T-shirts Ideas

[Tall_Rob]

We all know how annoying it is when someone walks up to you and thinks that they are being original by pointing out that you haven't got a saddle or that its easy to get off and climb up the wall!

Well i say we need some slogans for t-shirts such as:

"i know i haven't got a saddle, i left it round your mums house"

"Saddles are for people with fat arses"

"Chavs stole my saddle"

"i didn't actually move, it's all done with mirrors"

"Real men don't need saddles"

So what has everyone else got then?

Ideas and slogans please.

Robster

[anzo]

I'll move this comment to the more popular post of the two

Edited August 8, 2006 by anzo

[A!!]

I have a few i just thought of:

"old dogs can learn new tricks" for the older trials riders, amongst us.

"yes it did hurt" for the times you fall off in front of many people.

"yes i did by it without a seat, and no it wasn't cheaper"

[imhereithink]

"Anti Chav militia" and yes i did steal that from MBuk

Front logo: "No your dad can't do that better than me"

Back logo: "And no your Uncle can't do it either"

[RLC]

has anyone seen my saddle? i seem to of lost it

missing saddle reward.......

[jacks]

has anyone seen my saddle? i seem to of lost it

missing saddle reward.......

think i have it, call me back

t-shirts with trial-theme prints are the best)

people wont read any inscriptions on your cloths imho

[superstar]

on the front 'THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT'

on the back ' I RIDE A TRIALS BIKE'

AGREED I AM MORE PRACTIC AL HAHA

[Wright Pads]

''It's a way of life, just not ridding a bike!''

''Trials, the central blance of my world''

''Hip hop, back flip i'm a trials star''

''No i'm not the new gen Mr Ashton, fact nor are you!!!''

''I like a bearbacking, no saddle!''

''My Koxx's WB is 1115 he is 999''

''Yes i am superman on a trials bike, i can fly.............!''

''I sweat blood & tears but i ride the sky for one man only - , RIP DJ ''

''I'm looking at your ass just as much as your looking at mine luv''

''Front - Bet you wish you could do this, Back - Can't touch this drrunnna drunna can;t touch this''

''A.D.I.A.R.M.B - All Day I Dream About Is Ridding My Bike'' - Was listen to Korn A.D.I.D.A.S

''Front - I can keep it up all day, Back - No Viarga needed''

''My brakes my make my presnces known!!''

''I am a God on a Trials Bike....Your not!''

''Shins wait and bleed as you cry and leave''

''DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!''

''Yes i have an ass of steal''

''It's lighter than your misis, belive me''

''Sidehop up that, then swtich to back wheel, then wheelup to fornt hook, it's all a forgine langue''

''Commen trials rider sayings-

Yeah!!

Noooooooo!!

Aghhhhhh f**k!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats gonna hurt in the morning!

Boon it, boon it

Tartybikes

Ashton''

''Trials rider dite

Mc D's

Bk

Jammy doggers

Red Bull

Vodka

Beer

Fags

Sunday roast''

''I'm rididng over stuff not on it!''

''Trials is your pain leaving my body''

''It's Koxx not COCKS''

''Yes i am very open about Koxx''

''Yes i do this in the bedroom with the misis''

Saw Ben from Hull commment! I'll do you a deal, mail me with what you think of a coment i have said or you've twisted, ruyn it by me i'll say yay or nay deal? I'm a bit wary of my surname being on there!!!

"and thats the bottom line, cos Pete said so"

''Touch my bike and Pete will sue you''

''I got ti helium holes courtsy of Wrightsbikes''

Feel free to adjust any of mine!! Was bord

[A!!]

Just thought of another last night, but was too late to post.

Front: "I'm not your stunt monkey"

Back: "But i am quite partial to some peanuts"

[PaRtZ]

Tattoo's can be bought. Scars have to be earned

Courtesy of MBUK mag sometime ago

[dan more]

sh*t happens when you ride naked lol simpla as my freind hope you like