N.Wood Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Jesus, trials riders are violent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 (edited) Find your local footbal firm, tell the leader that hes been hitting on his wife.. then sit back and watch...Happened round in carlisle a few months back haha!If your gonna get him after work, nick his car (with him in the boot) Cause hes gonna be in the boot like...get a few (like 12) of your mates, to go out, and buy axes.. then axe the fook outs his car, and leave the axes in his car stabbed into the body...Then spray on the side... "your lucky, this is only a warning..."Mafia scare tactics ohh ohhh, another...get him when hes sleeping, get a catapult, and get a ball bearing out of a mouse ball, and straight to the forhead as hard as you can He wouldnt be too pleased Edited August 21, 2006 by terror-error Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Id hit him back with a bigger bat..threaten him with somthing say either pay for the damage or get a face full of bat, and if he pays u then u bat him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 You know what I wouldn't do?Can anyone say Incriminating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 Cause hes gonna be in the boot like... Use your head, not that difficult to decifer what I meant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benno Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Teeth are absolute c**ts when they break (believe me, hockey player talking here!), and I guess if you really want to f**k the guy up they're a good target. But that sort of shit lasts for life, tread carefully... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 curb him but properly, not the forehead version make him bite the curb then BOOM slap him about plenty before so he cant stop it (getting your freinds to hold his arms is gay) lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARSE! Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 curb him but properly, not the forehead version make him bite the curb then BOOM slap him about plenty before so he cant stop it (getting your freinds to hold his arms is gay) lolwhat films that off? i want to watch that now lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
human_furball Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 oh and you could steal his milk...Better yet piss into a cup then inject it into his milk everymorning if he gets it delivered to his doorstep, note that this also stops people that come round stealing your milk in the mornings tried and proven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 american history X is the film, if anyone ever did that they should be whipped to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brisa Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Brake fluid is a fanny for removing paint and it constantly spreads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 all black clothing one brick through a window for every day he bothers you, stab his dog, burn out his car, rape his mother then release the video on the internet. hire a hot babe to go chat him up then smash his face in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Sorry to spoil your fun but if he goes to the police and ask for an investigation and someone finds this thread and tells the police, you and the forum will be in deep sh!t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 "Somebody's smeared shit on my car""Quick, to the Trials Forum!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Just delete the topic afterwards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 shit in an envelope and post it through his letterbox.physical violence is SO over rated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Do something that will last with him for the rest of his life, absolutely rip the shit out of him. I personally wouldn't promote beating into him, but I don't know the whole story, so I can't say. Humiliation hits harder that actual physical violence IMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 set his foot on fire ah my foot he thinks il stick it in that bucket of water unfortunately for him you placed a bucket of acid there an hour before in preperation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 set his foot on fire ah my foot he thinks il stick it in that bucket of water unfortunately for him you placed a bucket of petrol there an hour before in preperation Would be funny to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Would be funny to watch.oh man that completes it lol why didnt i think of that its so obvious :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffnips Posted August 24, 2006 Report Share Posted August 24, 2006 Wow, we have a forum full of sick people but then he is a sick twisted low life peice of sh*t. So, batter him to death with an ironing board. If that doesn't work pull his pubic hair out slowly one by one and maybe try a little amateur circumcision on him. (this does seem a little scumish i wouldn't do it)Nick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted August 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Just an Update on the situation...My scooter (piaggio NRG) got stolen last night, from 'literally' right outside my front door. Now your guess probally isn't as good as mine at pointing the finger. But theres nobody around here other than this untC* that would steal my bike.The police are obviously doing sweet football association like they do and I'm left with yet again another hit in the b*llox! (this my 2nd scooter thats been stolen, was the same guy the 1st time)I'm off to spain this tuesday and when I'm back things will be getting messy! very f*ckin messy! The list now consists of (in date order):- 1st scooter stolen- new scooter gets pissed on outside my work- get verbal from this guy an his followers at my work- get chased by him in his car for a good 10 minutes- get beaten over the head an across the back with baseball bats an then chased- and today the newer (2nd) scooter is stolen from outside my front doorcheers tony blair, all these extra police are doing a whole load of good for me, mr.joe blogg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 I think all this fancy shit set aside, the guy needs a f**king good beating with what ever, do it hard enuff and leave him with some damage he wont do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euro Braker Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 Do something he will remember and be ashamed ofIf you know his adresses and personal details then subscribe him to credit cardsA skip in the drive is always the way I found. Delivered early in the morning or when nobody is home so he cant get his car out or park the car but remember to paint over the contacts on the skip so he cant get it removed.Piss him off at work by calling his workplace, asking to talk to him and when he talks then hang up. Do it loads of times so everyone will get pissed off with him at work and may ask him to leave and never return.Knock him out one night and then plant loads of drugs and a knife on him then contact the police and say there is a bloke unconcious and carring drugs and they will arest him and then he might go down. Remember to remove your prints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jules Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 (edited) Dont want to spoil the fun, but if you and a few mates do end up just going up to him and kicking the sh*t out of him, baseball bats etc.etc. You could end up giving him braindamage or possibly even killing him, its happend before people getting into fights and the person dies the next day from a blod clot in the brain or something along those lines. Im not saying he dosnt deserve it, but your plan could end up going horribly horribly wrong and im sure you would regret that, maybe the smashing of the windows or the smearing of sh*t on his car could be a better idea. Anyway it's your decision, I hope you get your revenge one way or another, this guy sounds like an absoloute twat.Edit: Just out of interest why does this guy hate you so much? Edited August 28, 2006 by Jules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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