ogre Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 (front) My other ride is:(rear) pete wrightI'm to poor to buy a seati can ride better than your nan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N Roach Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 (edited) "Sh*t the saddle fairy has taken our seats Edited August 18, 2006 by chocolate_bikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted August 18, 2006 Report Share Posted August 18, 2006 "His bike is worth more---->""Wine MeTrials Me69 Me" (stolen fron a tee replace dine me)im too tired lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 KOXX jokes are to 3 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffnips Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 Front: Rape isnt funny....Back: Unless your raping a clown[attachmentid=6535] A little like this? Theres a load of them on www.tshirthell.com[attachmentid=6536] I feel bad for laughing at this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted August 19, 2006 Report Share Posted August 19, 2006 A little like this? Theres a load of them on www.tshirthell.comI feel bad for laughing at this Lmao @ them "When Andy Freeman goes to work each day he checks his closet for Pete Wright" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 [attachmentid=6535] A little like this? Theres a load of them on www.tshirthell.comYAR!!!!My favourite is 'You cant have Manslaughter without laughter' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEVE-0 Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 (edited) 1."i didn't actually move, it's all done with mirrors"2.wheel = £120frame = £300brakes = £120you trying to find my saddle = priceless3.'it did have a seat, but your mum sat on it and i havent seen it since'4."please donate your live savings, to the poor people who cant afford saddles" 5." I like watching Men ride koxx"6."what's trials? well, it's like riding a bike...only harder"7."yes, your bike is better because it has suspension..." [/sarcasm]8."Yes i do look a twat"9."if you can find my saddle i'll give you a go of my bike"10."Trials is a lot like sex, you need a good rubber and a bit of lube but if you can't get it up then forget it!"11."I CAN'T SEE SHIT!"12. I wish your mum rode this well.13. get me "VALIDATED"14. www.itscalledtrials.com/nowf**koffandleavemealone15. "I taught god how to ride"16. "pay me ill do a trick." www.tshirthell.comThese are definetly some of the best efforts in my opinion so far...the ones that most people can understand have the edge i think, e.g. the mastercard one! All made me laugh so much! I liked the long low and silver 1 as well.Also great efforts by Jez - all awesome mate...Definetly going to try and make some of these myself, ive been thinking of creating some shirts for ages now I've got loads of ideas!"I never fall off""Look how I get it up""Not bad for a week riding eh?""You wanna see a cool trick, then lie down""Sorry about your wall""I better not get a f***ing puncture!""Yes. I am the real superman."Can't ride for shit - already been done Best topic ever! Cheers Tall_RobSteve Edited August 20, 2006 by STEVE-0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M-i-t-c-h Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 How about: "don't even think about telling me off ....... i pay your state pension, old man!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 zOMFG TRI4Lz r0xx0rs t3h 8ig 1!!!11eleven... lmao i want that on my shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synergy Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 what ones is tall rob using? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 How about: "don't even think about telling me off ....... i pay your state pension, old man!", I like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lock-N-Load Posted August 25, 2006 Report Share Posted August 25, 2006 "It ain't gonna suck its self!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoojames Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 "you think the walls bad? I ride a zoo on the weekends!""Echo doesn't mean ask twice"James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted August 27, 2006 Report Share Posted August 27, 2006 [attachmentid=6535] A little like this? Theres a load of them on www.tshirthell.com[attachmentid=6536] I feel bad for laughing at this haha! that place is ace, just got a shirt from there..."swallow, or its going in your eye" haha.erm, have something liiiike..."mines 20", how bigs yours...!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<PACE> Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 " Before you ask where's your saddle, I don't need one! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 "Pete Wright doesn't read books, He stares them down and makes up the information he wants." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eskimo Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 (edited) "my brakes do not need oiling"[edit] has anyone been told by an old man that your brakes need oil? Edited August 29, 2006 by eskimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredrico Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 'YOUR MUM' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 "my brakes do not need oiling"[edit] has anyone been told by an old man that your brakes need oil? Yep haha!Silly old gits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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