The Strange Dreams That Everybody Has

[N.Wood]

I had an odd one last night, i dreamt i was in a pizza place with my mate, his sister and his mum drinking tequila shots. But then i couldn't have a pizza cos i couldn't find my pizza cutter. So we went to my mates car which was a Maserati Quattroporte and he left the key in the door, i told him, and he said 'it's ok, it uses a password and no one knows it is 'pizza'"

But some blokes were walking past as he said it and they nicked his car. But the gearbox broke and they stopped.

Then i woke up.

It all makes sense in a way, my mate is Italian, i misplaced my pizza cutter yesterday, and his dad has a maserati and its gearbox failed.

[club_card]

I had a dream last night which was pretty wierd, i was at home and needed a poo but i decided for some reason that i didnt like my toilet so i went outside and found a bar i went to their toilet and sat down there was no door just a curtain, then i realised they were about to close but my poo wouldnt come out so one of them came over and started talking to me and one by one the whole family were there waiting for me to finish because they wanted to close up.

The mum asked me where my motorbike helmet was and she said she would give me a lift home i said i dont have one then she said oh ill just go out and buy you one then i remeber thinking ill just pretend to wipe my bum and go because my poo wouldnt come out i was squizing and squizing but nothing came out, after that i cant remember anything else i woke up good job i didnt poo in my dream other wise i would of woken up with a suprise.

I still have to say i to say in my head big elephants can add up sums easily to spell because.

[Christophe']

I had one last night where i shot a deer with rifle but it wasnt a clean shot, i had to shoot it again , but it turned into a half deer half car,,,i kept shooting but the bullets bounced back of metal parts. All this while the other Deer were watching! i think they were supposed to be santas deer?

In an earlier part of the dream i was in somewhere like new zealand and met family members who had a house out there in the middle of now where,,,but it had no walls,,,,like it was in open air totaly

Edited September 17, 2006 by VillageDave

[Monty_susanne]

i hate the dreams when you cant scream or you just lose the muscles in your arms/legs so you cant run away!!

That made me start go to the gym very often after those dreams.

Also had a weird dream once when my bike was trying to kill me!! i couldnt scream or do anything, i woke up pretty quick and realized that my bike shouldnt be in my room anymore.

[mtbjosh]

im sorry to tell you this rick derby (semtex) but the other night i dreamed that i battered the shit out of you WITH my bike at hand . dont really know why but in my dream you tried taking it off me so i swung it into your head how f**king silly.

AND last night under the influence of some beer, i dreamed that i woke up in the middle of the night thinking i had work in the morning and id have a massive hangover to realise that after 5 minutes in my dream i actually ended up wakking up and believing that my dream/thought were true, so i pikked up my phone to set my alarm, then gave up put it back and fell asleep as sense finally came to me

[Spikenipple]

I had a dream last night that I had two trials bikes, one being the Diamondback T2 i used to own and another one being a really sexy looking stock that for some reason i was putting up for sale (i dont even own a trials bike). I went through the ivy arch in my garden with the stock and put the bike into the bike shed, and i turned around to move the mod and i grabbed it by the handlebars and in an instant i was only holding some handlebars and a stem in my hands, and the bike had disappeared

I was also riding the mod at the house end of my garden and in an instant again i was only holding bars and a stem, and i tried to do a pedal kick and the bike wasn't even there haha.

I also dreamt that my ex-girlfriend was telling me that she got fingered and sucked a guy off at a party and when I asked who by she would just sit there not saying anything and even if i tried to get her attention and shouted her name and shook her by the arm she would just sit there perfectly still without any response, like a vegetable. It was soo weird