Jaffacakes Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 "Big Brother Class A drug, Im addicted" My sister's bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Kearney Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Talking about road-tripping Scotland and the lake district at college, I suggest going to see ben nevis, some girl says "who's Ben Nevis?"She also wonders whether the petrol is different in germany than over here.My stepsister asked me if there were humans living on other planets(while watching armageddon ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 my mother once asked where the front legs were on a chicken. daft cow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 LMAOlollove that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the judge Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 *playing trivial pursuits*question -> who carried out the Balcombe Street Siege?mum's answer -> the salvation army Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 "I love babies, but I couldn't eat a whole one" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-BAD Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 i said to my mate, "can i have a packet of coke and a can of crisps"he actually went into the shop and sed theres no packets of coke left!! dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mods Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 from a smoker... ' i could quit if i want i just smoke to stop the craving' it was the funniest thing at the time!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe' Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 from an elderly couple walking down some steps outside sainsbury'ssaid in a quite sain manner"these steps get steeper each week"you had to be there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom tom Posted June 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 tomtom- "theres a black man cutting the grass"seemed scary at the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 lol. i have also heard: "have you ever had your balls sucked? its good" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Alan Partridge... when he's in his car and the crazy fan is asking him out for a drink...'No way you big spastic.... YOU'RE A MENTALIST!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramps Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Could be read as racist but I shall continuewalking down this street me and a mate notice a door beggining to open, were glare in it and this huge black caribean type guy steps out, he was bold. freind : ' he looks like a fukin conker' me : tears of laughter for about 10 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Guy at bar: vodka redbull pleaseGirl at work: Would you like a glass with that?Me: in tears on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 On dodgeball, with th eguy in a wheelchair"you look like a bunch of retards trying to f**k a door knob..."I have never pissed myself so much in my life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 On dodgeball, with th eguy in a wheelchair"you look like a bunch of retards trying to f**k a door knob..."I have never pissed myself so much in my life! hahaahahahwhat about "your about as usefull as a c*ck flavoured lolly pop" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 hahaahahahwhat about "your about as usefull as a c*ck flavoured lolly pop" Hahahahahahahahaha yer i forgot that 1 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That is one of the funniest/siliest films ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Hahahahahahahahaha yer i forgot that 1 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That is one of the funniest/siliest films everI thought it was wank to be honest. As for funny quotes all I'll say is Dave Chapelle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 heh portsmouth:Smo: I ride for 2plus1 nowYours truely: do they have any of their own designs yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 heh portsmouth:Smo: I ride for 2plus1 nowYours truely: do they have any of their own designs yet? Heh yeah I remember that. Remember this; 'Why is that monkey scared of bananas?' Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 Heh yeah I remember that. Remember this; 'Why is that monkey scared of bananas?' Haha.That was so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramps Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 Another one to dowe my mate.He appeared at my house with a handfull of cider 'some guy just give me all this' we go out to the shop and on our way back we go past the guys house and he is stood alone in his garage and just shouts'Stick your finger up your bumhole' not realising we were there, and that we were about to drink his alcohol. It was a bit offputting but we still drank it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 We played "bogeys" in Bangor once but shouted vaginal discharge instead. Twas funny seeing some peoples reactionsThere was a tramp sitting with his cap begging for money, and I walked past him and saw 2p on the floor away from him and said "hes a pretty shit tramp if he's missed that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBProductions Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 (edited) Lighting engineer : Yes the lights are full upSilly Stage manager : Can we have them at 100% please ...................................................................................Foreign Crew Member : Im new here please don't kick me in the head....................................................................................From the T : I pity the fool... ...................................................................................Me : Who's your f**cking daddy bhhhhhiiiaaa***ch!!...................................................................................Will arnold : This songs familiar Me : Yeah its just been on about 5 mins agoWill : ahh yeah...................................................................................MATT PARTZ - Iran to win the world cup!!! - slightly damp says:guy with green rims? that waynio?ME -Immensly BORED says:yeMATT PARTZ - Iran to win the world cup!!! - slightly damp says:cos he has a MASSIVE arseME - Immensly BORED says:rofl Edited June 22, 2006 by CBProductions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 Lighting engineer : Yes the lights are full upSilly Stage manager : Can we have them at 100% please Foreign Crew Member : Im new here please don't kick me in the head.From the T : I pity the fool... Me : Who's your f**cking daddy bhhhhhiiiaaa***ch!!Will arnold : This songs familiar Me : Yeah its just been on about 5 mins agoWill : ahh yeahMATT PARTZ - Iran to win the world cup!!! - slightly damp says:guy with green rims? that waynio?ME -Immensly BORED says:yeMATT PARTZ - Iran to win the world cup!!! - slightly damp says:cos he has a MASSIVE arseME - Immensly BORED says:roflconfused ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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