Badboy Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valleyand on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car andyou cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speedas you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?Scroll down............ Answer:Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round"! You're pissed!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Plod Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valleyand on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car andyou cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speedas you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?Scroll down............Answer:Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round"! You're pissed!!!Shouldn't this have been put in the jokes thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Shouldn't this have been put in the jokes thread?Why? It's not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 You should have left the answer off so we can think up elaborate ways to escape it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Plod Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Why? It's not funny.So because it's not funny its not a joke? A fair few of the jokes in the joke thread aren't funny (Saracen - Mads for example) but its a joke none the less. Just seemed like a waste of a topic considering we have a topic that fits the purpose of the original post perfectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 I cant help thinking what i would have been able to do with my life instead of reading that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synergy Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 I cant help thinking what i would have been able to do with my life instead of reading that.lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 So because it's not funny its not a joke? A fair few of the jokes in the joke thread aren't funny (Saracen - Mads for example) but its a joke none the less. Just seemed like a waste of a topic considering we have a topic that fits the purpose of the original post perfectly.Pretty right on.joke ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jk)n. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line. If things don't have to be funny to be joke's, then everything is a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 I cant help thinking what i would have been able to do with my life instead of reading that.there wasn't time for a wank and I did manage to break wind while reading it so it's no great waste to me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Plod Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 (edited) Pretty right on.joke ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jk)n. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line. If things don't have to be funny to be joke's, then everything is a joke?So its only a joke if someone laughs at it? Doesn't work like that. A fair few jokes aren't funny as I stated earlier. This was an an attempt at telling an 'amusing story' with a punch line but people didn't find it funny so it still falls under the catagory joke.I'm not trying to provoke an argument or anything, I just thought that it would have been more sensible to post it in the Joke thread as thats what the threads there for... To tell jokes? Edited July 13, 2006 by College Boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Or stop the car POWBut yeah not funny really, whine whine, moan moan, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blinky Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 run over the pig, which then gets chopped up by the helicopter, which then crashes, turning into a huge fireball. then, be incredibly opportunistic........and have a bbq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Gradually slow the car down so you are touching the helicopter and you will slow it down until eventually you should be able to stop it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Your IQ peaked when you left the skatepark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siders77 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Grab your coat, there's a taxi waiting outside for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Grab your coat, there's a taxi waiting outside for you. Oh Siders :$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Valley on the left, and 3 other 'vehicles' travelling around you at the same speed. Why is that dangerous? You could carry on driving on you'd be fine, the fire engine would run out of fuel which would leave an overtaking spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Valley on the left, and 3 other 'vehicles' travelling around you at the same speed. Why is that dangerous? You could carry on driving on you'd be fine, the fire engine would run out of fuel which would leave an overtaking spot.Pert of the reason as to why it is such a crap joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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