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Gather round Kiddies and take a seat.

I shall regail you with a tale, like no other.

The Tale of Diet Simon.

Once Upon A Sunny Day, 4 Youth Crew Members embarked on an epic journey.

NASS was the destination.

They Traveled In a Noble Vehcile suiting their every Need.

Once Arrived they set up quarters and began to relax, and enjoy the festivities.

Prior to the trip, said members absconded to the local speak easy to aquire adiquate proportions on Liquor

for the evenings entertainment.

They began to eat, drink and be merry. But alas, this was not so for one of the Crew.

He did not enjoy sweet liquors, or fine foods. He shoned the Alcohol he has previously purchased. Instead, his Tipple was Diet Coke.....

"NOOOOOO" Came the screams from his fellows. As the evening drew on, more of this Diet beverage was consumed, and more was the beverage of choise for the rest ignored.

Until enough was had. The lads formed Party, and proceeded to inform thei companion of his greviuos Mistake. A mistake that would be accompanied by a New Name....... Diet Simon.

And if only the Coke wasnt enough, the poor misguided fool prepared himslef More Dieted Goods and foodstuffs.

We Had lost him forever, to Low Fat, Good for the body delacacies.

Thus, the Legend Was born, Told and passed on.

NASS 06 - Everything Simon Touches WILL be alcoholic, weather he wants it or not.

Wiskey cereal anyone ???

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Gather round Kiddies and take a seat.

I shall regail you with a tale, like no other.

The Tale of Diet Simon.

Once Upon A Sunny Day, 4 Youth Crew Members embarked on an epic journey.

NASS was the destination.

They Traveled In a Noble Vehcile suiting their every Need.

Once Arrived they set up quarters and began to relax, and enjoy the festivities.

Prior to the trip, said members absconded to the local speak easy to aquire adiquate proportions on Liquor

for the evenings entertainment.

They began to eat, drink and be merry. But alas, this was not so for one of the Crew.

He did not enjoy sweet liquors, or fine foods. He shoned the Alcohol he has previously purchased. Instead, his Tipple was Diet Coke.....

"NOOOOOO" Came the screams from his fellows. As the evening drew on, more of this Diet beverage was consumed, and more was the beverage of choise for the rest ignored.

Until enough was had. The lads formed Party, and proceeded to inform thei companion of his greviuos Mistake. A mistake that would be accompanied by a New Name....... Diet Simon.

And if only the Coke wasnt enough, the poor misguided fool prepared himslef More Dieted Goods and foodstuffs.

We Had lost him forever, to Low Fat, Good for the body delacacies.

Thus, the Legend Was born, Told and passed on.

NASS 06 - Everything Simon Touches WILL be alcoholic, weather he wants it or not.

Wiskey cereal anyone ???

very well told my man! good show, looking forward to this year, hanging with the youth crew again should be a larf, gotta start stocking up on the randomness.

Ben

p.s please warn me of your playing rounders ;)

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Its not really that thin, looks about standard thickness to me.

if it is 1mm, and it looks like its around that, its a bit thin, for aluminium

the pashleys 26Mhz's were .9mm and clive uses .9mm on the leesons, and they are steel.

*yes, varying thickness' apply

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Gather round Kiddies and take a seat.

I shall regail you with a tale, like no other.

The Tale of Diet Simon.

Once Upon A Sunny Day, 4 Youth Crew Members embarked on an epic journey.

NASS was the destination.

They Traveled In a Noble Vehcile suiting their every Need.

Once Arrived they set up quarters and began to relax, and enjoy the festivities.

Prior to the trip, said members absconded to the local speak easy to aquire adiquate proportions on Liquor

for the evenings entertainment.

They began to eat, drink and be merry. But alas, this was not so for one of the Crew.

He did not enjoy sweet liquors, or fine foods. He shoned the Alcohol he has previously purchased. Instead, his Tipple was Diet Coke.....

"NOOOOOO" Came the screams from his fellows. As the evening drew on, more of this Diet beverage was consumed, and more was the beverage of choise for the rest ignored.

Until enough was had. The lads formed Party, and proceeded to inform thei companion of his greviuos Mistake. A mistake that would be accompanied by a New Name....... Diet Simon.

And if only the Coke wasnt enough, the poor misguided fool prepared himslef More Dieted Goods and foodstuffs.

We Had lost him forever, to Low Fat, Good for the body delacacies.

Thus, the Legend Was born, Told and passed on.

NASS 06 - Everything Simon Touches WILL be alcoholic, weather he wants it or not.

Wiskey cereal anyone ???

I rather enjoyed that tale; well told and well done :D 'lolled' quite a bit over that :lol:

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