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Why Does The Delivery Man Always Come When You're On The Bog?


PaRtZ

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Its happened to me so many times, I'll wait at the window for him, and then Ill think "oh i need a crap, Ill just go" and as soon as you....pass....knock knock he's there!

This has also happened to my mates so I know im not the only one, any of you got any funny stories relatin to this?

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I'm guaranteed to be waiting for a parcel or expecting one over bank holiday weekends. So it just wont turn up for ages.

And they always come when I'm passed out in bed, so I have to walk into town to collect it from Royal mail. Not bad for me, its like a 5 minute walk.

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i was on the bog when this happend. got to the door saw this peice of paper on the floor sayin attempted delivery!! did they not make it up the drive or summat? got half way and pasted out with the parcel!?

lmao, lee evans is a leg-end :turned:

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even worse is when they dont deliver on the right day when you pay a fortune on postage!

I had that, i ordered a rim while i was at experiance (i was staying at my nans so they would be in when it came) and they were out and they didn;t leave a ntoe saying they had been :( wasn't a happy bunny. Also when i got my nike mutants i was naked and like wtf ahhhh when they came :unsure:

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When my tarty shirt came the other day, i was on my way back form college.

Got home saw the posty guy outside my house, and he had just finished the documentation because my dad had some recorded delivery, which had taken him ten minutes(he said :glare: ) and i came just before he left, he was not a happy bunny.

But normally they come just as i'm out. Or if i'm off college i'll stay home to wait and he won't come, next day i go out and he will come. Almost guaranteed.

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