dan_welshriders Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 i was in work today, when this really fat guy tried to get on the ride (walt disney world) and i knew he was way to fat even before he tried to get in the seat. so i thought it would be a good chit chat topic you know your fat when...you cant pull the lap bar down enough on a rollercoaster add on my friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob87 Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 You know your fat when.......that kid in your avatar picture stops dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipkickbs Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 You have to buy 2 tickets for an airline. Thats a true fact btw. Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 (edited) You know your fat when...you look down and can't see your cock Edited August 22, 2006 by Si-man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phatmike Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 You've been called fatmike for 4 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipkickbs Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 You need a dialing wand to operate telephones. Your head goes straight to you shoulders. Your diving is the cause of many tsunamis. You get picked last, or as goal keeper. You have a mobility scooter to go shopping in. You drive an automatic for fitness reasons. You eat ice cream when your depressed, and your depressed when you eat ice cream. Your scales circle round back to 5. You can lie down to meet theme park height requirements. you pop nike airs. xxl t-shirts look emo on you. All true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 You know your fat when you only have to put one paint of water in the bath, and it over flows when you get in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 you know you're fat when you have to wash with a rag on a stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 When you HAVE to have a open plan house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 You know you're fat when you have to clean underneath your folds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prawny Baby Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 when you get beaten in a comp by rich pearson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 when it takes longer to order food than eat it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phatmike Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 when you get beaten in a comp by rich pearson fatmike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prawny Baby Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 dream on fatty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phatmike Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Says otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 You know your fat when you know what it likes to do during it's spare time, who it fancies, what it's favorite drink is, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyb Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 You know your fat when you know what it likes to do during it's spare time, who it fancies, what it's favorite drink is, etc. I'm sorry what? you know your fat when you mum/dad buys you a t-shirt reading "i beat anorexia"(sp) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concussion Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 When you have to have your passport photo taken from outer space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 I'm sorry what? you know your fat when you mum/dad buys you a t-shirt reading "i beat anorexia"(sp)the secret is in the punctuationyouryou're- genius.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyb Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Shut it you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 you know you're fat when you have 4 flat spots and 18 dents in you rimow wait thats me. looks like im fat hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 When you get stuck going in the door to mcdonalds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blinky Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 nah, truly determined fat people would never get stuck on the way IN to mcdonalds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 ...you go to a fancy dress party as the bouncy castle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 when dave and adam from tartybikes call you fat pie muncher... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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