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There's a old man who is a pervert on my main road and on the road there is roadwork's going on so basically there's load's of cone's on the road(knocked downe one's).He pick's em up and wear's a fluro jacket but he doesnt work with the roadworker's.It might seem a little strange for him to do that but we kick em down as he is picking em up. :lol:

He is really strange though because I can remember when a women and a man were walking along having a convo and he butted in the convo as he was walking behind them.He also look's like a chav and he's about 60.lmao :lol:

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Theres some old guy near my house who used to fly a pirate flag from his house :S

Can't think of any other strange things, 'sept the occasional stabbing

Oh, there's the town bum aswell, so funny when you get talking to him, he also dances for money if you ask him nicely :)

Dont think Ive seen him sober yet either

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Theres an old guy round newport who wears the same red shorts every day, even in the middle of winter,

he wears a flouescant jacket and a bike helmet all the time, while pushing an old shopping trolley around picking up crap. even when hes not pushing the trolley he wears the helmet...

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We have hobos that go round the town with their ten bin bags, just sitting on a pavement.

It's quite funny, there homeless because they burnt down there house,cause they weren't paying heating bills.

And then when they got offered a place to stay by the council, they rejected it because it was too small.

Picky bast**ds. :P

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Theres some old guy near my house who used to fly a pirate flag from his house :S

Can't think of any other strange things, 'sept the occasional stabbing

Oh, there's the town bum aswell, so funny when you get talking to him, he also dances for money if you ask him nicely :)

Dont think Ive seen him sober yet either

Ahahahahahahahaha, i wanna live where you live!

Blackpool is shit, just full of chavs and smackheads

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Yeah there's a bum in my town that dances for you if you say "Shake it Elvis!"

He's so funny lol... does it for free too!

We have one of thosem give him 20p and he does a dance.

But i've never been kind enough to give him 20p to see him do it. :rolleyes:

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We have one of thosem give him 20p and he does a dance.

But i've never been kind enough to give him 20p to see him do it. :rolleyes:

Same here lmao!

He lives in a caravan down a lane, hes called pongo, he walks dogs for money, hes a black scottish tramp :ermm: (not being offensive...)

Hes a total arsehole!

His mates are the ones who ferking mugged me :angry:

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