Mr_Pitbull Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 (edited) "Yes i do look a twat""I wont be doing this sport for much longer""Why have a sadle when you have brakes with a hydrolic action system""TR1als B1kin EXTReme Wheely Rock hopping"Edit: either of them are funny. Edited August 9, 2006 by Mr_Pitbull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 i thought long and hard and couldn't come up with anything half decent."if you can find my saddle i'll give you a go of my bike""your knife doesn't scare me, willy""whats a wheelie?""WD40 ***"Wowwww i suck. My first is probably my best.I'm so unimaginative, ok that must be spelt wrong if its even a word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 Where's YOUR seat? (shouldn't laugh at my own jokes). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 "if you can find my saddle i'll give you a go of my bike"The best yet. Dan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 "Trials is a lot like sex, you need a good rubber and a bit of lube but if you can't get it up then forget it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 [attachmentid=6407]I like mine Other than that errr "My other ride is your mum""Stop looking at my arse" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOLO Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 '' ride it like you stole it '' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 "jesus would shut the f**k up". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOLO Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 or the more offensive, following jansons racist offensive one...'' Im not homophobic, racist or sizist....BUT i do hate Fat Gay Niggers ! ''i cant believe i just typed that ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Where's YOUR seat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blinky Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 (edited) would be a good one....."I CAN'T SEE SHIT!" Edited August 10, 2006 by blinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 "jesus christ was a nigger" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blinky Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 ^^^^ lol...how about "swallow, or its going in your eye..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 (edited) "i'm sorry your a jew" Edited August 10, 2006 by alex!beastytrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Limburn Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 "It's worth £50, I got it from Argos (Not worth stealing)"Stevei actually used this one on some chavs yesterday when on the pompey ride!!very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 "...just, no." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 I wish your mum rode this well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damon W Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 "no y havnt YOU got a seat""yes the holes are for extra fastness""no your not avin a go""the springs in my tyres need pumpin up""aw shit my rims flat, and tyre is 50'ped" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 "aw shit my rims 50'ped" Damon Watson special 'cus he's fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 what ones you planning on using then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 "look how easy it is to make a t-shirt company"or"just another trials tee sheep" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houseface Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 "jesus would shut the f**k up". i havent laughed that much in ages.steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-Stop Junkie Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 I think some of these are getting away from trials..."VALIDATED" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blinky Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 (edited) lol ^^^ Edited August 11, 2006 by blinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mavic Posted August 11, 2006 Report Share Posted August 11, 2006 "Keep trials small" - for a serious one . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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