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The breakup letter...

This is a break up letter. Help us finish it by only typing THREE MORE WORDS in the letter, and then pass it on. This will be hilarious!!! Be creative!

Yvonne- I'm sorry but

Angie - this can't go

John - on. Sometimes, people

Naughty~ just need space.

~Trish~Its not you,

jose- its your mom.

Ann-Marie~She gives me...

Nina~the f**king creeps.

Amanda~ The way she

Rosie~ slept with my....

Sarah~ My girlfriends brother

Candice~ Hes only 14

Tom-- inches. Why can't

katie- pornstars and moms

jeff~just get alon

Tiffy~all i wanted

Shannon~ was one night

gavin--filled with lots

jamie-of mad sex

blake- and potato chips

Aimee-cheetos, not plain.

Emily- I think we

Hailee- need to take

angela- a break i'm

randy_getting really tired

bekah_of your cheesey

crystal- little stinkin little

megan~ two minute attention

Amanda~ span. I just

Amanda C--need to get

Andrew- away from you

Jeph- and your Jewish

Jess--next door neighbor

shelley-- the way he acted

kevint- in gay porn (3 WORDS Shelley!)

john- was so nelly!

eric - what the f**k

tracy - was that valentine's

zhiva - day shit about?

Astrid - You know that

Ross- latex makes me

Bel - itch like mad

Pauline- in the crotch

Richard - my butt hole was

Akasha - exploding. How dare

Elaine - you, look at

Laura - my ass like

Adrienne- a cheeseburger. It's

Marla - over your pathetic

Sarah- skanky nasty ass

ashley- By the way..

Robbie~ I'm sorry that

Alison~ gonna-herpa-siphilus is contagious,

*Tara*- and when you

Squishface- talk, you excrete

Claire Elizabeth - A strange substance

Laura-which looks like

Helle - a mechanical monkey

Amy- having rampant sex

Rachael - like rabbits with

Danielle-little tiny willies

Beth-which smell like

Ryan - you've gotten a

Callum - STI. Thats why...

continue, it'll be a laugh

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