Sameer Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I made my english teacher cry last year by telling her that a deaf, dumb and blind person could teach better than her. she said how i should respect her etc and i replied: ''why should i respect an anorexic slag like you''You,I throw a board rubber at my r.e. teachers head...it cut it open and he had togo to hospital, and have stitches, f**k IT WAS SOOO FUNNY. got away with it aswellyou,i threw a pencil sharpener at a teachers head before, and you...... scummy chavs. f**king hate trouble-making kids at school. I always felt so fkin bad for teachers cos I knew how badly they wanted to give a swift right hook to some of the shits in the class rooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josephine Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I made my english teacher cry last year by telling her that a deaf, dumb and blind person could teach better than her. she said how i should respect her etc and i replied: ''why should i respect an anorexic slag like you''he then ran out of the classroom.Not really guilty about it, shed had it coming to her a while. You're a fanny. I throw a board rubber at my r.e. teachers head...it cut it open and he had togo to hospital, and have stitches, f**k IT WAS SOOO FUNNY. got away with it aswell I hope someone throws a brick at your head, I wouldn't find it funny ('cause people getting hurt isn't) but justice would be served in its most poetic form. i threw a pencil sharpener at a teachers head before Why? ^^^ Same goes for you, though maybe a just a stone. I don't really feel guilt.I could hit someone around the head with a spade an not feel anything lolOnly feel guilty if I make a girl cry, thats it Either you're all mouth and no trousers, or a diagnosable psychopath, either way it must suck to be you Joe x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 ... scummy chavs. f**king hate trouble-making kids at school. I always felt so fkin bad for teachers cos I knew how badly they wanted to give a swift right hook to some of the shits in the class rooms.Why? ^^^ Same goes for you, though maybe a just a stone.simple answer really, i was in year three. with the brain the size of a peanut so i thought it would be funny. i bet you would have found it funny in year three, i promise you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Year 3 my ass. You didnt it last term Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Geeze dude you really screwed that guy over....Only joking dude....lmao it is damn funny though !zoo baby!Mr Parker? I'll say tomorrow, i'm too tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr ailsbury Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 (edited) When I was in year 9 we had this R.E. teacher called miss Smith and she was the ultimate stress head lol so evry lesson me and this guy sat at the front of the class and kept turning this fan on that was always at the front of the room and as soon as she switched it off we switched it back on, as you do lol, and when she was trying to talk to someone we used to put our faces behind it and say poooriiiiidgeeeee cause talking through fans makes you voice sound funny which is pretty entertaining when your 13 lol she eventually got fed up of it and moved use to the back of the class where obviously we had to make up another plan... so we got loads of selotape up and made a big pole by attaching loads of rulers together so we could turn the fan on from the back of the room which stressed her out even more lol when she clocked on that it was us she took us to the head teacher and got all upset and stormed out because we were laughing at her lol she had loads of time off school and eventually came back just as we were leaving never really felt guilty cause it was rather funny lol Edited September 7, 2006 by mr ailsbury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-BAD Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 she eventually got fed up of it and moved use to the back of the class where obviously we had to make up another plan... so we got loads of selotape up and made a big pole by attaching loads of rulers together so we could turn the fan on from the back of the room genius... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Either you're all mouth and no trousers, or a diagnosable psychopath, either way it must suck to be you Its true, I just don't feel guilt unless it to do with a girl.and the "diagnosable psychopath" bit, my mum wants me to go see a shrink about my head because of stuff I say an how violent I am... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 (edited) maths teacher: get on with your workme: f**k off you stupid fat slag, can't you se i'm talking?maths teacher:........... yer i kinda felt guilty i didnt fully go to town on that fat halitosis ridden bitch. i could have ripped her to shreads.i was pretty well behaved in all other classes and all the other teachers were like wtf when she told them this. Edited September 8, 2006 by mat hudson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 You,you,and you...... scummy chavs. f**king hate trouble-making kids at school. I always felt so fkin bad for teachers cos I knew how badly they wanted to give a swift right hook to some of the shits in the class rooms. +1... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigjames Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 we had a biology teacher who was an absolute witch, who had to teach our form, and we had a pretty damn good form when it cam to gettin in trouble, fires in the class, attatchin bunsen burners to the taps was a goodun, best high pressure water jet ever!!locked her in the supplies room too. we were her only class, she was only part time. bless three months later she's retired from teaching due to a nervous breakdown through stress!! she never looked good at school! that was year 10. took a year out before college, so two years after she left, i start college. my tutor and product design teacher is her husband, nicest bloke in the world got on with real well. guess who my key skills teacher is, damn witch is back to haunt me!!only ever went to one lesson with her, couldnt look her in the eye!!guilt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumhitter Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 (edited) Ladies and Gentlemen.... huge rant on it's way, I'm normally quite passive but this thread has hit some sort of nerve.I'm a 22 year old professional musician, that's all I've ever been interested in since I was 10 (sept ridin obviously), this is why I was a bit of a shit at school... nothing major, just not really listening etc. Now I've finished music college and am looking for more income, I read up on a lot of books on teaching and Accelerated learning/NLP and I began to start teaching people the instruments I play in one to one lessons. I also have a Job conducting and big band and give workshops in schools and 6th forms, to groups from 2 right up to 150 students at a time.Bottom line peeps - IT'S REALLY REALLY F**KING HARD!I find it hard just to teach for an hour maybe two tops, so all you people talking about throwing things at teachers like pencil sharpners etc... and bullying them untill they have breakdowns etc.... NEED TO TRY IT.Untill you know what it's like being in their shoes day in and day out, untill you know what it's like to have a passion about anything (teaching in this case) but to have to deal with little ba****ds instead, untill you know what it's like not to feel like you're making a difference and that you're not valued.... DON'T YOU DARE think you're better than your teacher or that they don't deserve your respect. THE ONLY REASON THEY'RE THERE IS TO TEACH YOU. So show them that. If you don't see the error of your ways and are proud of yourselfs for things like throwing board rubbers a their heads etc, you don't deserve to be at school or get an education. Bare this in mind guys (just the fellas showing off about stupid stuff) - this isn't another teacher telling you off - this is a fellow rider in the same age group as you, so please please take it on board.Sorry to be in a bad mood - I can handle most things but kids like the people I'm reading about on this thread really really p*** me off.I'm sorry for being so grumpy and long winded everyone this is the last grumpy thread honest, I'm well aware that a lot of people have a great time at school and make teachers feel good about being there and bothering etc...Ant Edited September 8, 2006 by drumhitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 This may as well be the 'funny stuff at school thread' now At my school a couple of mates (bondy off here was one) came and told me that my english teacher would no longer let me in the class.We did find out that her son had set someones house on fire and was arrested so we made a few comments about that i.e. we get on like a house on fire..... burn baby burn and that lark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 I hope someone throws a brick at your head, I wouldn't find it funny ('cause people getting hurt isn't) but justice would be served in its most poetic form.You dont know me, so how the f**k can you f**king say shit. I went through alot of shit at school, bullies and shit, and i always thought i had something to prove to someone thats why i did it, i understand now, that it was f**king bad, thanks to this thread, i went and apologise. SO SHUT THE HELL UP, Cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty boi Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 Me and my friend bent all the chair legs in the class room(no im not a scummy chav)before every 1 went in and everyone ended up on there arses it was hilarious!!!Adam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josephine Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 You dont know me, so how the f**k can you f**king say shit. I went through alot of shit at school, bullies and shit, and i always thought i had something to prove to someone thats why i did it, i understand now, that it was f**king bad, thanks to this thread, i went and apologise. SO SHUT THE HELL UP, Cock Everyone went through crap at school, everyone, it sucks boohoo. It's odd that you should take a righteous tone against me, considering what you said and did. Is ABH funny? Nope. I'm amazed you weren't prosecuted, slightly disappointed as well... I throw a board rubber at my r.e. teachers head...it cut it open and he had togo to hospital, and have stitches, f**k IT WAS SOOO FUNNY. got away with it aswell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakers O'Toole Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 I felt guilt when i did a wee on the living room rug and blamed it on my cat. Poor little cat had to sleep outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfboy Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 I felt guilt when i did a wee on the living room rug and blamed it on my cat. Poor little cat had to sleep outside. Was that recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 In my opinion, some of you seem to treat this thread as an opportunity to show off with your bad behaviour. If I ever threw something at another person just for the piss, I'd dare even think about it, let alone have the courage to post it on a public forum. What the f**k were you people thinking? Teachers are educated people and therefore deserve at least a little bit of respect. I wonder how many of you scums will ever go to uni? Nah, you probably think education is pointless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme_biker0 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 In my opinion, some of you seem to treat this thread as an opportunity to show off with your bad behaviour. If I ever threw something at another person just for the piss, I'd dare even think about it, let alone have the courage to post it on a public forum. What the f**k were you people thinking? Teachers are educated people and therefore deserve at least a little bit of respect. I wonder how many of you scums will ever go to uni? Nah, you probably think education is pointless.Look who got out of his bed the wrong side this morning! What's it like being as educated as you? We can only dream i suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 (edited) i once threw a rubber at my friend and it slapped on his fore head it didnt even rebound just stopped dead left like a red sqaure on his fore head .In my opinion, some of you seem to treat this thread as an opportunity to show off with your bad behaviour. If I ever threw something at another person just for the piss, I'd dare even think about it, let alone have the courage to post it on a public forum. What the f**k were you people thinking? Teachers are educated people and therefore deserve at least a little bit of respect. I wonder how many of you scums will ever go to uni? Nah, you probably think education is pointless.us english people like to show off are abuse towards teachers makes us feel hard (joke by the way) Edited September 16, 2006 by Snowy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Look who got out of his bed the wrong side this morning! What's it like being as educated as you? We can only dream i suppose Getting late isn't it? Was I referring to myself? No. Have I finished uni? Not yet. Am I well educated? No. My education is quite irrelevant in relation to this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme_biker0 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Getting late isn't it? Was I referring to myself? No. Have I finished uni? Not yet. Am I well educated? No. My education is quite irrelevant in relation to this thread... Fair enough. But when you post on a public forum like this, you're addressing everyone who reads the forum. So to call everyone here scums, and say that they are un-educated, as you did in your post, means I am one of the people that the comment is directed at.If you've got a problem with people not showing respect to educated people, don't post shit like that on a public forum. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 So to call everyone here scums, and say that they are un-educated, as you did in your post, means I am one of the people that the comment is directed at.If I was addressing the post to people who threw things at their teachers, I obviously meant THEM and not the entire FORUM. What's wrong with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drumhitter Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 I'm glad a few people here share my opinion about people showing off about stupid things they've done - I thought I was the only mature (ish) trials rider on the forum.Cheers fellas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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