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A few days ago, i was thinking about maguras as i held some tissue to my nose to stop my nosebleed dripping blood everywhere... Can you bleed maguras with blood...not magura blood but, your own blood :mellow: I was thinking the amount of nosebleeds i get i could easily collect enough blood to bleed one of my maguras through...

Its just the thought of a hose ripping and seeing your brake actually bleed all over your frame :P It would be so cool!

Dan

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A few days ago, i was thinking about maguras as i held some tissue to my nose to stop my nosebleed dripping blood everywhere... Can you bleed maguras with blood...not magura blood but, your own blood :mellow: I was thinking the amount of nosebleeds i get i could easily collect enough blood to bleed one of my maguras through...

Its just the thought of a hose ripping and seeing your brake actually bleed all over your frame :P It would be so cool!

Dan

Or when it just splits a bit and sprays blood all over you and anybody/anything nearby.... well good :huh::-

As far as i was aware blood is quite corrosive isn't it? might wreck the seals and stuff a bit quick. And trialsguru it'll be in a sealed system so, you guessed it, no air. So long as you drip your blood straight into a bowl and suck it up with a syringe it might be do-able.

You'd need a fair amount of it though... one hell of a nose bleed. I suppose if you really wanted it next time your picking your nose and it starts bleeding just stick your finger up there a bit harder and scratch the insides of your nose to s**t so that it doesn't stop bleeding for a while ;) .

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Its actually very good, the best thing i find to bleed a brake with is spinal fluid, obviousely its extremely hard to aquire but the easiest way to do it is to go out with a hammer and find a cat, usually a cat will be enough for a pair of maguras just remove its spine with a ordinary kitchen knife and squize the fluid into a cup, and your good to go, feels awesome. al never go back :)

im lying btw.

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i used to have nose bleeds weekely too, not anymore now, got headaches 3 times a week now (N)

and i got some great ideas for some pictures which involve blood :P

lay your bike down on the floor and make blood handprints on the floor which lead to you bike, as if you were dying but tried to crawl to your bike to ride it :-

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wow how did you edit it to look like that? looks awesome

also whats this about split links, im sure when halfrods fit my chain they put a split link in...i am now scared :(

Adobe Photoshop ;)

Split links usually die and if their the el cheapo ones they don't last through trials use for very long. Its best to use a chain tool and attach it yourself like a real man.

Sorry about the copyrightage biff... but if it isn't registered as copyrighted it aint diddly squat :P Plus i thought you'd appreciate it :D

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Adobe Photoshop ;)

Split links usually die and if their the el cheapo ones they don't last through trials use for very long. Its best to use a chain tool and attach it yourself like a real man.

Sorry about the copyrightage biff... but if it isn't registered as copyrighted it aint diddly squat :P Plus i thought you'd appreciate it :D

lol i was joking :shifty:

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Hey Biff, hold down Alt then type in 0169 on the number pad and get the real © symbol for that pro touch :P

If you took some aspirin first, it may not congeal for long enough to get into your break. It'd also take probably only 1/8 of a pint too, so very little of your overall body fluid.

It'd be f**king amazing if you did that just before you sold the brake to someone :lol:

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