Token Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 okay, so I hear lots of people lately posting stuff about getting grief off people that have nothing better to do than make everyone elses life a misery.last night I got done over the canister with a baseball bat, I'm not too fussed about it because I was wearing my crash helmet from my scooter but that helmet was 280 quid an its got a nice chip in it an the visor is smashed, they also got my back and hit my scooter, as i rode off they chased me by foot, so thats abit gash but I know I'm getting revenge so its okay and im contempt.imagine this:you've had hassle of some guy for about year, stealing a few things from you, general humiliation, chasing you and eventually a violent confrontation. what do you do?personally seek revenge?get someone to sort them out for you?how far do you go when you've got revenge? (smash a window in his house or get him on his own and give him a hiding, cut his jacobs off, burn his car?)I want to know if any of you lot have had revenge on anyone, how did it go? what do you wish you had of done but didnt?Comments appreciated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 (edited) 1stly you could try the law and alla that...........but ive got a lot of big friends so 1 night...... not saying beat the shit out of him but just get enough bigpissed off people who have got your back round his with bats..... maybee teach him a lesson or 2but thats kinda serious......... but personally i would have cracked before this point........... id go mad......and calculate the money of stuff hes stole off you all personal damage.... double it and take it back off him Edited August 19, 2006 by Simpson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishayton Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 shag his mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz M Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Keep beating him up until the trouble stops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Pay some one to sort him out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Pay some one to sort him out? where's the satifaction in paying someone to do it, surely doing it yourself is much more 'rewarding'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 advertise him on POZ forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Buy that gun from FS/Wanted.And do some damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jsy Ben Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Burn his car! advertise it for sale so every person ringing up reminds him of it.If he has a missis split them up.Make him loose his job.Cantaminate all his food with laxativs(sp).Kill his pets.Sphyer(sp) all his petrol/diesel out his car every week or two if its not already burnt.Totally fcuk his mains every month or so.Make fake anomomous(sp) accusations from pay-phones to the police about him he'l soon be most suspected/wanted man in britain.Undo his wheel nuts (not all has to get to a decent speed and a corner first).oh and you could steal his milk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgnoseat Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 advertise him on POZ forum.haha that made me laugh i have no expierence with revenge, but try to humiliate(sp) him, something like putting stuff in his drink that makes him shit alot (forgot the name) just before he has to do a very important speech or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Stab im. ide do it. Then ide take his most precios thing and eitehr f**k it if its a lady or burn it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 fill baloons/water bombs with nitromorse/paintstripper mixed with flour or similar powder and kain his car/house etc (always wanted to do that to someone)cut the brake cables on his car (might be a bit harsh)set him up on a blind date with pete wright... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Cause as much physical harm as possible, probably pour acid on his face or something.Maybe cut one of his ears off with a bread knife or something. fill baloons/water bombs with nitromorse/paintstripper mixed with flour or similar powder and kain his car/house etc (always wanted to do that to someone)cut the brake cables on his car (might be a bit harsh)set him up on a blind date with pete wright... Yer, the bullshit would make him go mad haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 some other people got hold of this guy last night and popped all the windows of his car while he was in it. He's a wanted person by many people but he gets away with so much sh!t (thieving and beating people mainly)anywhoo what I'm going to do is wait outside his place of work with my partner in crime (happens to be in the countryside) and get him on his own, baseball bats an nunchunks included, get him unconscious, break a bone or two, disfigure his face...the bit im bit concerned about is, if hes unconscious should I cut a jacob off? or carve something round that area, im not too fussed that its in the vacinity of another blokes nob im just abit worried that he could bleed to death an then id be in the sh!t... is that abit too far? I personally dont think so. Anybody with a biology a-level enlighten me to whether hes going to die from bleeding if Im menace enough.if I take a jacob off, ill pickle it, post a pic of hit on here (rules apply) and then post it to him ok all this should be happening within the next two weeks.P.S any more ideas are considered and welcomed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 nah mate dont cut it off lol, soak his pubes in lighter fluid, put some sugar on it then set it alight , the fluid will burn like f**k but he can put that out, but the sugar will of melted and will keep burning into his skin Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 DONT cut his knob off. he will blead to death fo' sho' (think how much blood gets tghere so quickly sometimes ) hair removal cream his whole body. and clamp his bell in some hair straightners. brand somthing on his forhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 you've got two clear choices... involve the law, or become the law (please note the second isn't likely to be leagl and could get you up shit creek a bit)If your gonna go with the physical retaliation approach do it yourself, otherwise he'd think that your too weak to fight for your self. If you got someone else to do him over, unless you said it was your mate he's not gonna know it was you so he will continue, if you say its your mate then he'll more than likely be more inclined to come after you when your friends isn't around. Do it yourself and he'll have doubts as to whether its worth bothering with you.... especially if you can give him a couple of back eyes and a fat lip in the process of him getting his usual kicks from bullying you. Yeah you might come off worse but if you can plant that seed of doubt in his mind he'll probably leave you alone. Bullys dont bully people who can bully back.Or next time just scream soo f**king loud... like a pure angry scream, think raging gorilla and there you go. Then just run at him and start battering your fists at him, jump on his back and punch his f**king head and back, kick him everything... just act like a rabid animal and pure attack him. It'll be so unexpected he'll shit himself and wont bother you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 some other people got hold of this guy last night and popped all the windows of his car while he was in it. He's a wanted person by many people but he gets away with so much sh!t (thieving and beating people mainly)anywhoo what I'm going to do is wait outside his place of work with my partner in crime (happens to be in the countryside) and get him on his own, baseball bats an nunchunks included, get him unconscious, break a bone or two, disfigure his face...the bit im bit concerned about is, if hes unconscious should I cut a jacob off? or carve something round that area, im not too fussed that its in the vacinity of another blokes nob im just abit worried that he could bleed to death an then id be in the sh!t... is that abit too far? I personally dont think so. Anybody with a biology a-level enlighten me to whether hes going to die from bleeding if Im menace enough.if I take a jacob off, ill pickle it, post a pic of hit on here (rules apply) and then post it to him ok all this should be happening within the next two weeks.P.S any more ideas are considered and welcomed!When he is unconscious, tie him up naked to a lampost with some a nice phrase printed on his belly like "please hit me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARSE! Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Make sure he cant see who you are, so black hoodys etc, do wat u sed, make sure he cant have kids, no cutting though. then leave an abusive note telling him whats what using letters from newspaper cuttings, like you see on films, then steal his car and sell it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 ALWAYS wear a balaclava when permitting such a crime Try an see if you can get the baseball bat to fit up his arse?Proper shit him up, tie him to a lamp post naked, throw petrol over him, and get a lighter out.(after the rest of the torture has been done obviously) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted August 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 sorry I should of said before, the police have been involved and the policeman himself admitted there was nothing the police could do because its his word against mine... so I become the law!sugar an lighter fluid sounds pretty nice actually, and as for tie-ing him up we cant really transport him anywhere. If we could though I'd write in bold on his chest 'I raped a 10 year old girl' an leave him in town center naked.just so's you know's I've just got off the phone to the guy who's gona help me an its game on!total disfigurement, I may even take a photo if your lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgnoseat Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 then leave an abusive note telling him whats what using letters from newspaper cuttings, like you see on filmshehe great one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARSE! Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 total disfigurement, I may even take a photo if your lucky.Please do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 (edited) Put his car in Autotrader, eBay... Edited August 19, 2006 by Dan6061 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir trial a lot Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Definately tie him to a lamp post naked and burn his clothes in front of him! (that will make him notice that even when he has got un tied he has to get all the way home naked). If you ask me that would be the most humiliating thing in the world ooooh, also, force feed him laxitave (sp?) so he shits all over the street whilst hes tied up lmao!!!! He would be like :$ :$ :$ :$ :$ :$ :$ :$ :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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