anzo Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 A message to all those who have recently got their results...Congratulations, now forget everything you've learnt except english and general maths...the rest has no uses in life what so ever, unless however, some crazy man breaks into your house and asks the photosynthesis process, and if you get it wrong he'll kill your family...thats where the D in science comes in handy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blinky Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 (edited) Cant remember what I got, but I remember a friend of mine, thick as shit. We collected our results and I bumped into him and said 'What results did you get then?' and he said;'Put it this way, I can spell DUDE with it'my mate managed to spell fudge with his results Edited August 25, 2006 by blinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 (edited) Drama: DEnglish: CMaths: EHealth: FScience: EResistant materials: FElectronics: DAnd i dont gi a feeeeh you got the same as me mine also spelt out def english EEscience DDmaths Fd&T cgnvq uuuur.e f Edited August 25, 2006 by Snowy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 (edited) you got the same as me mine also spelt out def Nice...its spelt Deaf mate, was the f in English by any chance? (Edit: Posted before Snowy's edit, but I'll leave it for comedy purposes ) Edited August 25, 2006 by anzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Er, out of interest, how can people be happy with complety failing their GCSE's?I was f**king pissed off i got a D in maths, and that was only a D.Also, how the f**k can you fail english, so spectacularly bad, its your own god damn language.Sorry, just annoys me you people are happy with failing GCSE's. When you go to college and get told to re-take all the major ones you failed, i hope you're like "f**k.".Gr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Er, out of interest, how can people be happy with complety failing their GCSE's?I was f**king pissed off i got a D in maths, and that was only a D.Also, how the f**k can you fail english, so spectacularly bad, its your own god damn language.Sorry, just annoys me you people are happy with failing GCSE's. When you go to college and get told to re-take all the major ones you failed, i hope you're like "f**k.".Gr.I knew I would fail so im not all that bothered. Im on the course I wanted at college anywhoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siders77 Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Er, out of interest, how can people be happy with complety failing their GCSE's?I was f**king pissed off i got a D in maths, and that was only a D.Also, how the f**k can you fail english, so spectacularly bad, its your own god damn language.Sorry, just annoys me you people are happy with failing GCSE's. When you go to college and get told to re-take all the major ones you failed, i hope you're like "f**k.".Gr. Shut the f**k up you grumpy c**t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 (edited) Er, out of interest, how can people be happy with complety failing their GCSE's?I was f**king pissed off i got a D in maths, and that was only a D.Also, how the f**k can you fail english, so spectacularly bad, its your own god damn language.Sorry, just annoys me you people are happy with failing GCSE's. When you go to college and get told to re-take all the major ones you failed, i hope you're like "f**k.".Gr.I would say well said, but people will probably have another go at me Imo it's not particularly the students fault.Theres a link to a poem in my signature that i think explains some of it... Edited August 25, 2006 by adamtrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Er, out of interest, how can people be happy with complety failing their GCSE's?I was f**king pissed off i got a D in maths, and that was only a D.Also, how the f**k can you fail english, so spectacularly bad, its your own god damn language.Sorry, just annoys me you people are happy with failing GCSE's. When you go to college and get told to re-take all the major ones you failed, i hope you're like "f**k.".Gr.I was pissed off with getting a D in English but thats cause I worked hard for it. I have never been good at English cause I had a problem with it when I was young so I was put into to lostest group for English which just so happened to have the most disraptive kids in it so I didnt learn as much. Also I had to do the Foundation Tier so I needed above 80% to get a C.I wasn't pissed off (I was actully quite glad lol) at getting 2 F's in ICT cause I didn't do any work and when I was, when I had to improve the work my flippin teacher refused to help me cause her A* pupils needed an extra 2 marks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 my dads calmd down lol. my biek still dont work though lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Gibson Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Er, out of interest, how can people be happy with complety failing their GCSE's?I was f**king pissed off i got a D in maths, and that was only a D.Also, how the f**k can you fail english, so spectacularly bad, its your own god damn language.Sorry, just annoys me you people are happy with failing GCSE's. When you go to college and get told to re-take all the major ones you failed, i hope you're like "f**k.".Gr.I was pissed that I got D's in maths and english, but I'm retaking them in the sixth form, and could get a B or even an A, if I apply my self. I wasnt too suprised about my maths though. Our class got moved from teacher to teacher. We had 3 teachers in year 11. But we done nothing with one teacher, well we did, one topic for 6 months, and that was algebra! I've never understood it. Probably never will I only found out today that I got 9 C, beacuse most of mine we double awards. I done okay in the end. Not uber good. But okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 Last years results . I was just compering the results and seems this year is pretty shit to last year (no offence). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squince Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 In answer too what Simon said, Ive always been the bottom of the class and never seemed too be able too pick my self up. All the revision guides and everything, Extra classes the lot.I did farely well, too what i thought i was in for.I am doing what i want too do at college, so im happy.Anyone who thinks im just a general failure can f**k off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 Maths- BEnglish- CCScience Double- BBResistant Materials- A (highest in year )Geography- BArt- CICT- U (played on internet for 2 years)Statistics- DMine from 2 years ago lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Fried Rice Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 (edited) Shit the bed, 2 years since I picked my results up.Cant remember what I got, but I remember a friend of mine, thick as shit. We collected our results and I bumped into him and said 'What results did you get then?' and he said;'Put it this way, I can spell DUDE with it'I almost shit myself laughing, still laugh about it now. I've not seen him since then and he thought it was funny at the time...wonder if he still does as he's litter picking around town centres...maybe?FUDGED Edited August 26, 2006 by J-KAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_gap girl Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 (edited) i got mine in the post todayi retook english as last year as i got a d... which i was pretty happy with because im not exactly good at both english and maths as i think i am slightly disleksic(sp)So i got :Fine art - B never got a B in my entire life!!and English - D againwas gutterd but i got 3 C's on 3 of the 4 units and one E soo.. dont know what will happen now..my mum was chuffted i got a B on my fine art... and also got distinctions on my 1st diploma in art and design. Edited August 26, 2006 by crazy_gap girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted August 26, 2006 Report Share Posted August 26, 2006 As far as I remember my GCSE results were 4 B's, 3 C's and 2 D's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 In comparison, um... can't think of any widely accepted as shit unis so I won't name names, The Anglia Ruskin University Anywho well done chaps and chapettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dai the Socket Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Last year I got 2 A's, 6B's and a C I was pretty f**king happy with them actually.Shame I got B C E at AS level. E for Economics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 I was pissed that I got D's in maths and english, but I'm retaking them in the sixth form, and could get a B or even an A, if I apply my self. I wasnt too suprised about my maths though. Our class got moved from teacher to teacher. We had 3 teachers in year 11. But we done nothing with one teacher, well we did, one topic for 6 months, and that was algebra! I've never understood it. Probably never will I only found out today that I got 9 C, beacuse most of mine we double awards. I done okay in the end. Not uber good. But okay.E is still a pass though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 'i got an A* at maths which i took a year early gotta wait until next year for all the rest probs gonna be shit, im ony goot at maths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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