boon racoon Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 this was in MY TOWN...you might have read it in the sun.kinda odd to think i live amongst these people. but how i did chuckle does anyone else get this kinda shit happening in their town?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concussion Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Holy Christ ......NO! Or should that be MOO!But my old jump spot was next to a gay meeting place in Liverpool. Every day some fruit would come by and give me the eye while I was digging ......drove me bloody crazy! I must have a sweet arse or something.One time I jumps over the wall to find some guy with his pants down, tugging away while checking out a wank mag! I was like "dude, what the fugg are you doing", guy slowly pulls his pants back up, takes his mag and slowly walks off like I had spoilt his day or something! Oh and the time some freak nearly ran me over for telling him to get a life ...boy was he mad! Plus many other lewd tales.Thank god the council bulldozed the place and allowed me to see the light and buy a trials bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bennnn Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Haha thats the funniest news article I've ever read. Last year my friend found out his next door neighbour was a rapist, and was wanted for raping about 6 teenage girls. The guy had a family and everything, it sure would suck to be his kids.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 hahhah thats where my cousin lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houseface Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 maybe it was one of your relatives who raped the cow? steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Taken from that reliable source known as the sun Sounds a bit far fetched...Dosent sound very professsionally written either? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mod_rider Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 On this field next to my local skate park, there's about 30 caravans and gypsie's have invaded. They've got horses and everything. It's pretty unusual as the whole village doesn't cover that much land, so pretty much everyone knows about it already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 not the first time comething like thats popped up in the sun in recent yearsclicky"I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 not the first time comething like thats popped up in the sun in recent yearsclicky"I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell." LMFAO!!!! hahahahahaI cant stop laughin at it! hahaJust told my mam, and she laughed her head off! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Last saturday night, we had a stabbing a pub...guy died...and also some foreigner who lived in his van was set alight in his van and died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Last saturday night, we had a stabbing a pub...guy died...and also some foreigner who lived in his van was set alight in his van and died was it you joe? want to send the foreigners back to their countries? come on! admit it! we know you couldnt handle him being near you. he tried it on didnt he?im sure thats more like the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towler Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 In my town there is some right scandle atm!!! some drunk on weekends has been climbing lamp posts in the square and puting some big red hoop on them... no one knows who! do they ---------->BEN TRAVIS!!!!!!!!!<--------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 seems i live in a normal area then, apart from just down the road some guys house was tourched whilst he was in there, people could apparently see him at the window trying to get out but if a rapist or pedo lived next to me, or near i swear i'd kick the shit out of him and make his life hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 people could apparently see him at the window trying to get out Shit Didnt they try helping him to get out? or did they just stand and watch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 because they are going to risk there own arse to do save someone who is basically dead anywaybut i'm sure they didn't sit down with their popcorn to watch him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials_pimp Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 but if a rapist or pedo lived next to me, or near i swear i'd kick the shit out of him and make his life hell LierYou would do nothing. You wouldnt just walk next door and beat someone up on suspision.Even if it was prooven, you still wouldnt.If it was me, and I found that my next door was a pedo/rapist.I would do nothing. Not my business to. I dont surport it, but im not getting involved.As for animal love, there was a guy giving it large to a horse next to shoreham airport a few years back.Got seen by the train as it passed and ran hone naked. Told his wife he was mugged, and then the police tuned up at his house with his clothes, to arrest him for loving a steed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruitbat Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 hahahahah that cow one and the goat one are hilariousWasnt there a great news story before about a guy who met some bird on the internet, fell in love with her and when he went to meet her it was his mum, that was hilarious but i just cant find the articleFrooty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Geary Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Haha .... funny as, sick fukers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramps Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Erm, some guy was seen in co op on cctv stoned out of mind falling into the flowers and stuff and was then found full of blood and burns on the market later that night. He was pronounbed dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickycoleman Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 maybe it was one of your relatives who raped the cow? steve.who said it was rape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spangler Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 (edited) There is a freaky guy that hangs round solihull that always asks to "see your veins". He has been to jail in the past when some girl showed him and, he had at her with his mate stanley.His house gets decorated by the local youth every halloween. Apart from that its just stabings and gun crime.Oh and when i was still at school there was a kid that i think was in Austs year that smeared his shit all over the walls in the lads toilet. I think he was expelled. Edited June 10, 2006 by spangler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 who said it was rape you can always tell by the pitch of the mooThe only thing which worries me is the amount of silly old people in my hometown. Theres so many crazy old ladies come into work. Its so funny because theres 2 old women, one's a catholic, ones a protestant and my god they make sure the whole shop knows it. They're always arguing about whos religion is better, and even after ones gone home, they preach to me for about 5 minutes straight..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 Oh and when i was still at school there was a kid that i think was in Austs year that smeared his shit all over the walls in the lads toilet. I think he was expelled.Ought to be shot, unless he actually has a mental problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 Well, there aren't many animals round about here for people to rape, but it's not a good day unless you can get to 20 playing spot the junky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 and was then found full of blood Full of blood? No f**kin' way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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