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Dan Clark

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1. orite still meeting at Donney?

2.OI WERE R U? GET UR ARSE DWN WATH!X

3. Dude there after me man i dont think i can survive! theres zombies everywhere man! ive taken 3 out already but they just keep coming man! omfg man! tell my mum i love her and little jimmy i wont be round for supper.

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Hay babe im on my way to my holidays love you lods sadie.

sup my niga extedly drunk phone me love u bestes friend ever god im so pissd cnt see shit That onza_tom123 pissd out his tree lol

nigh nigh hunni sleep tight dont let the bed bugs bite love you loads nat

prety random lol 2 girls not even my gf lol. need ot ge ta gf lol any ladies on here feel free :-lol.

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"Missat samtal från +467095911xx. 04 aug 16:18

Mvh Telenor"

"Svar ja.kommer till linköping vid sex."

"Ring Telenor Mail 888 du har 1 nytt röstmeddelande. Om du befinner dig i utlandet ring +46708222888."

I get more text from missed calls and answering machine than actual people. One was about sex though. :turned:

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'13 people... my sisters boyfriend, he is quality... you shouldve come tonight! met everyone.. would you have? love you x x x x x x x x'

'just wandering bout, soo tired.. whatcha up to? can't see straight either.. eurgh rum... love you x x x x x x x'

'Quite.. feel well dizzz and tirdd... gona go skeep now! text u 2morrow about meetimg love you lots n lots x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x xx x x x x'

all last night from my slightly drunk gf at her dads party with friends

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- gud gud, can't believe tonight it was a real bum situation bt we all got through it together thats all that counts in the end. gimme a bell tomorrowif your free x

- lmao u hit someone get away u bin dreaming again.

- we are just chillin in the beer garden,so if you wanna come that would be great!

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its alright i aint payin, im gonna make her pay simple as that.

nope still waiting for you know who its pissin me off now seriously

i out next week mate k so i will ring you then k

Wahayyy! and i did make her pay pow pow!!

-weres josh and caleb?

-i want to go home mate those lads wont stop ringin april and she keeps answering them!

-no mate not a clue. don't know where that c**t is.

all from the same lad it seams theres trouble in paradise :rolleyes:

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All to my GF

-U put loads of kisses on that! NOT! welkl i cud have a walk dwn to see u! What time? U go to sleep babes i am! Love me x x tb

-Nope and nope! goin up soon though! Love me x x xtb

-Nah u have a gooooood bum! M comp jst crashed and i didnt save m video! and it was done grrrs! Love me x x xtb

I havent sent one back in a week :o ! ran out of txt and no money! lol

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-Ooo bwad boi ;) ha gd me n ash lkd up ther score n was lyk ha lewy guna b happy ha fukin hooligan! i go away tomoz ha u gt piece n quite! :o ha tb xxx

-me n scott r off 2 plymouth. well meet up. fancy a ruck wit da plymouth fans wit us.

-Hey.safe blood! me and scott r pissed singing cardiff songs. any trouble wit dose jack bastards u let us know.cmon cheltenham

Bit football related! :D

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Supprisingly after being drunk last nite theres no stupid messages in there...

Sent..

- Doing 5-10 :( Just seen andy hes broken his hand.

- Good good. I just got in nite nite sweet dreams sexy knickers. Dan

- Did you get home ok? Dan

Recieved..

- What are you working tomorrow?

- Yeah. Thanks i did, Night night sexy pants.

- I will call you in a min sarahs is just dealing with some customers

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I've shortened them down 'cos they'r just like narratives

Inbox:

: Its 30 quid cheaper if u get a railcard xxx

: Are we taking tents with us or buying them there xx

: joey babe(don't ask :S ) come over mine at 12:45 we need to go into work a bit earlier

Sent:

: But it'll cost nearly that (The 30 quid mentioned in inbox 1) to get a railcard which I'll never use again.

: I'm not sure if we buy tents when we get there therll not be that much for us to take.

: Okey dokey c yer in a bit

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- Alxyrte cumt flap

- "NEWSFLASH" All muslims / pakis and other foreigners have apologised and are going home. They're repaying all the benefits they had and are giving up their homes!!

(carlsberg don't send text messages, but if they did, this would probably be the best message in the world.)

- Calltime loaded. Your new balance is £10.00.

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Disappointingly:

Recieved:

1) From Vodafone call catcher: you missed 2 calls from +447903110823 at 16:14 on 06-08-06 to deactivate the service dial #148# or call 1481 free for more info.

2) heh heh yeah im hungover aswel i had a cold brewin the other day n nw its competely out so im feelin a bit shit! lol yeah u were pretty gne last nite lol xXx

3) Goin old hall

Sent:

1) I love you my littlest hunni bunni xxxxxxx i had my biggest ever erection hangover this mornin, how are you? Me in work still uch tb XxX

2) Yo wana book a tenis court tomoz? If u not busy now tht is

3) Rar its matt!

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- Elo bbe we is hm nw onli js gt you msg didnt ave signal wt u up 2 tb love you XleahX

:ermm:

"are you in the store"

"too late but I bought the fancy pizzas"

"do we need anything"

My fascinating life. If people ever actually replied to my texts other than my Mum, my inbox would be a lot more interesting.

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Mine are

- What's the office alarm number, it's beeping at me

- If the alarm goes off does it call the police?

- I've sent some pics 2 yr email... Becky

(before anyone gets excited that's from our bands photographer, lol)

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"Yes I'm fine. Don't think he is lol. I don't know why, just mean people x"

"He's perfect like boyfriend material, they just don't like him"

"I don't think he wants to see them again and I don't blame him lol x x"

Haha what crap messages I have. :(

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Sent

- hey, what you upto babes, am i seeing you tonight, luff yu lee x.x.x

- kewl, so your coming to mine then? thats awesome. So you and your friend have a good day? tb luff yu lee x.x.x

- ahh thats nice, poor chickens, asif you bullied them. tb luff yu lee x.x.x

Received

- yea, ill come see you at about 11, then everyone will be asleep ;) tb luv viks

- yea ill come to urs. Yea we had a good day, chased some chickens as they gave us evils. was funni. tb luv viks

- hehe yea, they deserved it, dont worry, you wait till tonight, and ill come and 'bully' you! ;) tb luv viks

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