Mr_Pitbull Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 1. orite still meeting at Donney?2.OI WERE R U? GET UR ARSE DWN WATH!X3. Dude there after me man i dont think i can survive! theres zombies everywhere man! ive taken 3 out already but they just keep coming man! omfg man! tell my mum i love her and little jimmy i wont be round for supper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 Hay babe im on my way to my holidays love you lods sadie. sup my niga extedly drunk phone me love u bestes friend ever god im so pissd cnt see shit That onza_tom123 pissd out his tree lolnigh nigh hunni sleep tight dont let the bed bugs bite love you loads natprety random lol 2 girls not even my gf lol. need ot ge ta gf lol any ladies on here feel free lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 - Elo bbe we is hm nw onli js gt you msg didnt ave signal wt u up 2 tb love you XleahX - Ok just have a quick wee and ill be there - Soz baat that nick ad me phone x x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebor Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 "Getting nailed in central - the next 2 years will be SWEET! See you tomoz.""Good to know the suntanned voyager has returned. Bet it's great to have home cooking and your own bed again. I'll give you a call soon xxx""U at the fest yet?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 "Missat samtal från +467095911xx. 04 aug 16:18Mvh Telenor""Svar ja.kommer till linköping vid sex.""Ring Telenor Mail 888 du har 1 nytt röstmeddelande. Om du befinner dig i utlandet ring +46708222888."I get more text from missed calls and answering machine than actual people. One was about sex though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 - mabye- ok- dick head. haha, sorry, just found out what you said to john about my ugly budgie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 '13 people... my sisters boyfriend, he is quality... you shouldve come tonight! met everyone.. would you have? love you x x x x x x x x''just wandering bout, soo tired.. whatcha up to? can't see straight either.. eurgh rum... love you x x x x x x x''Quite.. feel well dizzz and tirdd... gona go skeep now! text u 2morrow about meetimg love you lots n lots x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x xx x x x x'all last night from my slightly drunk gf at her dads party with friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossi Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 - gud gud, can't believe tonight it was a real bum situation bt we all got through it together thats all that counts in the end. gimme a bell tomorrowif your free x- lmao u hit someone get away u bin dreaming again.- we are just chillin in the beer garden,so if you wanna come that would be great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 This thread clearly shows that I tend to ring people more than texting them, and vice versa. Voice > Text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 Aghhh just deleted my messages cos my inbox was full.. Same.They were all probably lame anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 - Ewww you dirty shitter. Dutch girls are people who are gay, especially the blonde ones- Hey bud how was the holiday? Get arrested for touching people innapropiratly- Hi Callum how was the holi.....YOU OWE ME MONEY. Hope holiday was fun, GIVE ME MY MONEY, tb luke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 its alright i aint payin, im gonna make her pay simple as that.nope still waiting for you know who its pissin me off now seriouslyi out next week mate k so i will ring you then k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 -Hot ur hot i love you guess what were goosed in townonly one i can get up lolthats been translasted from the original mess i call a text message Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyb Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 (edited) its alright i aint payin, im gonna make her pay simple as that. nope still waiting for you know who its pissin me off now seriously i out next week mate k so i will ring you then k Wahayyy! and i did make her pay pow pow!! -weres josh and caleb? -i want to go home mate those lads wont stop ringin april and she keeps answering them! -no mate not a clue. don't know where that c**t is. all from the same lad it seams theres trouble in paradise Edited August 6, 2006 by rickyb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Gibson Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 All to my GF-U put loads of kisses on that! NOT! welkl i cud have a walk dwn to see u! What time? U go to sleep babes i am! Love me x x tb-Nope and nope! goin up soon though! Love me x x xtb-Nah u have a gooooood bum! M comp jst crashed and i didnt save m video! and it was done grrrs! Love me x x xtbI havent sent one back in a week ! ran out of txt and no money! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthews Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 -Ooo bwad boi ha gd me n ash lkd up ther score n was lyk ha lewy guna b happy ha fukin hooligan! i go away tomoz ha u gt piece n quite! ha tb xxx-me n scott r off 2 plymouth. well meet up. fancy a ruck wit da plymouth fans wit us.-Hey.safe blood! me and scott r pissed singing cardiff songs. any trouble wit dose jack bastards u let us know.cmon cheltenhamBit football related! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 Supprisingly after being drunk last nite theres no stupid messages in there...Sent..- Doing 5-10 Just seen andy hes broken his hand.- Good good. I just got in nite nite sweet dreams sexy knickers. Dan- Did you get home ok? DanRecieved..- What are you working tomorrow?- Yeah. Thanks i did, Night night sexy pants.- I will call you in a min sarahs is just dealing with some customers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 is it not messages recieved not sent were postiing? or does it not matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Kearney Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 (edited) I've shortened them down 'cos they'r just like narrativesInbox:: Its 30 quid cheaper if u get a railcard xxx: Are we taking tents with us or buying them there xx: joey babe(don't ask ) come over mine at 12:45 we need to go into work a bit earlierSent:: But it'll cost nearly that (The 30 quid mentioned in inbox 1) to get a railcard which I'll never use again.: I'm not sure if we buy tents when we get there therll not be that much for us to take.: Okey dokey c yer in a bit Edited August 6, 2006 by Joe_Kearney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urpedigreechumdog Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 - Alxyrte cumt flap - "NEWSFLASH" All muslims / pakis and other foreigners have apologised and are going home. They're repaying all the benefits they had and are giving up their homes!!(carlsberg don't send text messages, but if they did, this would probably be the best message in the world.) - Calltime loaded. Your new balance is £10.00. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 Disappointingly:Recieved:1) From Vodafone call catcher: you missed 2 calls from +447903110823 at 16:14 on 06-08-06 to deactivate the service dial #148# or call 1481 free for more info.2) heh heh yeah im hungover aswel i had a cold brewin the other day n nw its competely out so im feelin a bit shit! lol yeah u were pretty gne last nite lol xXx3) Goin old hallSent:1) I love you my littlest hunni bunni xxxxxxx i had my biggest ever erection hangover this mornin, how are you? Me in work still uch tb XxX2) Yo wana book a tenis court tomoz? If u not busy now tht is3) Rar its matt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted August 6, 2006 Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 - Elo bbe we is hm nw onli js gt you msg didnt ave signal wt u up 2 tb love you XleahX "are you in the store""too late but I bought the fancy pizzas""do we need anything" My fascinating life. If people ever actually replied to my texts other than my Mum, my inbox would be a lot more interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Mine are- What's the office alarm number, it's beeping at me- If the alarm goes off does it call the police?- I've sent some pics 2 yr email... Becky (before anyone gets excited that's from our bands photographer, lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Plod Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 (edited) "Yes I'm fine. Don't think he is lol. I don't know why, just mean people x""He's perfect like boyfriend material, they just don't like him""I don't think he wants to see them again and I don't blame him lol x x"Haha what crap messages I have. Edited August 7, 2006 by College Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted August 7, 2006 Report Share Posted August 7, 2006 Sent- hey, what you upto babes, am i seeing you tonight, luff yu lee x.x.x- kewl, so your coming to mine then? thats awesome. So you and your friend have a good day? tb luff yu lee x.x.x- ahh thats nice, poor chickens, asif you bullied them. tb luff yu lee x.x.xReceived- yea, ill come see you at about 11, then everyone will be asleep tb luv viks- yea ill come to urs. Yea we had a good day, chased some chickens as they gave us evils. was funni. tb luv viks- hehe yea, they deserved it, dont worry, you wait till tonight, and ill come and 'bully' you! tb luv viks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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