spode@thinkbikes Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Quite possibly the most painful thing I've done in a long long time. They were only about a foot high, square and about 8 inches x 8 inches. Bikes distance between them? Did the first four fine, but then I turned 45 degrees and went for another. I didn't really look properly and saw too late that I was aiming for the CORNER of the bollard. Landed, then tyre just slipped out and all my weight fell right on to the edge/corner of the bollard/block. The picture you see was taken a day later. The colour is the same as it was when I first did it, but a lot of the swelling has gone down. I reckon it must be pretty deep. Words cannot describe how it feels and how it felt.Can't sleep. Can't sit down. Can't ride. Can't walk Worst thing is, I have an 11 hour flight to Bangkok on Saturday. Then a 4 hour flight to Taiwan. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Dale Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 LOL! yes that is class bet it hurt to buggery though! can't say i have ever managed to do that but still nice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhups Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 is the black bit the cut thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 is the black bit the cut thing?No, Its a tattoo Looks pretty harsh man, No more bum fun then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 (edited) :ouch:edit: might aswell be the first to say it....nice arse, Edited May 31, 2006 by Charel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trialsguru Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 hahahaha spode, nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spode@thinkbikes Posted May 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 :ouch:edit: might aswell be the first to say it....nice arse, I hate my arse! (and you better not be a guy!!)bhups you f007, that's a bruise It didn't bleed at all, I expect if it had it wouldn't have hurt as much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 blimey dude, thats gotta be a real pain in the arse (boom boom pshh) right there Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 (edited) Holy shit that looks evil. Looks just like Chris' (Spacemunkee) balls after an 8 foot drop to stem. Edited May 31, 2006 by Smo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruitbat Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Fook thats a nice bruise. Good luck with the flight you got as that aint gonna be easy at all!Frooty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Campbell Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Go to the doctors.A guy I used to work with had a bmxer mate who did something similar and it went black. He was going to leave it to heal but his gf convinced him to see a doctor and it turned out the flesh was dieing and it was spreading, if this is the case you may loose a chunk of your arse. Looks evil!Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Your arse is indeed sexy, has a feminine shape.Go to a doctor, it will only do you good. Looks horrid... bet it hurts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Geary Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Your arse is indeed sexy, has a feminine shape.Go to a doctor, it will only do you good. Looks horrid... bet it hurtsHaha ... Loooks f**king harsh thats for sure ... i've had some mother of dead legs but nothing like that f**ker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 you sure thats not frost bite haha , that must have gave a dead leg and half . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Savage!Did that happen at the blocks between Shell and the Eye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Go to the doctors.A guy I used to work with had a bmxer mate who did something similar and it went black. He was going to leave it to heal but his gf convinced him to see a doctor and it turned out the flesh was dieing and it was spreading, if this is the case you may loose a chunk of your arse. Looks evil!DanDude... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spode@thinkbikes Posted June 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Savage!Did that happen at the blocks between Shell and the Eye?Yup. I've done them more times than I can recall. But for some reason I landed on the last one perfectly at 45 degrees ready to do the next one and I just went for it. Big mistake.I am actually tempted to go to the doctors purely because they might be able to prescribe me some pain killers (or if I'm really lucky a local anasthetic and syringe to pop) to make the flight doable.The photo was taken on my phone in the bogs so it looks a little more black that it actually is. Don't get me wrong, it's a really dark colour, but it's definetely purple, not black.Just call me Bollard-Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhups Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 looks like someone ran over your ass but only on one side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spode@thinkbikes Posted June 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 looks like someone ran over your ass but only on one side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhups Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 okay maybe i dont know what the f**k im talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clownbike Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Thats unlucky man, looks really painfulYour arse is pretty fat though, really peachy.....need more hair on it, sit on a cat Neil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 that really made me clench my arse.... i dont like bollards.. pin heads.. anything pointy... i dont seem to get on with them well. I had a bleeding arse last time i tried them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurtisRider Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 that really made me clench my arse.... i dont like bollards.. pin heads.. anything pointy... i dont seem to get on with them well. I had a bleeding arse last time i tried themthink how i felt when i landed on a bmx peg, right in the ringer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prawny Baby Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 think how i felt when i landed on a bmx peg, right in the ringer *falls off chair laughing* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted June 2, 2006 Report Share Posted June 2, 2006 u sure u just havent had a shit and forgot to wipe it properly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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