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There was this chavy black kid that used to wander the ghetto of Spalding a while ago then I didnt see him around for a few weeks...

Found out the other week he's dead, crashed a stolen motorbike

He really did desverve it (Y)

Something like that happened near me, three chavs got stonned and drunk and wrapped a car round a tree haha one died straight away the other two were "fighting for their lifes" luckily they died! *victory dances* (there is/was a bebo site for them and everything rofl)

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f**king hell lads, that pretty harsh.

they might of grown up to be good people, i wouldnt wish death up on anyone.

laughing at the dead is pretty low

Id never wish death on anyone...

But seriously, if you knew this person (Y)

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Something like that happened near me, three chavs got stonned and drunk and wrapped a car round a tree haha one died straight away the other two were "fighting for their lifes" luckily they died! *victory dances* (there is/was a bebo site for them and everything rofl)

Have you got link to the site?

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There's this chav guy in my village. He used to go to my primary school, but he got kickedo ut or something, and is basically a retard. (One way of putting it :P )

He was with one of his mates at the skatepark, and I was just sat down on't bike. And whenever i see Ross (chav guy's name) I always just say "Alright Ross? Hows it going?"

I'm nice like that. :)

Y'know, just talking etc, and then Ross asked to go on my bike, Then he could tell I wouldn't let him, so he goes 'At least just sit on it?'

:shifty: ..alright then...

"Where's the seat!"

:sleeping:

Then his mate asked to go on it, gave me his half pack of crisps and says 'there mate, you have me crisps now, so I won't nick it now" :lol:

He got on, wobbled, then gave it back. Then they walked off.

See, as long as you get to know them, they wont rob you.

Don't worry, I don't let any old chav have a go on it, only if I know them well enough, to know that thew wont rob me.

Especially after the Coach incident. :mellow:

But yeah, I have no idea why i'm posting this... :)

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:ermm: Just had a very nice day today till about 20 min's ago I was out riding(soo desperate to ride as I havnt been riding in 2 week's) and a chav I know come's up to me and say's (in these exact word's) "ryan's trials bike can beat your's" so I say "oh,03 t-rex" then he said "Nar it aint still"Cos all the chaves think his is the "2006 t-rex" because they all have no brain's about bikes.

But what's better?

standard 03 t-rex or bt raven 5.0

I mean iam not acting childish about it,It's just that they all piss me around my area,that's why I never ride.

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