Tall_Rob Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 We all know how annoying it is when someone walks up to you and thinks that they are being original by pointing out that you haven't got a saddle or that its easy to get off and climb up the wall!Well i say we need some slogans for t-shirts such as:"i know i haven't got a saddle, i left it round your mums house""Saddles are for people with fat arses""Chavs stole my saddle""i didn't actually move, it's all done with mirrors""Real men don't need saddles"So what has everyone else got then?Ideas and slogans please.Robster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blinky Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 "...no i cant do a backflip..."i like the mirrors one by the way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-BAD Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 (edited) " we don't have springs in our tyres...""p!ss off your not having ago..." Edited August 8, 2006 by T-BAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Fried Rice Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 "you have no saddle""i dont like things up my arse"JK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blinky Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 "i have got a real bike..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Staples Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 how about..''yes my legs are 5ft long and yes I'am riding a childrens bike''this one might only look good on Rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall_Rob Posted August 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 how about..''yes my legs are 5ft long and yes I'am riding a childrens bike''this one might only look good on RobI like that one alot!Just to let people know i will be stealing these ideas!And Matty, hopefully be in London wid spode and darren on sunday around 16:00 if your interested?Robster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Staples Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 I like that one alot!Just to let people know i will be stealing these ideas!And Matty, hopefully be in London wid spode and darren on sunday around 16:00 if your interested?Robstercool. i'll be there. why so late, out of interest??i couldn't miss you guys coming down to london town. or is it up? we may never know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall_Rob Posted August 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 cool. i'll be there. why so late, out of interest??i couldn't miss you guys coming down to london town. or is it up? we may never know...I finish work at 14:30. And after fiddling with darren's fanny, we'll probably get there around 16:00!I think Spode's got your number so we'll phone you when we get there or just meet outside the shell or that place with the fountain.My number is 07921507114Robster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 How about'Just Another Trials T-Shirt' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 for the current trend of slaggin pete wright..."and thats the bottom line, cos pete wright said so"only messing pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towler Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 "Don't go for the easy option and ride Ben Travis.... Keep high standards, ride trials." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashZen Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 We all know how annoying it is when someone walks up to you and thinks that they are being original by pointing out that you haven't got a saddle or that its easy to get off and climb up the wall!"i didn't actually move, it's all done with mirrors"That's my favourite , I would go for something aggressive or raising anger...But, something funny...also, oh my god, I've got no saddle!I've been ripped off! Why not.That's not a bikeit's a pogo stick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synergy Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 (edited) who wants to ride my 20 " real men ride mod.how do i do it? with blakmagic.meh prob all shite but who cares. Edited August 8, 2006 by Synergy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 for the mod riders "women love my 19 inches " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall_Rob Posted August 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 More to add!Just found some pictures of saddles online.Could have"Lost saddle. If found please reinsert here" and then have an arrow pointing down to the bike or your arse.Or i found a working drawing of a saddle and could do something like a ufo description......"It came from nowhere, no one knew what it was"I don't know, still working on that oneRobster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synergy Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 (edited) wheel = £120frame = £300brakes = £120you trying to find my saddle = priceless Edited August 8, 2006 by Synergy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall_Rob Posted August 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 wheel = £120frame = £300brakes = £120you trying to find my saddle = pricelessEFFORT!!!Top marks for that one sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synergy Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 EFFORT!!!Top marks for that one sirdnot quite understand english slang words effort as in good or as put more in lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall_Rob Posted August 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 dnot quite understand english slang words effort as in good or as put more in lolSorry!Effort: as in you put a lot of effort in to that/good effort.Was funnyrob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heatsink Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Great slogans!I like the one about leaving the saddle behind Recently kids seem to ask me alot how much my bike cost. Of course I tell them £50 and that you can buy very similar ones from Argos. Hopefully that way I won't have any nasty surprises if they talk to their shady relatives."It's worth £50, I got it from Argos (Not worth stealing)"Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Limburn Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 "It's worth £50, I got it from Argos (Not worth stealing)"Stevethis not worth stealing one is pretty good!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducko Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Great slogans!I like the one about leaving the saddle behind Recently kids seem to ask me alot how much my bike cost. Of course I tell them £50 and that you can buy very similar ones from Argos. Hopefully that way I won't have any nasty surprises if they talk to their shady relatives."It's worth £50, I got it from Argos (Not worth stealing)"Stevethats what i say to the bastards everytime they ask haha!'it did have a seat, but your mum sat on it and i havent seen it since' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N Roach Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 (edited) "please donate your live savings, to the poor people who cant afford saddles" Edited August 8, 2006 by chocolate_bikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeza Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 (edited) thats what i say to the bastards everytime they ask haha!'it did have a seat, but your mum sat on it and i havent seen it since' thats awsome Nice slogans lads i may steal some.'I ride trials and your mum...''Wheres you seat..shit dunno must of fell of on the way''My bikes worth more than your house you pikey' (may incourage stealing though) Edited August 8, 2006 by Jeza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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