MadManMike Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Ok here's the story...2 ear infections, 1 horsefly bite infection and now sunburn that has gone itchy, topped off by some kind of fit / panic attack earlier. All in one month...Anyone had worse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials_pimp Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 where do you want me to start??this week.Black outs, servere dizzyness and headaches, back ache, I have got 4 ulcers (1 is about 2cm long)And to top it all off.Lost my GFHate my jobHave no moneyHate where I liveAnd cant do anything about any of it.Still feeling shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme_biker0 Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 where do you want me to start??this week.Black outs, servere dizzyness and headaches, back ache, I have got 4 ulcers (1 is about 2cm long)And to top it all off.Lost my GFHate my jobHave no moneyHate where I liveAnd cant do anything about any of it.Still feeling shit?Tell me about it.Just this morning I bought a kit cat only to start eating it and find there was NO BISCUIT IN IT. Yes it was solid chocolate. AND I was already on my way to work by this point.Sometimes I think the whole world is out to get me. And those starving Africans with AIDS think thay have it bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 (edited) I had a filling a few weeks ago and at the weekend part of it broke off, its been hurting like hell since.And i dont want to go back to the dentist cos he's damn expensive...Probably not worse but meh... Edited July 5, 2006 by adamtrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 (edited) my penis is so big i have to tuck it in my sock and it means my try-alls dont fit proper.its making me well down about life Edited July 5, 2006 by ben@hulltrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Clark Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Glandular fever, stuff I hadMy glands were so swollen, I couldnt actually swallow solidsThey were so large, it took me 20 seconds to swallowI had amazing imsomnia, I could only sleep a maximum of 2 hours a nightI would get knackered out walking up stairsMy nose was 100% blocked up, like, proper 100%, not a molecule of air could get throughI started hallucinating from lack of sleep at the end of itThroat cained like f**kAll of that for 8 days, then it started to heal a bit. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_Porter Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 i have ginger hair... now you dont feel so bad do you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 i have ginger hair... now you dont feel so bad do you.sucks to be you james. seriously. but id do you................hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 where do you want me to start??this week.Black outs, servere dizzyness and headaches, back ache, I have got 4 ulcers (1 is about 2cm long)And to top it all off.Lost my GFHate my jobHave no moneyHate where I liveAnd cant do anything about any of it.Still feeling shit?I was just on about illness... I have no work and 1k's worth of equipment got stolen too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 1k's worth of equipment got stolen too...That sucks, 1k new or current value? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 1k new... still lost me my 2nd job and loads of cash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punkrider Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Glandular fever, stuff I hadMy glands were so swollen, I couldnt actually swallow solidsThey were so large, it took me 20 seconds to swallowI had amazing imsomnia, I could only sleep a maximum of 2 hours a nightI would get knackered out walking up stairsMy nose was 100% blocked up, like, proper 100%, not a molecule of air could get throughI started hallucinating from lack of sleep at the end of itThroat cained like f**kAll of that for 8 days, then it started to heal a bit. Brilliant.I had exactly the same as this, i have never felt the same as i did before i had glandular fever. I allways feel tired, and my throat is allways swollen (but not sore). My throat was so swollen i couldn't breathe they were gonig to do an emergeny operation on me, but the steroids they gave me worked. That was probably the works 3 weeks of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 (edited) I think dave from tartybikes will probably win this ... his world famous badger flu / glandular fever torment which has lasted for f**king months now. Then theres the countless ankle injuries and near death experiences he has. Edited July 5, 2006 by Spacemunkee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 got told i might never walk again. if i wasn't constipated at the time, i would have shit myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 (edited) I think dave from tartybikes will probably win this ... his world famous badger flu / glandular fever torment which has lasted for f**king months now. Then theres the countless ankle injuries and near death experiences he has.i told dave to stop with the after hours rent boy stuff, and the story begins one morning between the young youths....."it will only get you beaten up and full of disease" - says ben to david....."rock on, im young and ready to go, bring it on dude, easy, cowabunga" - replies a young david.but the last laugh goes to ben as dave gets caught up with numerous diseases and injuries. "told you so" - laughs ben.and that boys and girls is the tale of youngsters vs. oldies. Edited July 5, 2006 by ben@hulltrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs dj Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Had a migraine, was sick.Next day had pains in my heart, it was beating way to fast and I couldn't breath so got taken into hospital in a lovely ambulance. Got home the next day..then had to sit on the toilet all night (yummy!!).There's my lovely week!But just think next weeks got to be better hasn't it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 then had to sit on the toilet all night (yummy!!).There's my lovely week!But just think next weeks got to be better hasn't it I was eating my dinner then lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Last night, i had the worst night sleep ever. Do you know the torment of itches inside a plaster cast.. i had multiple itches all at once... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 (edited) I had a kidney infection where sitting up hurt, then had to walk to my local doctor (about 3 miles) to get told I needed f**king anitbiotics. Edited July 7, 2006 by Has anyone seen my shoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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