club_card Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 (edited) "i'm to cool for a seat 'cause my names peat""i'm allergic to seats""need money for a new seat" Edited August 11, 2006 by club_card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 (edited) How's this (all on one shirt, like a tour shirt as someone suggested):1. You can have a go on my bike if I can have a go on your mum.2. It cost less than your designer trainers.3. I don't do tricks to order. Speak to Paul Daniels.4. I'll bunnyhop/wheelie as and when I feel like it.5. From a shop. You know, kinda like that place you got caught stealing in?6. It weighs about the same as my cock.7. Lots of practice, Innit.8. Yes I can "do that" somewhere else, but I'll be back here as soon as you're gone.9. 'Sick' or 'Wicked' I am not. Skilled, I am.10. If it was a BMX it would weigh more than my cock.I'm sure there's more.And for stuff more aimed at other riders:"Maguras: Announcing the presence of trials riders since 1987. *SQUAWK*""It's pissing blood everywhere!""Hnnn!!!" (accompanied by a picture of someone gurning while doing a large up of some description)"tapgapsidehoptapgapsidehoptapgapsidehoptapgapsidehoptapgapsidehop""I'm all natural""Street to de point." (sorry, that sucked)"Ot who?""Human Pogo Stick""Mine's wider than yours"/"Mine's longer than yours.""Tools for deciding on a new bike: Ruler, Protractor, copy of 'What Deng?'""Ask your GF which she prefers: 20" or 26". 'Nuff said.""Sod off with the forklift! Can't you see I'm trying to do a drop here?!?""I'm splitting up with you. I've decided I prefer Koxx.""I need rubber that's 2.5" wide""I'd have Martyn's babies.""Shit." (+ a close up of a snapped chain dangling from a sprocket and a large drop below)"Having an engine is cheating""Team Kerb""Ah, but can Osama tap a 4' wall?""My rim is really wide""There's a lot of strain on your ring""Trials riders do it without touching the floor""Bouncing up and down on a bit of rubber gets me excited""Stop bashing my ring!""Long Low And Silver: Your Grandad's Pubes."There's more but I think I'll quit while I'm ahead (or behind).Jeez, just looked back on that. I'll apologise now. Edited August 11, 2006 by Jez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 "My posts are shit but Danny Tipple still validated me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeNNy Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 'I'll drop it, but you'll have to pick it up for me........' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall_Rob Posted August 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 WOW!!!!Guys, you have all done me proud.Ok, i'm on it. I've got tuesday morning off work and will get to work on fixing together designs from all these great ideas.Some a bit off topic but all still funny.Cheers guys,Robster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 For the back:"The bike infront is a ................. "(Like the Toyota thing...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe' Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 do a wheelie mush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011001000110010101110010 Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 "The wheelie kids" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balman Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 "PLEASE do not ask me any questions about me or this bycycle i garantee i have herd your Q. 10 times already to day you are not origanl so don't bother let me ride." cheers Jack. P.S wiked subject mate im jelous wish i had thought of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_welshriders Posted August 12, 2006 Report Share Posted August 12, 2006 (edited) how about:www.itscalledtrials.com/nowf**koffandleavemealone Edited August 12, 2006 by dan_welshriders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 "PLEASE do not ask me any questions about me or this bycycle i garantee i have herd your Q. 10 times already to day you are not origanl so don't bother let me ride." That has to be the lamest idea ever. I like Dans one, like the Toyota advert ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 (edited) [attachmentid=6473] Edited August 13, 2006 by adamtrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blinky Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 ...wish i had one of them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Smith! Posted August 13, 2006 Report Share Posted August 13, 2006 www.TartyBikes.co.ukMat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall_Rob Posted August 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 www.TartyBikes.co.ukMatWHAT!!!!!I've already got two of them.That one is lame.Buy direct from tatry for those, don't make your own, cheap imitation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted August 14, 2006 Report Share Posted August 14, 2006 zOMFG TRI4Lz r0xx0rs t3h 8ig 1!!!11eleven... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 Pete Wright is my Home BoyOr on the frontABRAKABRA.....on the backf**k your still a fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 3. I don't do tricks to order. Speak to Paul DanielsLmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ra964 Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 this is what I have on my frame, and i think it rocks:Yeah no seat shut the f*** up i`l post a pic when I take one ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 nice and simple "you d**k head" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 (edited) I have a couple. On a t shirt i have at home it says rehab is for quiters. I taught god how to rideno my brakes dont need oilingI will be crippled by the time im 30I upgraded from a raleighhow do you ride yourspay me ill do a trick. :$ just came to my head but hey its late lol. ill get some more Edited August 16, 2006 by Monkey_style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 (edited) Got a new one for the anti BMX of you out there:Front: BMX fo' life?Back: f**k off'nother one, completely unrelated:Front: Rape isnt funny....Back: Unless your raping a clown Edited August 16, 2006 by Has anyone seen my shoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alun Goch Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 "If I ever find the f**ker that stole my seat...""I took my seat off because my shlong got too bruised""Hows my riding?""All gays read this"Something like that.Alun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vasil Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 "No! this is not a BMX...""I can't do tricks""I can hit your nose with my tire""Don't ask me again...I have singlespeed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 "If your head itches scratch it with my pedal.""The bogey monster stole my seat now he will steal you!!!"...Hey! wait a minute i am a kid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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