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Si-man Thats Enough Now Tart

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someone said that raw jelly clots up your blood stream. is this true?

John K

Well if you eat a whole packet in one it might yes since there is alot of glucose in it. you only supposed to eat one cube when your exhausted to boost your enrgy levels up lol

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Well if you eat a whole packet in one it might yes since there is alot of glucose in it. you only supposed to eat one cube when your exhausted to boost your enrgy levels up lol

Is that with or without the wanks or the sex?

I actually want some sexjelly now

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yey!

i finally got a hot topic but its about wanking and jelly!!

glad to see that everyone is as weird as me.

12 times dude, you must not get it very often!

but saying that, i've just recently haad a 'born again virgin party'.

i'v not had it for over a year!!!!

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a good trick that i learnt off a mate that does body building and sports is not to have sex or see madam palm and her five lovely daughters the nite before the ride or in the morning for that fact. when you relieve yourself your bodies testosterone levels fall making you weaker. testosterones act like adrenaline. that give you that extra boost or moment of madness when you have the power and ability to do whatever. testosterones are what make you a man!

so you little 13 year olds stay away from your bits for one day and you might get better quicker!

also jelly! costs around 34p, small and compact, tastes great and is high in glucose, it gets straight in to your blood stream so eat some when your feeling tired and it gives you a great energy boost for about half hour. plus it hilerious to look at peoples faces when you pull it out your bag and start to slap each other with it!

cheers, rob

Rob, its Fred. We met in Southampton. (Y)

Lady palm and her five lovely daughters! :lol:

VALIDATE THIS MAN!

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a good trick that i learnt off a mate that does body building and sports is not to have sex the nite before the ride or in the morning for that fact. when you relieve yourself your bodies testosterone levels fall making you weaker. testosterones act like adrenaline. that give you that extra boost or moment of madness when you have the power and ability to do whatever. testosterones are what make you a man!

it!

cheers, rob

haha this is the funniest topic for ages, however who would choose riding a little bit better the next day over getting laid the night before, it makes no sense lol :ermm:

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Lawnmowerman Thats Enough Now Tart

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  1. a. Used to refer to the one designated, implied, mentioned, or understood: What kind of soup is that? b. Used to refer to the one, thing, or type specified as follows: The relics found were those of an earlier time. c. Used to refer to the event, action, or time just mentioned: After that, he became a recluse.
  2. Used to indicate the farther or less immediate one: That is for sale; this is not.
  3. Used to emphasize the idea of a previously expressed word or phrase: He was fed up, and that to a great degree.
  4. The one, kind, or thing; something: She followed the calling of that which she loved.
  5. those Used to indicate an unspecified number of people: those who refused to join.
  6. Used as a relative pronoun to introduce a clause, especially a restrictive clause: the car that has the flat tire.
  7. a. In, on, by, or with which: each summer that the concerts are performed. b. According to what; insofar as: He never knew her, that I know of.
adj. pl. those
  1. Being the one singled out, implied, or understood: that place; those mountains.
  2. Being the one further removed or less obvious: That route is shorter than this one.
adv.
  1. To such an extent or degree: Is your problem that complicated?
  2. To a high degree; very: didn't take what he said that seriously.
conj.
  1. Used to introduce a noun clause that is usually the subject or object of a verb or a predicate nominative: "That contemporary American English is exuberantly vigorous is undeniable" (William Arrowsmith).
  2. Used to introduce a subordinate clause stating a result, wish, purpose, reason, or cause: She hoped that he would arrive on time. He was saddened that she felt so little for him.
  3. a. Used to introduce an anticipated subordinate clause following the expletive it occurring as subject of the verb: It is true that dental work is expensive. b. Used to introduce a subordinate clause modifying an adverb or adverbial expression: will go anywhere that they are welcome. c. Used to introduce a subordinate clause that is joined to an adjective or noun as a complement: was sure that she was right; the belief that rates will rise soon.
  4. Used to introduce an elliptical exclamation of desire: Oh, that I were rich!

Idioms:

at that

  1. In addition; besides: lived in one room, and a small room at that.
  2. Regardless of what has been said or implied: a long shot, but she just might win at that.
that is

To explain more clearly; in other words: on the first floor, that is, the floor at street level.

[Middle English, from Old English thæt; see to- in Indo-European roots.]

Usage Note:
The standard rule requires that
that
should be used only to introduce a restrictive (or defining) relative clause, which identifies the entity being talked about; in this use it should never be preceded by a comma. Thus, in the sentence
The house that Jack built has been torn down,
the clause
that Jack built
is a restrictive clause identifying the specific house that was torn down. Similarly, in
I am looking for a book that is easy to read,
the restrictive clause
that is easy to read
tells what kind of book is desired. A related rule stipulates that
which
should be used with nonrestrictive (or nondefining) clauses, which give additional information about an entity that has already been identified in the context; in this use,
which
is always preceded by a comma. Thus, we say
The students in Chemistry 101 have been complaining about the textbook, which (not that) is hard to follow.
The clause
which is hard to follow
is nonrestrictive in that it does not indicate which text is being complained about; even if the clause were omitted, we would know that the phrase
the textbook
refers to the text in Chemistry 101.·Some grammarians extend the rule and insist that, just as
that
should be used only in restrictive clauses,
which
should be used only in nonrestrictive clauses. Thus, they suggest that we should avoid sentences such as
I need a book which will tell me all about city gardening,
where the restrictive clause
which will tell me all about city gardening
indicates which sort of book is needed. But this extension of the rule is far from universally accepted, and the use of
which
with restrictive clauses is common. Furthermore, since
that
cannot be used with clauses introduced by a preposition (whether or not restrictive),
which
is used with both clauses when such a clause is joined by
and
or
or
to another that does not begin with a preposition, as in
It is a philosophy in which the common man may find solace and which many have found reason to praise.
Such constructions are often considered cumbersome, however, and it may be best to recast the sentence completely to avoid the problem.·
That
is often omitted in a relative clause when the subject of the clause is different from the word that the clause refers to. Thus, we may say either
the book that I was reading
or
the book I was reading.
In addition,
that
is commonly omitted before other kinds of subordinate clauses, as in
I think we should try again
where
that
would precede
we.
These constructions omitting
that
are entirely idiomatic, even in more formal contexts. See Usage Notes at
,
,
,
,
.

Thats what that means

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  1. a. Used to refer to the one designated, implied, mentioned, or understood: What kind of soup is that? b. Used to refer to the one, thing, or type specified as follows: The relics found were those of an earlier time. c. Used to refer to the event, action, or time just mentioned: After that, he became a recluse.
  2. Used to indicate the farther or less immediate one: That is for sale; this is not.
  3. Used to emphasize the idea of a previously expressed word or phrase: He was fed up, and that to a great degree.
  4. The one, kind, or thing; something: She followed the calling of that which she loved.
  5. those Used to indicate an unspecified number of people: those who refused to join.
  6. Used as a relative pronoun to introduce a clause, especially a restrictive clause: the car that has the flat tire.
  7. a. In, on, by, or with which: each summer that the concerts are performed. b. According to what; insofar as: He never knew her, that I know of.
adj. pl. those
  1. Being the one singled out, implied, or understood: that place; those mountains.
  2. Being the one further removed or less obvious: That route is shorter than this one.
adv.
  1. To such an extent or degree: Is your problem that complicated?
  2. To a high degree; very: didn't take what he said that seriously.
conj.
  1. Used to introduce a noun clause that is usually the subject or object of a verb or a predicate nominative: "That contemporary American English is exuberantly vigorous is undeniable" (William Arrowsmith).
  2. Used to introduce a subordinate clause stating a result, wish, purpose, reason, or cause: She hoped that he would arrive on time. He was saddened that she felt so little for him.
  3. a. Used to introduce an anticipated subordinate clause following the expletive it occurring as subject of the verb: It is true that dental work is expensive. b. Used to introduce a subordinate clause modifying an adverb or adverbial expression: will go anywhere that they are welcome. c. Used to introduce a subordinate clause that is joined to an adjective or noun as a complement: was sure that she was right; the belief that rates will rise soon.
  4. Used to introduce an elliptical exclamation of desire: Oh, that I were rich!

Idioms:

at that

  1. In addition; besides: lived in one room, and a small room at that.
  2. Regardless of what has been said or implied: a long shot, but she just might win at that.
that is

To explain more clearly; in other words: on the first floor, that is, the floor at street level.

[Middle English, from Old English thæt; see to- in Indo-European roots.]

Usage Note:
The standard rule requires that
that
should be used only to introduce a restrictive (or defining) relative clause, which identifies the entity being talked about; in this use it should never be preceded by a comma. Thus, in the sentence
The house that Jack built has been torn down,
the clause
that Jack built
is a restrictive clause identifying the specific house that was torn down. Similarly, in
I am looking for a book that is easy to read,
the restrictive clause
that is easy to read
tells what kind of book is desired. A related rule stipulates that
which
should be used with nonrestrictive (or nondefining) clauses, which give additional information about an entity that has already been identified in the context; in this use,
which
is always preceded by a comma. Thus, we say
The students in Chemistry 101 have been complaining about the textbook, which (not that) is hard to follow.
The clause
which is hard to follow
is nonrestrictive in that it does not indicate which text is being complained about; even if the clause were omitted, we would know that the phrase
the textbook
refers to the text in Chemistry 101.·Some grammarians extend the rule and insist that, just as
that
should be used only in restrictive clauses,
which
should be used only in nonrestrictive clauses. Thus, they suggest that we should avoid sentences such as
I need a book which will tell me all about city gardening,
where the restrictive clause
which will tell me all about city gardening
indicates which sort of book is needed. But this extension of the rule is far from universally accepted, and the use of
which
with restrictive clauses is common. Furthermore, since
that
cannot be used with clauses introduced by a preposition (whether or not restrictive),
which
is used with both clauses when such a clause is joined by
and
or
or
to another that does not begin with a preposition, as in
It is a philosophy in which the common man may find solace and which many have found reason to praise.
Such constructions are often considered cumbersome, however, and it may be best to recast the sentence completely to avoid the problem.·
That
is often omitted in a relative clause when the subject of the clause is different from the word that the clause refers to. Thus, we may say either
the book that I was reading
or
the book I was reading.
In addition,
that
is commonly omitted before other kinds of subordinate clauses, as in
I think we should try again
where
that
would precede
we.
These constructions omitting
that
are entirely idiomatic, even in more formal contexts. See Usage Notes at
,
,
,
,
.

Thats what that means

that was very imformative sir! thank you.

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Krisboats Thats Enough Now Tart

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someone said that raw jelly clots up your blood stream. is this true?

John K

No

Well if you eat a whole packet in one it might yes since there is alot of glucose in it. you only supposed to eat one cube when your exhausted to boost your enrgy levels up lol

Take it from me, eating multiple packets within a few minutes does nothing. Go for it, it tastes nice.

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