BIG L Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Whats the funniest thing happend to you or your mates wile you were on your bikes? myne is, me steve and peter were going back home after a good days riding when peter suddenly got his trousers caught up in the freewheel and couldnt get it out but he could move it quite freely and beacause we were laughing he said his blood circulation was stopping and he might have to have his leg amputated but in the end he got it out it took 45 minutes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZHI-sam Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 lol mine is when my mate went to ride up a curb, hit it and the bike went backwards and he hit his balls on stem and went over the bars. it was funny becuse hes been riding bikes for about 15 years and trials for 8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 I was standing up riding down a hill on my mod when i suddenly let go of my bars. That hurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG L Posted June 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 I was standing up riding down a hill on my mod when i suddenly let go of my bars. That hurt!ive done that one before lol it hurts dont it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bike addict Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 The funniest thing that has ever happened to me on my bike was i tried to do a toboggan on my jump bike over this jump, forget to grab the handle bars after i had let go and ended up landing one handed and crippling my legs in the back wheel. At the same time i jarred my wrist pretty bad but i got up and laughed at it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 I was standing up riding down a hill on my mod when i suddenly let go of my bars. That hurt! Ahaahahaha that was piss funny, oh ill just itch my head, takes one hand off, then the other *crash* hahahahahahahaha, you were goin well fast aswell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 rode all the way hanchurch woods on my dirt jump bike...ended up going down a really really steep hill, not a problem? it is when you have no breaks, i turned up this little hill to slow myself down so i could stop and get all the shit from my pants, but i ended up hitting this 4ft jump i front flipped my bike 16 ft into a tree i hurt my knee but i came out of it pretty well, i was able to walk home, the frame bent forks snapped handlebars snapped the stem snapped, wheels were fine chain snapped, and a pedal fell off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pike64421 Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 lol come on people this is a story it all started on a lovely sunny day in jersey everything was going smoothly with no problems intel we started to get tired and lose concentration !!!!!!hehehehehehehe!!!! DANNY.G was thinking of doing this huge gap. well everything was cool he got up to the point where he was going to take off from with out any hitches well he tried the gap and everything looked real sweet but he landed a bit short and smashed his nose on his stem (his nose just exploded) (bang). well anyway i said to go to KFC what was the nearest to us to get some tp-roll to try and stop the bleeding so danny and i let the rest of them and headed off to KFC, well we were cycling as usual and the next minute i knew i was on the floor tied up in a knot with my bike on top of me due to this little miss-hap i had chipped a large chunk of bone out of my elbow. it was only when we got to KFC i hear that one of the guy said it would be funny if one or us was to go flying over our bars the story ended with 2 of us not being able to ride for like a month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikerben Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 my mate went over a dirt jump (he has no idea how to dirt jump!) he wanted to stop just before he go to the jump but it was too late he went over the jump he didnt even stand up he just rode over it,he his front wheel landed he was that steep on the front wheel that he was actually riding on his front and he slowly went over the bars and landed in mud.He was ok but i was dying of laughter it was one of those times where you had to be there to see itcheersben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Fried Rice Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 tell your mates to do this. 1.tell them to ride at walking pace2.look down and close your eyes3. and shake your head from side to side for about 10 secondsthey will have no sense of balance and they will just topple over, its sooooo funny! can be dangerous. try it out yourself but open your eyes afer about 1 second or you will just fall, it feels really weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG L Posted June 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 tell your mates to do this. 1.tell them to ride at walking pace2.look down and close your eyes3. and shake your head from side to side for about 10 secondsthey will have no sense of balance and they will just topple over, its sooooo funny! can be dangerous. try it out yourself but open your eyes afer about 1 second or you will just fall, it feels really weird.I know that one i found it out when i used to bmx and i got all my mates with that one lol!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boris_on_trials Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Im kind of new so ive been learning to go up things by putting my pedal on things and pushing my self up. I did this on some rocks in Blackpool. (i live hear). These rocks are normal rock's coverd in concreet and as i put my pedal down all the concreet smashed and i went flying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jak-89 Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Hey... Me and three other mates were on our way out riding on our local college and to get there we have to go down a grass hill not a very steep hill but anyway we were all going down the hill using our back brakes to stop our selves and there is always one who presse's their front brake... he put his foot down before he went over the handel bars and fell to the side, us lot laughed at him a lot and he looked up and laughed at us back for a few seconds then put his head down, one lad sed to us (Sam) he carn't b crying and we all went closer and he was there crying and there wasn't a scratch on him and finally in the end we got it out of him, he cried because we laughed He is 13 years old riding trials since christmas any way tht was the funniest thing that happened Ozzy! your mint Cheers Jack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeHayes Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Hey... Me and three other mates were on our way out riding on our local college and to get there we have to go down a grass hill not a very steep hill but anyway we were all going down the hill using our back brakes to stop our selves and there is always one who presse's their front brake... he put his foot down before he went over the handel bars and fell to the side, us lot laughed at him a lot and he looked up and laughed at us back for a few seconds then put his head down, one lad sed to us (Sam) he carn't b crying and we all went closer and he was there crying and there wasn't a scratch on him and finally in the end we got it out of him, he cried because we laughed He is 13 years old riding trials since christmas any way tht was the funniest thing that happened Ozzy! your mint Cheers Jack!Lmfao What a day Cheers Mike! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic Balls Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 night riding a few years ago at a girls' boarding school.... ..well we weren't supposed to be there..being chased down a grassy hill...boom...i flew over the bars, got up , looked round- where's me bike (was really dark)? Walked over, there's a brick ledge..there's me bike...get back on..ride all the way back to me mate's house, bike's feeling a bit weird. Get an allen key, adjust my stem a bit..nope..what the hell is wrong with my bike? Mate's dad comes out of the house and asks me why my forks lean backwards... was funny at the time anyways..adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 (edited) This one has to be the best.Going down our massive hill witch takes us into are town centre and so anyways we are all bombing it down this hill when the next minute my mate catches his baggy jeans in his freewheel, whack his bike completly locks up, he goes straight over the handlebars skidding on his face for about 3-4 metres and his head misses a car by about 2-3 inches. Was really bad, see see thats what you get for not running a bashring. tut tut.Cheers ! Edited June 5, 2006 by profile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robwalker Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 Lol some funny stories. I was riding to work one day, done it many a times as its the same route i take to school, and i have this little habbit where i done a manual before i bunnyhopped up a curb, like a pop manual but not keeping it up when on curb, but as the story goes i was a bit tyred due to getting up late and timed it a bit wrong I went for the bunnyhop but was wayyy to early, i tried to hold it and lean back as much as i could but despite al my effort the front wheel went in first and hit the curb. Following that i went flying over the handlebars and scraping on my knees. Tyred and now very pissed off as i had a flat tyre i got up trying to pretend nothing had happend, i could feel the blood dripping down my leg and i had a nice hole in my jeans, then had to walk home becuase mum wouldnt answer her god damn mobile. What a crap day Rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG L Posted June 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 as you can gues from the first thread peter is rather unlucky yesterday 1 thing happend, down at the tourist information centre in bude theres this telephone box and we decided to drop it and it is about 6 and a half feet as just before he landed his feet slightly came of the pedals and he landed with full force on the back wheel with his privates (ouch) but it was an absolute laugh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilko Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 mi funniest accident was i was riding home from a village near me i was goin down a hill at a fair speed next thing i no my tyres are scrasping along the kirb so i tried turning out of it but i go overthe bars and slide down the path for 3-4 metres i ended up with a big gash right up one side of my body it was a right stinger i went home and put some savlon on it.i no someone who is reallly fat but one day we made a messabout dirt jump we were jumpin each other and then this fat guy came along and said i mv ace can i have ago he had a reallyt old kona v brakes rst forks and he says it s worth arond 1500 pound mi stupi mate says jump me then he tries sat down we started sniggerin ghe tries front weel hits mi mate straight then this big fat guy lands on him mi mate gets winded the big fat guy just walks away mi mate then started on him then fatty pedalled off LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Kearney Posted June 5, 2006 Report Share Posted June 5, 2006 (edited) mi funniest accident was i was riding home from a village near me i was goin down a hill at a fair speed next thing i no my tyres are scrasping along the kirb so i tried turning out of it but i go overthe bars and slide down the path for 3-4 metres i ended up with a big gash right up one side of my body it was a right stinger i went home and put some savlon on it.i no someone who is reallly fat but one day we made a messabout dirt jump we were jumpin each other and then this fat guy came along and said i mv ace can i have ago he had a reallyt old kona v brakes rst forks and he says it s worth arond 1500 pound mi stupi mate says jump me then he tries sat down we started sniggerin ghe tries front weel hits mi mate straight then this big fat guy lands on him mi mate gets winded the big fat guy just walks away mi mate then started on him then fatty pedalled off LOLLongest and most confusing sentence of the day award for that second essay there I remember trying to do a drop off on my old shitty mountain bike; nose dived and the suspension threw the bike from under me, resulting in me flat on my face it was ace Edited June 5, 2006 by Joe_Kearney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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