MYTRonza Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 hi im craig walker form kent (medway trials) and im bored and unhappy because iv just broke up from school and all my mates and me have been split up into diffrant school so i need some chearing up from you! all you need to do is type you funnest joke on here to cheer me up thx guysplease CHEER ME UP BUBI!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 hehe thats a good oneA man walks into a fancy dress party with a condom on his nose. His mates ask him "what have you come as?" he says "f*ck knows" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Erm... well learn to spell and btw.. you haven't just broke up from all your mates you have already been in your secondary school for a year now so your going into your second year.. so don't lie Sam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 hehe thats a good oneI'm guessing something very funny got deleted?Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a radiator?A radiator heats up the room, and Michael Jackson fiddles the kids.(Completely random but i love that joke for some reason...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaron-i'anson Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Haha! Craig you are the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liam_thornton Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 i think this is funny. a bus crashs with 20 pikeys and they all die....so they all go upto the gates in heaven and the gate keeper goes to god...we have got 20 pikeys at the gate but we have only got 4 places left... so god says well let 4 in then and send the rest to hell...so the gate keeper goes ..then comes back to god and says there gone.....god says what the pikeys..then the gate keeper says no the gates enjoy hope it cheers you pu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan-Walker Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 what do you call a gorilla with a hamburger on its head ? grilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_kial Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I personally think this is a really bad joke but u'll only hear it some where else Reporter: Steve, Whats Your Favourite animal? Steve Irwin: well mate, i'm gunna have to say crocs, but i'll ill always have a place in my heart for stingrays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max-t Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 I personally think this is a really bad joke but u'll only hear it some where else Reporter: Steve, Whats Your Favourite animal? Steve Irwin: well mate, i'm gunna have to say crocs, but i'll ill always have a place in my heart for stingrays arr man that sux..thats soo f***in harsh max..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolty Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 This is one my mate told me i thought it was funny at the time......2 blokes caught 10 men and took then as prisoner, They said to them , ok now you have to go into the rainforest and collect 10 pieces of fruit but they have 2 be the same. So the first man came back with 10 apples and they said to him, if you want 2 live you have 2 put all of the 10 apples up your arse. So he put 2 up then he cried in pain so the men shot him. The second man came with 10 grapes and they said you have to put all off the 10 pieces up your arse if you want to live. The man put 8 put then started to laugh, the men killed him. The 2 men met in heavon and the first guy said to the second man, why did you laugh you were so close? and the guy answered beacause the next man was comming with watermellons.Bolty........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_kial Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 arr man that sux..thats soo f***in harsh max.....As i said " I think this is a really bad joke but u'll only hear it some where else " P.S hope i done the quote thing right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max-t Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 As i said " I think this is a really bad joke but u'll only hear it some where else " P.S hope i done the quote thing right sos man not having a go but i dont think you should of said it max..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 What did one paedophile say to the other? swap you two 5's for a 10? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willsey Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 lmao! haha my favs: Lawnmowermanliam_thorntonkeeep them coming i love them! i had loads, but iv gone blank atm, so ill post mine later, but im not guna look on the net.. i know alot of racest ones.. so i wont say.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_kial Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Right then here is another one that i had just rememberedHow do you get a group of eathiopians into a boxthrow a can of beans in there how do you get them out the boxrun away with the can opener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan-Walker Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 I personally think this is a really bad joke but u'll only hear it some where else Reporter: Steve, Whats Your Favourite animal? Steve Irwin: well mate, i'm gunna have to say crocs, but i'll ill always have a place in my heart for stingrays ha ha thats a good one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarquin Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 What do you call a bus load of pikeys driving off a cliff?A start..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooter Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 hi im craig walker form kent (medway trials) and im bored and unhappy because iv just broke up from school and all my mates and me have been split up into diffrant school so i need some chearing up from you! all you need to do is type you funnest joke on here to cheer me up thx guysplease CHEER ME UP BUBI!!!Two cannibals sitting round the fire eating a clown and one says to the other one 'Does this taste funny to you?'Really dumb but cracks me every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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