spode@thinkbikes Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 (edited) "He dented it in, with his ass!!""When people ask me why I'm so good, I just shake my head and say 'natural selection'" Edited September 7, 2006 by Spode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve@banbury-trials Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 i always get asked why my bike hasnt got a saddle,i just say who needs a saddle when you have legs like these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruckus_street Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 risk it for a biscuitand....no i dont want to fit "stunt pegs" to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nafan Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 "who put that there " is a good one from me mateHave a quote from Tunni's vid similar to that: "Who put that wall there!" (While attempting a neck-height hook-up on zoo video 30)Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Beck Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 in response to 'wheres your seat yuuuuuf?'i say; o shit mate , where the fu*k is me seat, ave u seen it, and act dead suprised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 F**k and c**t tend to come out most of the time.Or " you knows it" if something goes good. As a joke, i don't actually talk like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowman12 Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 when i ride my mates bike and someone asks me where the seat is i just say "ur mum sat on it and i never saw it again" i normally end up gettin chased by chavs after sayin that though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watto Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 'OH!' 'Smooth !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt! Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 people seem too say Indeed alot.indeed andrew, also, dear o dear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piperpa28 Posted September 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 All these remarks are used from day to day by trials riders from all over the place! So another question for you lot is, Would anyone be interested in buying t-shirts with these wicked catchy slogans printed to them? because i was wondering whether to get a few printed and sell them cheap on the trials forum, possibly different colour t-shirts, different sayings, different designs. So......let me know what you all think!Cheers!See you all soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Bleech Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 'GIVE IT SOME PASTIE!''AVE IT' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willsey Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 haha i get it but this topic needs to be purged now cos its just full of people saying wtf at first i thought what do you mean when someone asks for a go on your bike.. hahasomeones signature has a quote saying 'pump her like you pump your brakes' or something which was pretty cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piperpa28 Posted September 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 haha i get it but this topic needs to be purged now cos its just full of people saying wtf at first i thought what do you mean when someone asks for a go on your bike.. hahasomeones signature has a quote saying 'pump her like you pump your brakes' or something which was pretty coolNice! That is funny! I like the pump it one!What you all think to these sayings being printed to t-shirts then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtbjosh Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 (edited) when someone lands a line really heavy or scetchy theres always a 'SMMOOOOTH line, i tend to say 'scetchy counts, it adds interest.'and mat holdsworth cracked me up one time at a demo, 'I fall at times like this to put the escence of danger in it for the audience as everyone else is looking smooth and safe' hahahah i loved it and also 'if in doubt, ride at it flat out' usually for wallrides and hooking attempts, or scetchy rock sections Edited September 8, 2006 by mtbjosh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Pitbull Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 in response to 'wheres your seat yuuuuuf?'i say; o shit mate , where the fu*k is me seat, ave u seen it, and act dead suprised Wtf is going on in your sig.........seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piperpa28 Posted September 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 when someone lands a line really heavy or scetchy theres always a 'SMMOOOOTH line, i tend to say 'scetchy counts, it adds interest.'and mat holdsworth cracked me up one time at a demo, 'I fall at times like this to put the escence of danger in it for the audience as everyone else is looking smooth and safe' hahahah i loved it and also 'if in doubt, ride at it flat out' usually for wallrides and hooking attempts, or scetchy rock sectionsFair play, like your style! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Fried Rice Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 "why does your bike not have a seat?""because i dont like things up my arse"JK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piperpa28 Posted September 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 "why does your bike not have a seat?""because i dont like things up my arse"JKNice one! because none of us want something up our arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbt Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 For the 20" riders."no its not a bmx""Yes i know my back tyre is bigger than the front!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willsey Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 For the 20" riders."no its not a bmx""Yes i know my back tyre is bigger than the front!"haha thats a good one! and please people dont with the chavs nicked my seat jokes lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piperpa28 Posted September 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 For the 20" riders."no its not a bmx""Yes i know my back tyre is bigger than the front!"I like these ones, because I myself ride mod!Hey!!!! What you all think if a company was started up, and sold t-shirts and other bits of clothing with all your favorite sayings on, (not just trials) Would any of you be intrested? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 you choad !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piperpa28 Posted September 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 you choad !!!! What you on about a choad for? Do you like d*ck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Beckett Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 'it must have been lost in the post!'---------------------------------------(granny)"where is your seat?"(me)'huh, its just there look'(granny)"where?"(me)'THERE!!'(granny)"thats the frame"(me)'no it is'nt, it's your koffin!' hahahahaha(granny) (ringing 999)etc etclol------------------------------------------(granny)"where is your saddle??"(me)'ummmm i kind of lost my bike lock key so i had to remove the saddle so i could get the bike unlocked, ill have to go back there later with some bolt croppers to break the lock!(granny)"oh, how did you lock it to the saddle?"(me)'i locked it around the seat post! (trying to keep a straight face)(granny)"ow.........why don't you just pull the seat out of the lock??"(me)'because i have'nt got the key.'(granny)"it should just slide out if it's around the post."(me)'i don't understand'(when she tries explaining, just ride off).......you should see their face-------------------------hehe ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piperpa28 Posted September 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 'it must have been lost in the post!'---------------------------------------(granny)"where is your seat?"(me)'huh, its just there look'(granny)"where?"(me)'THERE!!'(granny)"thats the frame"(me)'no it is'nt, it's your koffin!' hahahahaha(granny) (ringing 999)etc etclol------------------------------------------(granny)"where is your saddle??"(me)'ummmm i kind of lost my bike lock key so i had to remove the saddle so i could get the bike unlocked, ill have to go back there later with some bolt croppers to break the lock!(granny)"oh, how did you lock it to the saddle?"(me)'i locked it around the seat post! (trying to keep a straight face)(granny)"ow.........why don't you just pull the seat out of the lock??"(me)'because i have'nt got the key.'(granny)"it should just slide out if it's around the post."(me)'i don't understand'(when she tries explaining, just ride off).......you should see their face-------------------------hehe benhaha! has that really happened to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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