you will manage it due to it being a hell of a lot of paper to eat but whatever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 is ink poisonous?I'd make sure to have a good few pints of water at hand, and some tablets to make you shit, I don't think paper is very nutritious.....Fair play if your getting money for it, i'd imagine getting money off people for that would be harder than eating the thing itself..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 I often eat paper when I'm pissed, recently even ate some tartybikes stickers which I was to give to a friend but then that's not paper. Paper's pretty difficult to chew because it gets hard real quick. You'll probably need quite a lot of soda. Could you post a picture of the dictionary we're talking about? What size is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir trial a lot Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Im really sorry but shouldnt you be giving the money to charity or something lol, its the norm, but i spose good on you for getting payed to eat it dude(Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 linkyi think its this one. its 400 pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onza Kieron Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 i think you wont make it personally, unless you blend it first with water to make some sort of mush, im sure you could do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Good luck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 i think you wont make it personally, unless you blend it first with water to make some sort of mush, im sure you could do that.or... even better, shread it, and mix it with some moyo , that could work, ill do that if i start to fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Im really sorry but shouldnt you be giving the money to charity or something lol, its the norm, but i spose good on you for getting payed to eat it dude(Y)To put it in a context everyone on TF will understand...No. lol, Nah, In my opinion keep the mulah and have some freaking fun with it.Make sure you film it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 i think it will take hours, i'll shoot it during stages for you as proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 POST A VID OF IT THIS WILL BE CLASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 fo sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 I'm pretty sure paper is in no way good for you.The ink from the paper will (probably) poison you. - Not good.Get some good video footage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=526419http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbhj3JBVtHs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Rather you than me! I have no idea if the ink going to be bad for you (Although I doubt it'll do very much good) but I'd be more concerned about eating that much paper. Paper is mostly plant stuff, so cellulose (right?) and it won't get broken down. At best, you're going to get horrible constipation. Also it's gonna take an age! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A!! Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 After watching the video of that guy eating a sheet of A4, i would be doubtful that anyone could eat a dictionary, but then considering the money maybe so. Either way though i would soak all the pages in water first to try drain some of the ink out of it and it will make it easier to eat and digest And if you do it, make sure you have it on video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 After watching the video of that guy eating a sheet of A4, i would be doubtful that anyone could eat a dictionary, but then considering the money maybe so.Normal A4 is quite glossy though, much more than the dry cheap stuff you get in dictionaries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Normal A4 is quite glossy though, much more than the dry cheap stuff you get in dictionaries? Just like eating Rizlas..same sorta paper... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 (edited) Normal A4 is quite glossy though, much more than the dry cheap stuff you get in dictionaries?Normal A4 paper tastes way better than the paper you get in ie. newspapers. The newspaper one tastes as if it was full of chemicals. Edited September 15, 2006 by Inur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Normal A4 paper tastes way better than the paper you get in ie. newspapers. The newspaper one tastes as if it was full of chemicals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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