ARSE! Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 He would be like :$ :$ :$ :$ :$ :$ :$ :$ :$i think he would more likely hang himself with the rope, hes tied up with. O and if you do this wear gloves another idea also is bomb his house, i'm sure alkieda (sp?) would get blamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Try and shove 56 tampons up his arse. see what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Try and shove 56 tampons up his arse. see what happens okay okay I'll draw the line at inserting things into his rectum, never really been into the whole german porn scene...humiliating hair cutting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARSE! Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 humiliating hair cutting?Yup shave 'TWAT' into the back of his head, he wont notice till someone tells him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Make some napalm and put it on the palm of his right hand, left if he's left handed.Then set fire.Obviously KO him first, will make it easier, wake him up before you set fire to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prawny Baby Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 you gotta be realistic mate.......this guy may well have made your life hell for the past year, but you CANT go round cutting his balls off.... thats just not f**king funny.on the otherhand. i dont see a problem with leaving him with a reminder thats visible to all......if it were me, and i was as serious as you appear to be, id take his teeth out.......beat him about a bit, until hes had enough, the carefully smash out a few teeth good job done i think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Geary Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 (edited) Smack them, rag them to the floor ... stamp/kick them in the head.~Thats if you get caught after getting chased blah blah. Edited August 19, 2006 by Ben Geary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 (edited) Shave him, but do it bad so he gets ingrowing hairs, Staple his clothes to him. Edited August 19, 2006 by ManxTrialSpaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredrico Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 get a huge french banger, shove it up his arse and light, that would be a mess after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 you gotta be realistic mate.......this guy may well have made your life hell for the past year, but you CANT go round cutting his balls off.... thats just not f**king funny.on the otherhand. i dont see a problem with leaving him with a reminder thats visible to all......if it were me, and i was as serious as you appear to be, id take his teeth out.......beat him about a bit, until hes had enough, the carefully smash out a few teeth good job done i think. ok teeth an broken nose, I've heard his mate is apparently in hospital with 6 broken ribs... if i can i really want to keep something from him (like teeth) so i can post them to him.maybe enough has been said, I've got a good idea what I want to do now an I might take a photo once its done. anybody know of any cozzers on TF just incase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 are most people just replying with complete piss take answers in here or what?whys it taken you a year to sort it?id personally wait till his on his own then confront him with a duster or a bottle in my pocket, if hes a willy smack him, if you cant handle the fighting pull summit on him and knock him out, then shave his eyebrows or something.if someone chopped my bollock off for any reason id be pretty tempted to set fire to their house any make their life hell though ! so really wouldnt reccomend that.jersey rider has some damn good ideas , sounds like a terrorist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 He's 20 or 21 and about 6 foot 7, hangs around with atleast 3 other pykeys. The reason its taken a long time to retaliate is because I was always told to leave it to go cold, like wait about a month or two then screw him, but unfortunately he kept doing stuff every month or so.This time it went to far, I'm not gona try to agrovate sp? him by selling his car on ebay. That wouldnt do anything but waste my money an give him a tiny amount of hassle, the policeman even said this guy needs a kicking so that is whats going to be done, I was just stuck for ideas. He does ofcourse need humiliating so he wont forget hes made of flesh and bone... killing cats and raping his gf doesnt float my boat. Neither does starting on him and his mates in the middle of tesco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spangler Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 SIIHBAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakley Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 lets be honest here boys, if it was me right, i would walk up behind him when he was on his own right, and i would trip him up, and then spit on him!!! how sick am i!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Like prawn said, being serious. You couldn't just strip his pants and cut a bollock off.Like you said, he's a wanted guy. I wouldn't recomend confronting him in person, then he would obviously know it's you. If he has many haters, a surprise attack could be pulled by anyone. I would find out where he lives and go to his house early hours of the morning. If you don't know the area, get familiar with it and sort out escape routs and backup routs. Gardens to jump in and stuff. Work out which are the quiet times around that area.Sort out what your going to wear; obviously non-reveiling clothing such as hoodys etc. I'm talking more along the lines of army/cargo pants with loads of easy accessable pockets to store your stones/bricks/small tins of paint etc. I used webbing when I did it with full size bricks but I doubt people have army webbing just lying around thier houses. Have them really accessable so you can just shove your hands in your pockets and lash them at his windows.Have a practice sesion, go somewhere quiet or just in your bedroom and do a solid routine of pretending what your going to do. Because when you get there you will f**king shit one and leg it as soon as you throw the first stone. I did the first time. Time yourself practising; think about it. 2-3 am in the morning and your in bed it would take a GOOD 2 mins for you to think wtf is that noise, get out of bed, and out of the house, even if they're still awake or the neighbours are it's going to take them a good minute. So alow yourself around 50 seconds of just going ape shit throwing shit as his house.Obviously the more people the better, than you can do more damage in more time.So once your all ready, get all prepared, check you have everything. I wouldn't reconmend the paint stripper cause when I tried this in practice it took far to long to get out and give it a good spreading rather than a big spoldgy blob when it comes out of the tin (btw if u use a tin use an empty glass jam jar. take the lid off, hold the jar and whip it fast so the paint stripper comes out but u still have hold of the jar). Even this takes to much... I think it would be best to queitly get on top of his car jump on the roof and bonet then throw your shit.f**king bboot his f**king fense/gate down. You would be surprised how easly most gates will go down with a good bang. Then just go absolutly f**king ape shit and unload your shit as hard as your feble twatting hands can, f**king lash bricks/stones at his cars and windows. Remember you have a good 50 seconds so don't shit a brick and leg it after the first strike.I did this before I came backpacking in Australia, I'd always wanted to do it to this once faggot who used to kick the ball at my dads car when he's coming up the street, and being a pervert to my sister following her asking her to f**k him.. Also once I was riding in a small villiage where I live and he hit one of my friends then told him to kiss his feet. I was so f**king pissed off I wanted to get off and f**king kick his head in but I didn't cause he knows where I live.. So many little things he did I'd always think about doing it everytime I walked past his house. He was the kind of guy you know you could beat the shit out of him but you wouldn't because you know the consiquenses.Anyway I went about 4 days before I came to Australia and threw a stone at his window, only a small one and it just craked his window. Then the morning I went to Australia I slept in the evening and woke up at 1am, my flight was at 6am. I had EVERYTHING I mean f**king EVERYTHING planned. My dad woke me up cause he was taking me to the airport. Anyway I told him I was having a shower, got changed in the bathroom and ran the shower, I was probably gone for 3 mins MAX, he only lives at the end of my street.It was the f**king best buzz of my whole entire life. I threw 2 whole bricks at there brand new 6 month old kia family van. 2 halfs of bricks at his front windows (it was in 3 parts) then 2 half bricks at the top windows. 1 missed and the other absolutly shatterd the whole window. The burgeler alarm went off when I threw the seond brick but I just f**king lost it until I threw all I had. (good idea to plan how many bricks your going to throw in 50 seconds cause if you overpack you may spend to long).Anyway, f**king legged it home the fastest I've EVER ran. My heart was beating like a mother f**ker I felt like I was going to have a heart attack when I stopped. Anyway when I got home I ran straight into the garage stripped to my boxers and went in the house (incase my dad cdaught me I could of just said I'm about to get in and I could see he was still in his office) Anyway he didn't notice he was still on his computer. I had everything planned to a T and it went f**king awesome, everything went to plan. I was panicing like a mother f**ker when I got back home but when I calmed down and realised no one could of saw me (They couldn't anyway - I ran through a backalley on to an enbankment next to a cow field and off the enbankment over the garden wall to my house).One of the best moments of my life, the rush is just f**king awesomly insane. I'd do it again ANYDAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 adamm, you should write a novel or something, i was really getting into that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Anti-Terrorist hotline: 0800 789 321Need I say more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Whatever you do: 1. Be anonymous, that way you'll never regret what you've done 2. Don't mess around with his car. If he does have an accident he might kill somebody else - ie. a pedestrian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Well, you could mess around with his car. See if you could jam something between his brake pads and lock the wheels. This would be dependant on the accessability to the hubs though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARSE! Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Well, you could mess around with his car. See if you could jam something between his brake pads and lock the wheels. This would be dependant on the accessability to the hubs though.just put it on bricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 cutting the hoses isnt that hard. slashing tyres. shit on his windscxreen and smear it all over it. smear shit under the door handles. or somthin worse than shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramps Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 beating members of his family is good way, depending on there sort of availability but I think all the best suggestions have been done now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Rag in the petrol tank is always fun (done that before haha!)If your gonna get him after work, nick his car (with him in the boot) and take him somewhere really quiet an secluded, got all the time you need then to torture him Car batterys, jump leads an water go down a treat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 (edited) have you considered buggery? beating people never really quietens them down but a good buggering would mean he wouldn't be able to look anyone in the eye for a long time don't forget the wellies though Edited August 21, 2006 by poopipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 or maube next time youi see him foicking nut hem oout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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