trials_pimp Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Man was this a funny night, we got Diet Simon Drunk, and Hes currently a mess on his way home.People Were just buying him the most random Drinks ever, all mixers and shit.Hes Never Drunken Before, and look what we do to him.He Has no Idea what tommorow Holds in storeWe Started In Que Pasa (Where Br3n works) and went to East (local shit club)Got a lift home off a random, was fun.But seeriously, why was everyone licking me, and why did that random girl grab my nuts, then not have the curtosy to sooth them??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 BEst fckiong night ever, do it againt gimttorw shitnhahd.s!"!!!!!!!!!!f**king yeha.saw sara and sammiy and theywas whot. f**k me, i thought people were jokijg ehrnnthy wrote dhit. wtffffffffffff.to senior member chat it isssssssssss. Woooooooooooooooooooooo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBProductions Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Someone's going to have a headache lol , ahh well good to hear or read that your enjoying yourself simon!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Hahaha you silly boy. You'll regret it in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 f**king wont, f**kmyopu alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.yeah, ytou fking heard.bye bye senior, this shit'kl get me banned.have sime leniancey, first time drunk, don't knowmwtf i'm doing, hit on some girl with the boyfriend standing next o ger, brendan had to sort shit out, he wasnt happy.didn';t get sex though, was all your bads vibes trials-forum, yeah, you fukinh headrd, f**k yuoiu alll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 *laughs rather heartily*nice one trev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 f**king wont, f**kmyopu alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.yeah, ytou fking heard.bye bye senior, this shit'kl get me banned.have sime leniancey, first time drunk, don't knowmwtf i'm doing, hit on some girl with the boyfriend standing next o ger, brendan had to sort shit out, he wasnt happy.didn';t get sex though, was all your bads vibes trials-forum, yeah, you fukinh headrd, f**k yuoiu alll.I love Simon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 diet hardcore simon!was an amusing night, I think I licked everyones face at least twice Also remember ever so slightly hitting lee in the testicles just remember, girls are gay.. all of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Say no more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 by the way lee, she punched u in the balls cos i licked her face... true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 diet hardcore simon!was an amusing night, I think I licked everyones face at least twice Also remember ever so slightly hitting lee in the testicles just remember, girls are gay.. all of them!So much for my 'special treatment' you lying hoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 You didn't lick mine. I got punched in the bollocks too, hurt like a f**k.By the way, this was a trials riders night out, was like 11 or something of us, all riders. We showed those pansie chav knobers how to party, or atleast i did. I remember "raving" on many platforms, and elevated stuff trying to get the crowd going. Sucked though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 hahah brilliant, I have no idea who told the dj though? just randomly heard something about worthing trials :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 hahah brilliant, I have no idea who told the dj though? just randomly heard something about worthing trials :/AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I REMEMBER THAT!!!! That was legendry."SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE TRIALS RIDERS!"and we went f**king nuts hahaha. Excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 still cant believe you thought it was a good idea to try and pull some girl, who was still holding hands with her boyfriend!i was like SSIIIMMOOONNN!!! BAD SIMON!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 I well didn't notice. She walked past, so i was like "hiiiiii", then she walked straight into her boyfriends arms, i was like, er, so i just said "she yours? good on you" or something.Or did i say that to the other girl? the girl that works at your bar who gary tried to pull like 5 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Wheres the photo evidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 f**k that, i couldn't figure out which way up my phone was when i got it out of my pocket, sod trying to take pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 If you drunk enough my guess is that the hangover will start to kick in about 2-3pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 1st time??? sounds like an awsome night out lolgirls with boyfriends is just more of a challenge for simon obiously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Greenthumb Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 1st time??? sounds like an awsome night out lolgirls with boyfriends is just more of a challenge for simon obiously yeah i was thinkin that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials_pimp Posted July 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Yes belive it, his 1st time.Diet Simon Was Broken in well and truely.Next time hes out, were getting him Punk Rock Drunk Much BetterOne way of Stopping Brendan having a nice chat with a Lady, Walk up and lick her face when she is busy talking to him You can Thank Sam For telling me to do that for you Bren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Not everyone drinks you know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Not everyone drinks you know... Only recovering Alcoholics don't drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Only recovering Alcoholics don't drink. Just like me been clean for 5 months now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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