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The Stubble Is Tearing Me Apart!


Davetrials

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f**king hell, I didn't know it was so popular, I did... ONCE. I walked like a shat myself, I found if you lube up the itching area, or moisturise, makes it not itch so much... But f**k me, it grows back like a beast.

Thats a point, could do with another trim... :-

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Hehe, that can turn nasty, I would post a picture, but I don't want to expose myself.

The only this with burning it is, it burn's a lot, well it has done... Best to do it when drunk.

And it smells weird...

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,

3rd degree burn on you cock, it actually would be a RED ROCKET

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Imagine gettin a boner (peel, bleed, cry...), you would wish you were dead

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Haha so after calling me a dick whos one now, you sir, you.

yes but your an arrogant f**k tard who quit trials a year ago but still continues to hover around here and moan at everyone, take the hint and f**k off you tool no one wants you here.

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Thought i'd contribute to this wonderful thread :)

Well I once had the pleasure of shaving my pubes, never ever will do it again.

This morning went for a shower, saw the scissors lying next to the shower gel so had a bit of a clip.

Doesn't looks too bad and feels real nice.

TRIM ***

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yes but your an arrogant f**k tard who quit trials a year ago but still continues to hover around here and moan at everyone, take the hint and f**k off you tool no one wants you here.

dunno what this is about, but consider yourself :

OWNED

but with the burns, the cracking of your skin, but after that paiful boner, imagine how refreshing to be in a wet area B)

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Bongo contributes. A picture of a wall or a fence every few weeks isn't a contribution.

Anyway, on topic, i was trying to find smiley picture for "this thread is useless without pics'" but i couldn't. :(

But you get the idea. :shifty:

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