Guilt...

[anzo]

Ok, another one of those 'I remember when' topics bought to you from yours truely.

Basically, when have you felt REALLY guilty for doing something really selfish or stupid.

I don't really feel guilt much, one of the few emotions that run through my head, which is good because I can take the piss out of anyone or anything...but meh, one occasion comes to me, I felt guilty at the time but now I don't really give a toss....

In school we did business studies, we had a permiant teacher...or so she said. She left about 6 weeks later as she had kids at home and didn't spend enough time with them as she'd like to.

Soon after having numerous teachers we came to Mr.McDonald, he reeeeeeally did like me for some reason...peadophile?...who knows. Anyways, he always helped me out with coursework and didn't seem to give a toss about the rest of the class.

It was one of those classes I wanted to do well in personally, but was full of people who messed around constantly...and you'd rather sit and watch them get bollocked then do your work, you know the sort. Anyways, we went on school trips to cadbury land as part of our GCSE coursework, he came along too and everyone took the piss out of him. One of those teachers who tried to be 'cool' but it just wasn't happening.

Anyways, everyone got sick of him and during a lesson I was sat with this girl and she hated him. He came up to her shouting at her (although she was a f**king bitch) and she was just sat there being subborn as hell. She then accused him of trying to grab her arm (which was more than likely made up to cause hassle) and told the headteacher about it.

Obviously, he had to investigate into it and you had to put your hand up if you saw it...however, putting your hand up meant that you got to miss a bit of the next lesson, which for me was maths...so up went my hand. I made up a story and missed maths...great.

Next day, no Mr.McDonald...never seen him again since. As far as I know the guy was 'asked to leave'. I felt so bad because I didn't see anything and I pretended I did, then the guy was out of a job.

But hey, life goes on.

[munkee]

[Haz]

But you got out of maths.

[PaRtZ]

did he actually "abuse" her though? cos if he did then at least you weren't lying, then that WOULD be a massive guilt trip

not to put you under any pressure there like....

[anzo]

I dont think for a second that he did to be honest, he wasnt the sort, although she was the sort to make it up just to cause the hassle...so yea, lied through my teeth....hell for me then, see you there everyone.

[the_soon_to_be]

back in the day (1 year ago) at school, there was a maths teacher called Mrs Harris and she was a maths teacher, she tried real hard to get on with people and we all just took the piss out of her, but a select few of us took it further

complaints to the head teacher and shit, because we could, and one lesson we were at our usaul level of foul mouthed childish abuse, and she got up walked out the lesson and locked herself in the teacher toilet next door down, so we all shouted through the door

eventually we got bored, wondered off and pissed about

she went home to her kids, went crazy and had a nervous breakdown on a massive scale

still in the funny farm to this day...

another teacher, was called Mr oliver and he was an old skool teacher from when i was a wee nipper, and was at the school for most the time i was there (same school all my life) and we all thought there was something funy about him, he was the music teacher and we always assumed him of being a fudge packer..

but in 1 assembly, bearing in mind this is to a room full of 10-17 year old with head teacher and all the other twats.. and he started talking about when he had erection problems, and how occasionly he popped rndom ones, and then proply asked people to raise their hands and say where they get random nob ons

he was taken out the room and assembly changed pronto

later he suddenly leaves, and we see in the newspaper that he was a gay phedo who had been filming the kids at our school (maybe me too) taking showers after games

so we felt it our duty to find his phone number and give abusive calls, the sick f**k

and other sick arse willy teachers too, for another time

[anzo]

Yep, made a teacher cry and go home once. RE in year 9, I stood up with a bible, shouted 'Holy War' and threw it at my mate and smacked him right in the face...the whole class started and the teacher ran away...I got away with it too.

[Up'n'away]

When My sister cries (shes 10) i feel extremely guilty, on a humungus scale!

No reason why, ive done nothing wrong, just hate it when she cries, almost makes me feel sick inside

Cant wait til i get to beat her before's when she starts bringing them home though

[adamtrials]

We had a shite german teacher, so people started making up stories about how shit she was and complaining to the head, she was fired and rumour has it she comited suicide...

I feel more guilty for being a dick in some of the teachers lessons, as many of them are actually pretty safe people.

but in 1 assembly, bearing in mind this is to a room full of 10-17 year old with head teacher and all the other twats.. and he started talking about when he had erection problems, and how occasionly he popped rndom ones, and then proply asked people to raise their hands and say where they get random nob ons

he was taken out the room and assembly changed pronto

later he suddenly leaves, and we see in the newspaper that he was a gay phedo who had been filming the kids at our school (maybe me too) taking showers after games

Hahahahaha

At my primary school there was a teacher that stripped off in front of a loads of girls, we never saw him again... Than a year later we saw him in the newspaper again, he had been running around the town naked

Happy days

[yoyoyo]

she went home to her kids, went crazy and had a nervous breakdown on a massive scale

still in the funny farm to this day...

later he suddenly leaves, and we see in the newspaper that he was a gay phedo who had been filming the kids at our school (maybe me too) taking showers after games

so we felt it our duty to find his phone number and give abusive calls, the sick f**k

and other sick arse willy teachers too, for another time

1st one: Harsh

2nd one: ROFL, and you feel guilty about phoning him abusively? Deserves it.

[Joe_Elding]

I made my english teacher cry last year by telling her that a deaf, dumb and blind person could teach better than her. she said how i should respect her etc and i replied: ''why should i respect an anorexic slag like you''

he then ran out of the classroom.

Not really guilty about it, shed had it coming to her a while.

[Fishy]

Adam, what about Sedman-Smith, or whatever his name is. Haha!

[adamtrials]

Adam, what about Sedman-Smith, or whatever his name is. Haha!

Lol yeah, Joe started a fire in his lesson, so he left Joes school and came to mine...

And we did this...

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Shame really, he's actually a really nice guy...

(Any resemblence to real life events, people or organisations purely coincidental, all characters fictional, views not endorsed by me)

[Fishy]

Yeah, lmfao

First of all he was a cool guy, but then he started to give us work, so we refused to do it.

After the first month we were throwing chairs about in class, and he would just sit there.

And a few days before his unexpected departure, we had a fire on one of the tables. No smoke alarms in the demountables either. So it was a win win situation.

The day he left someone threw an egg mayo sandwich at him, so he said " Right, thats it children, I'm f**king off!"

And we never heard from him again. And nothing was ever reported.

The end.

Edit: Oooh and yeah, I do feel kinda guilty.

Edited September 6, 2006 by Joe Rothwell

[zoo]

Geeze dude you really screwed that guy over....Only joking dude....lmao it is damn funny though !

zoo baby!

[Token]

I was away once with this guy an he kept really p!ssin me off, saying bitchy stuff in greek trying to make me look 2 inches tall infront of his mates.

I found myself in my boxxers in his room (on holiday, no gay sex remarks please) so I took the liberty of wiping my bare ar*se onto one of his pillows an my bare swetty pen!s onto the other.

sure enough the torment continued with him being annoying, an luckily enough I found myself in a situation in which I had just had a wa*nk (dont make it out like its disgusting you all do it) so then again I took the liberty for a second time to wipe that horrible gunky stuff into his flannel.

I never really felt guilty for that but maybe I should of, I'm happy I did when I think about it.

[Bendee]

back in high school there was a french teacher called madam arrnot or some shit anyway no one liked her and gave a shit about her lessons so she got the piss ripped pretty much all through her lessons and after a couple years of me being at the school and about 5 cases of her being locked in the storage cubard a week she went crazy (literally).

my girlfreinds freind works at the nut house and she says shes in there and pretty much isnt gonna get out she cant really be helped haha it was down to work and her husband dieing.

we also had a peodo who was proper f**ked up you could tell he was just from his voice he got the sack obviously for trying it on with a couple girls.

[Lee Cable]

I throw a board rubber at my r.e. teachers head...it cut it open and he had togo to hospital, and have stitches, f**k IT WAS SOOO FUNNY. got away with it aswell

[Dan6061]

Not exactly guilt, but as this topic ios mainly about school...here goes.

We had this teacher at my old school, called Mr Daniels.

He is Paul Daniels brother, you could see the resembalence in looks, not personality. He was a twat.

He covered us in Music when I teachwer was off, and he always had this big beater with him..When you were talking, he would creep up behind you and bang it on the desk. Once did it right next to my hand!

In music when we had him, he always picked me to stand up and read, or answer a question, or just stand up.

I got in an arguement with him becuaser of this, I got proper annoyed too.

He was well weird, gave all the girls dodgey looks and that.

We all complained to other teachers, and the headmaster at the time.

He soon got the sack. Luckily.

Few weeks later, he was arrested for sexually abusing a young girl outside another school in the area.

He's well weird.

Would never have thought that Paul Daniel's brother would be like that..

[Mark W]

My Mum's a teacher, and some girl tried to get her fired by making allegations against her which were obviously totally untrue. She's also had kids just spend hours at a time just trying to annoy/upset her.

Some people really are c**ts.

[Jaffacakes]

Lmao how can you be that harsh to someone

Fair enough if there a complete cu*t though. I only had one teacher that was complete fanny to me for no reason at all, she just didnt like me and had a dig at me whenever she could She was a little ratty teacher with a whistle aswel. She blew it whenever the class got out of control. She had a go at me for doing something I didnt even do (I f**king hate getting acused for things I havn't done) so by this time I had had enough and I just flipped and had such a go at her, she ran off to the head teachers office and refused to teach me! Thank god.

Edited September 6, 2006 by Jaffacakes

[Walleee]

I never actually did any shit to teacher's, for some reason I understood that they were only trying to help us by passing on knowledge, but I ended up in a class with 2 of the worst people in the year, a guy and a girl, both enjoyed taking a piss break to pull a lung or bong.

One time a teacher recieved a rubber to the head, which was thrown really f**kin hard, he was baldy too, I cried with laughter when it bounced of his baldy head and hit the roof, the same poor guy had a hoax bomb planted under his car by one of the 6th years on their exam day to try and get out of doing it. Those doing exams had to continue, everyone else got the day off!

My maths teacher ended up grey after teaching us for 2 years, the guy's hair was jet black at the start of the year, I allways felt really sorry for him because he was a really reasonable man. I got on with him as he was totally straight with me, he knew what my plans were, and told me that I could easily get a B doing intermediate maths, or could do higher maths and push myself for an A, he also fully accepted that I just wanted a B, let me do the work, and told me not to bother going to any more classes as I had done what was required.

I'd love to go back and say thanks you to a few certain teacher's, there are few I really disliked, I suppose that's cos I was allways a good boy at school....

[Ash-Kennard]

i threw a pencil sharpener at a teachers head before, and also made an re teacher call mrs grantham cry, but we had one really bad class for her. we were supposdly the top of the year so they gave use a total mong because they realised we didnt need a good teachers help, so we just went nuts, i never saw her again either. meh, well worth it.

mark, my mums a teacher too, some people are just out there to make peoples lives a misery

[Si-man]

I don't really feel guilt.

I could hit someone around the head with a spade an not feel anything lol

Only feel guilty if I make a girl cry, thats it

[A!!]

Once made an r.e teacher leave a couple of years ago, well not personally but as a class.

It wasn't though making fun out of her, but was just down to the fact that we kind of new she was a bit of a push over and that we could get away with things. It was more just random things that we did, like all standing up a singing the national anthem while she was teaching, or walking into class with hotpants on (can't say this was down to me).

And in the end i think she had just had enough, and decided to leave.

I don't know how all these dodgy people get a job in teaching.

We once had an English teacher who had to be escorted of the school grounds. At first he seemed alrite but then he just started doing really wierd things. He refused to teach the A level students their work, and randomly skipped days off school. Someone told me that he was caught looking up girls skirts as well. He was our rugby coach for a bit until he was sacked, i can remember when he got all of our team (in year 8) to chase him and try and take him down, just now it doesn't seem so innocent

Edited September 7, 2006 by huck_it