Davetrials Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 (edited) So were cruzeing to a partay with some beer, with 3 girls, a shitty micra pulls up, one guy steps out "u been giving us shit mate" so for about 10mins this guy is just chatting shit like chavs do, a guy in corsa pulls up to see whats goin on, so after much arguing, one of the guys pushes me and these two guys start hitting me, meanwhile this guy in a corsa jumps out and kniked this guys keys( the car was hot wired but still had keys in the ignition ) then cap steps in so were both nailing these two guys then they pull out a 2 like erm bats, so i get hit a few times but sum how he dropped it or lost ir summet and i we both sorta went skitz, then cap with this other guy is going sick at him screaming his tits off, the chavs are shitting one and hit him a few times with a bat then it breaks around him, i notice theres a 3rd guy in the back with a 8" butcher knife, eek not good, but they coodnt get it out in time, then both of them shat one and jumped back in the car and sped off, so we mosey on down the road then the police turn up, i got a few bashes but i killed that other guy and cap got a new bump on his arm from the bat and on his face, but just nailed the other guy and scared shit outa them both WHAT A BEAST!!!!, then we went to the partay which was mitay fun!! lolall in al a good nite!!!!!!! Edited June 11, 2006 by Davetrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Good to see your fighting back. You didn't actually kill the guy did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Good job, some fanny's need told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Fantastic.*pats* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeNNy Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Everyone has knives now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 nice to see you got a couple of punches in!!!random things like that always happen down here! round the corner someone get collared with a sawn off down there trousers. he got jailed and released an he started on a group of 6 of us the other day luckily the driver wanted offbut 8 inch butchers knives are slightly different to a lil stabber aint it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruitbat Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Hahaha nice one Dave and Cap, good to see you giving em a peice of their own medicine, the butchers knife is a bit full on though aint it, chavs these days, questions is would he have used it or just tried to look like a pillock.Glad you both ok though, did the ladies give u some TLC? Frooty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrails Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 trials forum - Promoting casual violence since 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 That was barely legible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hardman Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 I don't beieve half of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Hahaha nice one Dave and Cap, good to see you giving em a peice of their own medicine, the butchers knife is a bit full on though aint it, chavs these days, questions is would he have used it or just tried to look like a pillock.Glad you both ok though, did the ladies give u some TLC? Frootyoooooooooooo yesyea mike i made it all up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil white Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 shahbaz says "your spelling and grammar make me sick"lol i love this "shahbaz says" shit! lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hardman Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 oooooooooooo yesyea mike i made it all up.Yeah, I was expecting a really nasty response and I had a damm good reply for it if it happened, but youve got me.Damm you, damm you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinky Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Yeah, I was expecting a really nasty response and I had a damm good reply for it if it happened, but youve got me.Damm you, damm you. Show michael the door.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hardman Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Show michael the door..I can see he door, I'm walking out it in 10mins to go ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinky Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 I can see he door, I'm walking out it in 10mins to go ride.Shame you cant see the trials-forum door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Arnold Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 I can see he door, I'm walking out it in 10mins to go ride.now thats a whitty response Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 shahbaz says "your spelling and grammar make me sick"lol i love this "shahbaz says" shit! lmaoHAHA, where are you getting these from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 That was barely legible.Translation for those who could not understand.So me and Cap were on our way to a party with some beer and three girls when an old Nissan Micra pulls up at the side of us, one guy steps out and says "u been giving us shit mate" so for around ten minutes this guy was just chatting shit like chavs do, another guy pulls up in a Corsa to see what’s going on, so after a large discussion, one of the guys pushes me and then the pair of them proceed hitting me, meanwhile the guy that was sat in the Corsa jumps out and stole this guys key (the car was hot wired but still had keys in the ignition apparently ) then cap steps in and we were both nailing these two guys then they retreat to the Micra and pull out two bats (more like hockey sticks actually), I get hit a few times but some how he lost it something and we both sort of went mental, Cap was going sick at this other guy screaming his tits off at him “think you’re hard because you’ve got a F*cking stick”, the chavs were shitting one and hit him a few times with the bat then it breaks as he blocks it with his arm. It was at this point that I noticed there was a third guy in the back with an eight inch butcher knife, eek not good, but they couldn’t get it out in time, then both of them shat one and jumped back in the car and sped off, so we walk on down the road then the police turn up, I got a few bashes but I killed that other guy and Cap got a new bump on his arm and one on his face from the bat, but just nailed the other guy and scared the living sh*t out of them both, WHAT A BEAST!!!!, We then went to the party which was jolly good fun!! lolAll in all it was a good night!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hardman Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 (edited) now thats a whitty response It doesn't seem so witty noew.Out 15 mins and I've come back with a possible fracture to my shoulder, might check that out if it gets real bad 2morra and no flesh on my left hand knuckles and I know cant clench my fist. Edited June 11, 2006 by Michael Hardman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil white Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 HAHA, where are you getting these from?make them myself with photoshop and gif editor! just pratting around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 no problem unless you're a left hander (see recent thread in chit chat)well done on the fighting cap and dave, it's good to see that being good at violence isn't exclusively the domain of nobs in stupid hats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 shahbaz says "your spelling and grammar make me sick"lol i love this "shahbaz says" shit! lmaoI can't quite find an emotion to describe how hard I laughed just then.Hahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBProductions Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 You werent kroozing in rhyl were you that kinda shit happens all the time , good that you pasted them dont use the word nailing though sound like you were having sex with em . nice beasting boys . tell em whos daddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Nice one. We're not gonna hear the end of this tomorrow are we cap haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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