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With the emergency stop, the welsh procedure (the one ive been taught) is:

Instructor: Stop! (or as mark says)

You:

Garden rake + rabbit hutch hit the deck whilst maintaining both hands on the steering wheel

When stopped, handbrake + neutral it

Calm down a bit ;)

Instructor : dwive on when weady

You:

Look over left shoulder + out of left side for cyclists, check left mirror, look over right shoulder for bikers and right mirror, finally rear view mirror

In gear, bite point

Pull away, laughing and INDICATE RIGHT! :$

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Instructor: Stop yo' f**king auto.

Haul on the anchors.

Handbrake on.

Put it out of gear.

Instructor: Rag it.

Mirror + blind spot(s). (remember your in the middle of the road - 2 blind spots)

Signal.

In gear.

Bite point.

Mirror + blind spot (s).

Handbrake off.

Move off.

Annihilate taxi alongside :P

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Funny story for you;

My cousin is in the army and was gaining his HGV license. During his test in a huge 16 wheeler thing, he was really nervous and was driving along when the examiner said

'ok, where going to do the emergency stop, get to around 30mph and when I say stop, stop the truck, trying not to skid'

picked up speed and my cousin was just waiting for her to say 'stop', instead she cancelled the procedure, and said 'ok, we can't do it now'...although she didnt get time to finish it because as soon as she said 'ok' my cousin slammed all and nearly gave her a heart attack.

And yes, he passed.

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