Danny Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 I stabbed paris hilton because im a looser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 I drunk a cat becuase I have amazing boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicH_87 Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 i posted in this thread because i'm a retard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the judge Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 I smoked the trojan man because I have a gigantic penisIt's so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali C Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 I f**ked a cow because I am a looserveeery intresting mr bond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Pick the month you were born:7----I lickedPick the day (number) you were born on:14------a lesbianPick the color of shirt you are wearing:Black----because I have a gigantic peniswhat did u do? I licked a lesbian beacuase I have a giant penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 apparently i:f**ked Santa Clause because I have a gigantic penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 I jerked off an arab because I love marijuana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 whoa div, we share birthday. cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomN Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 I smoked a prostitute, because I'm beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 i slept with a homeless guys because im a loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punkrider Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 I raped a prostitute because I have amazing boobs.This thing doesn't lie, it is true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Bleech Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 I slept with a bottle of vodka because I have a gigantic penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 the best yet LMFAO.I thought it was shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 whoa div, we share birthday. cool.Cool, 9 days til I'm 18, looking forward to it. You gonna be 19 aye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 nope, 18 aswell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Doing anything special? I'm doing what I love best, riding my bike, chilling with friends and then getting marginally inebriated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 should be the same really. in england. should be f**king sweet if anyone remembers me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 I'll put a post up on TF if I remember, that way all the English people will know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 I smoked a bottle of vodka because i have amazing boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 I slept with a homo because i have a gigantic penis hahahahahaha Pure myspace bulletin that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil white Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 i slept with a jew because i'm a loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 I cuddled with a whore because I'm Rick James... Bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Greenthumb Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 I drank your mom because i have a gigantic penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoNnY__Mc Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 i raped a bottle of henny because i love giving blowjobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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