Ben Swales Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 i've given up wanking - to save wear and tear on my hand, i use a girl instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 like jay jay said. Wanking prevents cancer - having actual humpy sex with somebody else doesn't so you're idiots for stopping.it's all here and here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted September 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I was more interested in annother article I found on thenewscientist;Tissue engineers grow penis - with feeling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I was more interested in annother article I found on thenewscientist;Tissue engineers grow penis - with feelingi'm definitely getting an extra one when they've got it all sorted out properly . I spose the question is where do you put it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 There was scope there for an amazing 'dickhead' joke, but I like you and it'd seem harsh to deploy it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bendee Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I wank when im bored..end of. If i doing something all day long i wouldnt need to...but if im bored...its just a done thing exactly the same as me if i go ride i dont need to but when im sat at home doing shit ill have one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spode@thinkbikes Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I'd like to add my vote to make this the funniest thread in quite some time However, I'm holding my self back from contributing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 exactly the same as me if i go ride i dont need to but when im sat at home doing shit ill have one.Man that's harsh, you should keep those body functions seperate if you can help it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex.loves.boys Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 that reminds mebe right back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 There was scope there for an amazing 'dickhead' joke, but I like you and it'd seem harsh to deploy it i feel all warm inside now maybe one day i'll return the favour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 By "return the favour", I hope you don't mean you'll make me feel warm inside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Man that's harsh, you should keep those body functions seperate if you can help it.I know someone that did that, it kinda slipped out and when questioned his excuse was "I was bored on the toilet..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 that reminds mebe right back...Shit and wank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 at least im not the only one that is always at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Without masturbation I think I would die.Also, shitting an wanking is just gross haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 haha, i couldn't last more than 3days, its actually quite sad.shiting and wanking, is bad, end of.also, does anyone ever get erections on rides? for some reason i have never had one on a ride, it is quite strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blinky Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 i sometimes get one when im driving.....bit random Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 i sometimes get one when im driving.....bit random I used to get em when working out in the wagons.7 1/2 tonne beasts that vibrate like f**k when it's stopped haha.Worst bit was because I used to deliver stuff, getting out an walkin into places with a boner was noooot good haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 also, does anyone ever get erections on rides? only when wing's there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squince Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Why the f**k would you get an erection on a ride . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted September 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Why the f**k would you get an erection on a ride .Loving trials that much I spose Maybe the hoppy hoppy makes mr bojangles and causes arousment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 why do you get random erections any time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I guy at my school today just announced that he hasnt haad a wank/had sex in seven weeks and won't until his wedding night. what a f**king geek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 why do you get random erections any time?Because your thinking of a girl/boy. Depending which way you are inclined.Or something else that arouses you, such as walls and gaps. (Not actually true) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Me and my gf have just had a very long chat and resolved some very confusing things.We are having a break for 3 weeks from seeing each other. That takes us to the 27th, thats our 1 year aniversary.Plan.. I'm not even looking at myself till then. That a whole month, that has to be a record for any man.Aren't you worried that as soon as she touches you, you'll splooge all over her, or inside your boxers?I haven't had a proper wank for nearly 2 months now. My gf is mad about sex lol, we've been together nearly 3 months and have had sex nearly everyday since then and sometimes more than twice in a day.Second time in the day sex is never as good as the first I find, unless it's quite far apart and/or you're a damn horny bastid at the time.I've gone without it for a week maybe more, is there really much point in going ages without one? It's been proven in so many tests and things that it's beneficial to have the occasional tommy tank so why do yourself harm? Does everyone find they wank much less when they've got a missus? Even before you start doing "stuff". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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