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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as

replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

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Oh shut the f**k up, you have not even being validated that long yourself.

Dan.

You shut up he just complained for a whole topic about validation. The Ed Potts thread. I got told off for sticking up for him and then he goes and posts a stupid thread like this.I may have not been validated long but i did it in under 700 posts. Unlike Wright Pads.

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You shut up he just complained for a whole topic about validation. The Ed Potts thread. I got told off for sticking up for him and then he goes and posts a stupid thread like this.I may have not been validated long but i did it in under 700 posts. Unlike Wright Pads.

shut up, if you dnt like the thread dnt post or you could use the report button you dnt have to be a willy about it, it wasnt pointless it was a really funny joke he has shared with the forum that so far everyone is enjoying apart from you which indicates 1 of 2 possible things, your too far up your ass because you are a member and he isnt or because your sense of humour is probably like your manhood "lacking"

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You shut up he just complained for a whole topic about validation. The Ed Potts thread. I got told off for sticking up for him and then he goes and posts a stupid thread like this.I may have not been validated long but i did it in under 700 posts. Unlike Wright Pads.

Sorry but that is still pritty poor, not bragging but people do it in 1 and 2 posts like myself, but like you say you are validated and i am not starting on nobody, i just hate people who complain about threads, if you dont like the thread dont read it.

Dan.

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You shut up he just complained for a whole topic about validation. The Ed Potts thread. I got told off for sticking up for him and then he goes and posts a stupid thread like this.I may have not been validated long but i did it in under 700 posts. Unlike Wright Pads.

Boris shut up lol. You'll get a reputation and no-one will like you. Silly minx.

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SHUT THE F**K UP PLEASE!!![/size=7]

Right NMC have the right to post all sorts up within reason here as it's one section we have.

Members have Chit-Chat for this type of stuff..aka your drunken posts!!! Now your telling me this has no reason to be here yet a topic thats on going with all the druken rabble here does?

I do agree it's a funny topic there and i'm all for it but you see my point here. NMC only have one place to post here. You post here to help, share, ask questions, find out stuff etc etc

So what i have 700 posts! I've been on TF for over 4 years now i think! I might be on the forum a bit then away for ages then back again...you are not to know. If your a recent NMC to a Mememeber don;t get smart, just due to the fact you can use all the forum doesn't mean you know the A to Z about me

So this topic is to share a joke, thats it. If you don;t approve you can ignore it and go else where, pass it on, report it what ever okay. If your so hollyer than now you'll know best to keep your mouth shut and to do the right thing!

Members can be made NMC just as easy as you have been made a fully fledged member okay!!! Maybe you should think of that one before you start you rants off!

Pete

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