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I Cuddled With The Trojan Man Beacause I Smoke Crack Lmao


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Pick the month you were born:

1----I stabbed

2----I f**ked

3----I smoked

4----I killed

5----I sucked

6----I drunk

7----I licked

8----I raped

9---- I jerked off

10---I slept with

11---I made out with

12---I cuddled with

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01------an easter egg

02------a bottle of vodka

03------a bisexual

04------a cat

05------a whore

06------a toothbrush

07------a crackhead bitch

08------a prostitute

09------John Gotti

10------bottle of henny

11------a homo

12------a dog

13------an overweight Asian man

14------a lesbian

15------Frankie Gotti

16------The Trojan Man

17------Santa Clause

18------a cow

19------Paris Hilton

20------an orange

21------a horse

22------a drug dealer

23------a jew

24------a pickle

25------a french fry

26------an arab

27------a homeless guy

28------a bag of weed

29------a condom

30------your mom

31------a black pornstar

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--- because I love marijuana

Black----because I have a gigantic penis

Pink-----because I love giving blow jobs

Red-----because I have amazing boobs

Blue----because I'm a loser

Polka Dots----because I hate my life

Purple----because I'm gay

Gray-----because I'm Rick James... bitch

Orange-----because I have double d's

Green-----because I have an extreamly small dick

Other-----because I smoke crack

Turqoise-----because I'm beautiful

what did u do? ^_^

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Pick the month you were born:

1----I stabbed

2----I f**ked

3----I smoked

4----I killed

5----I sucked

6----I drunk

7----I licked

8----I raped

9---- I jerked off

10---I slept with

11---I made out with

12---I cuddled with

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01------an easter egg

02------a bottle of vodka

03------a bisexual

04------a cat

05------a whore

06------a toothbrush

07------a crackhead bitch

08------a prostitute

09------John Gotti

10------bottle of henny

11------a homo

12------a dog

13------an overweight Asian man

14------a lesbian

15------Frankie Gotti

16------The Trojan Man

17------Santa Clause

18------a cow

19------Paris Hilton

20------an orange

21------a horse

22------a drug dealer

23------a jew

24------a pickle

25------a french fry

26------an arab

27------a homeless guy

28------a bag of weed

29------a condom

30------your mom

31------a black pornstar

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--- because I love marijuana

Black----because I have a gigantic penis

Pink-----because I love giving blow jobs

Red-----because I have amazing boobs

Blue----because I'm a loser

Polka Dots----because I hate my life

Purple----because I'm gay

Gray-----because I'm Rick James... bitch

Orange-----because I have double d's

Green-----because I have an extreamly small dick

Other-----because I smoke crack

Turqoise-----because I'm beautiful

what did u do? ^_^

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