Davetrials Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 fanny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 you love fanny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexx Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 bah none of them have anything on these mofos;Youtube video of one eating a lizard http://youtube.com/watch?v=z6xtQRND-Mc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 f**k that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 bah none of them have anything on these mofos;when i saw that photo in the paper for the first time i honestly thought they were like 1ft long.then i eventually realised that it was two, and that the guys hand is near the camera.but still, wouldn't want to put my foot into my boot in the morning and find that thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Spiderman beats all. Close topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted August 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Tarantulas dont bother me, held loads before.Its them small fast f**kers that scare me, or certain coloured ones. That was my spider, imagine seeing that about a foot away from you mid wank mine looks just like that and my mom was a idiot and scooped it out and it ran under our microwave. Im on a mision to not eat it in ma sleep lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 I swear spiders this year have figured out what steroids are, they are f**kin massive!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyb Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Can i join in?[attachmentid=6785] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Reading this topic is making me feel itchy...Makes me feel like things are walking on my feet zoo baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Found this bad boi sleeping next to cultiv8ed matt lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concussion Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Reading this topic is making me feel itchy...Makes me feel like things are walking on my feetTotally.... itching like a s.o.b.I see one in my room and don't manage to find / kill it........ I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
domonza Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 A fluffy cute one it looks kinda sad Ive just been sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radfax Posted August 31, 2006 Report Share Posted August 31, 2006 Id make it my pet.That video is of them spiders in Iraq and that, they inject you with poison and then eat away on you. Soilders were waking up with half their legs missing apparently where the big mofo was in their sleeping bags, i mean as if you wouldnt notice! There was a thread on here before about them and i read it on there.Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted September 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Id make it my pet.That video is of them spiders in Iraq and that, they inject you with poison and then eat away on you. Soilders were waking up with half their legs missing apparently where the big mofo was in their sleeping bags, i mean as if you wouldnt notice! There was a thread on here before about them and i read it on there.Tomyes yes i think i dont like you no more lol. you have made me so scared i cant sleep. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concussion Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 Man, I had a hard time going to sleep last night! Turned my lamp on loads of times to chech the wall / quilt etc!Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted September 1, 2006 Report Share Posted September 1, 2006 haha, mum was at her mates last night an in her bathroom, there was a spider that had a legspan of her and it could f**kin jump hahaWas really thick aswell apparently, silly sod didn't get a picture though ahwell, i keep itchin an its scaring me lol.Oh, that spider i said i could find the other day, found it haha R.I.P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 (edited) how can you tell when a spider is high??Adam. You can tell.LINKY 1LINKY 2SMALL READY LINKYQuite what it says about whether caffeine should be banned I have no idea.Science project for school? Edited September 2, 2006 by Monkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Lite Man Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 FFS, now i am scetching out because i think that some iraqi spider is going to eat my legs or a tarantula is going to jump on my face or something.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted September 2, 2006 Report Share Posted September 2, 2006 During my stay in Austrialia, we had our friends round for dinner and the bring a red back spider in a jam jar! (red back is the most posionas one i think). Aparently the father was shaving and it clawed down the mirror so i got a jam jar and put it in. totally unafaird. I was crapping myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UrbanLegend Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 That Iraqi beast is more like a Face Hugger from Aliens than a bloody spider!Now those things were scary lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radfax Posted September 3, 2006 Report Share Posted September 3, 2006 Another story for you all scene as you all liked my one about the Iraq spider is this...My girlfriend said her mum had read in a paper that a man brought a cactus over from australia when he emergrated, he kept the cactus in his house and it kept getting bigger and bigger and it then came open and all of these deadly spider came crawling out dont know what spiders or anything but he had to leave his house for almost a month whilst the spiders were killed and stuff and from what i heard this is all true.Pretty mean IMO, Tomm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 FFS, im gettin pissed off now!!ANOTHER f**king tarantula thing in the same room!!Theres a nest somewhere in this room i know itAnd theres also some legs on the wall from where i twatted it with a carlsberg 15 can box haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A!! Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 I never used to be bothered about spiders at all but as i have got older they really scare me, and in some cases reduce me to running away and screaming like a girl :$. We have lots of ivy up the side of our garage and there are some huuuge spiders in there, i can remember when i was little i used to get a stick and wobble it on there webs so they ran out, aaa the ignorance of youth We have loads in our top bathroom as well because people always leave the window open so there is about 5 big spiders in there so i always make sure i shut the bathroom door at night so they don't go walk abouts. There is a website about the camel spiders here and it shows a wound from a man who had been bit by one: camel spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex.loves.boys Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 fookgot back from walking the dogand found to big f**kers on the wall by my front door, and my bed room window is like 5 foot away and its poen right now shiti tried to move them by the road, bet there backaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhim scaredsleeping in front room tonight i think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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