Wright Pads Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boris_on_trials Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 And you wonder why you don't get validated. Bum thread even if the joke was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 YAY i know now write German. that was quite good, nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Haha, I thought that was real for a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wright Pads Posted July 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 TitMind could expline mz splling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 It amazes me how that kind of spelling and random switching of letters is not too much more exagerated than your normal manner of spelling and grammar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 And you wonder why you don't get validated. Bum thread even if the joke was funny. Oh shut the f**k up, you have not even being validated that long yourself.Dan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashby-trials Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 huh whah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-BAD Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Oh shut the f**k up, you have not even being validated that long yourself.Dan.there he goes again, starting on people for no apparent reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhups Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 That was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boris_on_trials Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 (edited) Oh shut the f**k up, you have not even being validated that long yourself.Dan.You shut up he just complained for a whole topic about validation. The Ed Potts thread. I got told off for sticking up for him and then he goes and posts a stupid thread like this.I may have not been validated long but i did it in under 700 posts. Unlike Wright Pads. Edited July 28, 2006 by boris_on_trials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synergy Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 You shut up he just complained for a whole topic about validation. The Ed Potts thread. I got told off for sticking up for him and then he goes and posts a stupid thread like this.I may have not been validated long but i did it in under 700 posts. Unlike Wright Pads.shut up, if you dnt like the thread dnt post or you could use the report button you dnt have to be a willy about it, it wasnt pointless it was a really funny joke he has shared with the forum that so far everyone is enjoying apart from you which indicates 1 of 2 possible things, your too far up your ass because you are a member and he isnt or because your sense of humour is probably like your manhood "lacking" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 If you want to argue do it on msn. Otherwise this topic will be closed.I'm sure the ending was different last time i heard it though . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan-Walker Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 awsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacks Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 laughing out loudgreat topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty boi Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 That is wicked i must say i liked that Adam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 You shut up he just complained for a whole topic about validation. The Ed Potts thread. I got told off for sticking up for him and then he goes and posts a stupid thread like this.I may have not been validated long but i did it in under 700 posts. Unlike Wright Pads.Sorry but that is still pritty poor, not bragging but people do it in 1 and 2 posts like myself, but like you say you are validated and i am not starting on nobody, i just hate people who complain about threads, if you dont like the thread dont read it.Dan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Sorry but that is still pritty poor, not bragging but people do it in 1 and 2 posts like myself, but like you say you are validated and i am not starting on nobody, i just hate people who complain about threads, if you dont like the thread dont read it.Dan.calm down children (A) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Fried Rice Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 can't people just take a joke! jeezJK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 You shut up he just complained for a whole topic about validation. The Ed Potts thread. I got told off for sticking up for him and then he goes and posts a stupid thread like this.I may have not been validated long but i did it in under 700 posts. Unlike Wright Pads. Boris shut up lol. You'll get a reputation and no-one will like you. Silly minx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Boris shut up lol. You'll get a reputation and no-one will like you. Silly minx. . This forum, why do i love it so.Dan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 He'll learn one day hopefully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 He'll learn one day hopefully I do hope so. Dan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deonn h Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 HaHaHa i actually thought that was real , until i got to the bottem where it was taking the piss abit .Im Dum,Good one....deonn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wright Pads Posted July 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 (edited) SHUT THE F**K UP PLEASE!!![/size=7]Right NMC have the right to post all sorts up within reason here as it's one section we have.Members have Chit-Chat for this type of stuff..aka your drunken posts!!! Now your telling me this has no reason to be here yet a topic thats on going with all the druken rabble here does?I do agree it's a funny topic there and i'm all for it but you see my point here. NMC only have one place to post here. You post here to help, share, ask questions, find out stuff etc etcSo what i have 700 posts! I've been on TF for over 4 years now i think! I might be on the forum a bit then away for ages then back again...you are not to know. If your a recent NMC to a Mememeber don;t get smart, just due to the fact you can use all the forum doesn't mean you know the A to Z about meSo this topic is to share a joke, thats it. If you don;t approve you can ignore it and go else where, pass it on, report it what ever okay. If your so hollyer than now you'll know best to keep your mouth shut and to do the right thing! Members can be made NMC just as easy as you have been made a fully fledged member okay!!! Maybe you should think of that one before you start you rants off!Pete Edited July 29, 2006 by Wright Pads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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