Big Brother

[JT!]

also nikki u would,

If she hadn't opened her mouth, yeah.

[the_soon_to_be]

this is actually just going to be big canadian guy bumming the paki pouf whilst pete spazz's out trying to hit them with spanking paddle shouting "wank, shit, f**k, fanny, fag, bollox"

but the new blonde, gag her and i'd tap it

seems like a slag = bb porno channel (she likes getting naked )

straight and gay

[trialsking 55]

WTF, Nikkie, worth a squirt, if she was gagged, or had her voicebox removed

EDIT: Nikkie, the girl who makes sex noises before opening doors

Edited May 18, 2006 by trialsking 55

[Synergy]

If she hadn't opened her mouth, yeah.

yeah just realised i think she eats like a box of vitamen cs for breakfast. :/

Edited May 18, 2006 by Synergy

[the_soon_to_be]

yeah just realised i think she eats like a box of vitamen cs for breakfast. :/

and a spoon full of cock, SLAG

[Davetrials]

YESSSSSSs theres some f**king hotties in it, woooooo.

[yoyoyo]

WTF is up with that nikki girl.

" I want to marry a premiership player and get his credit card and spend it all"

No-ones going to marry after she just said that, if she wrote it down, maybe then someone might.

But she is indeed a slag.

I know theres more normal people in my local special needs school.

[ogre]

I think bb should be more sadist! they should have it full of relay hardcore drug addicts and give them like jsut enough herion or wateva for only one of them everyday, and let the bastards duke it out over their fix .

[Ben Geary]

I think it's funny as ...that Pete makes me piss and that "paki poof" ... god he gets on my tits, he f**king strokes people for f**ks sake. What a wanker, some preety hot birds in there though.

[Bluegrass]

oooh my god, what a line up. Shahbaz, get your slimey little fingers off those guys

[RicH_87]

i bet the chinese person is a tranny. DEFFO.

[rugbyman]

i bet the chinese person is a tranny. DEFFO.

do you think it's phil?

[plainlazy84]

I watched most of it last year cos one of them was in my class at school and I wanted to see him being a twat on tele. Which he managed easily.

I watched the first one tonight just to see what they are like but dont want to get sucked in. It is trashy crappy tv and its very addictive once you start watching a few of them

So far they all seem like a complete bunch of knobs and full of themselves, even more so than last year. A few hotties on there which is always good at least They are all pretty bloody annoying though and its only been the first show! The mental one is from Brighton, now theres a suprise.

[JT!]

In all their defence though, people do tend to go OTT on their interview thingys. They're just trying to get in.

[Urban mammoth]

did anybody else see the kit kat advert??? apparently there is a golden ticket(s) in them a la willy wonka and if you find one you can go in to the house! mental, they're all bad enuf on the tv, imagine havin pete whistlin in your ear and lorraine "chabaz" kelly strokin you

Edited May 19, 2006 by Urban mammoth

[Tony Harrison]

No, if you find the ticket you have a chance of securing a place in the house...

[plainlazy84]

In all their defence though, people do tend to go OTT on their interview thingys. They're just trying to get in.

We shall see. Even from some of their enterances though and just from what they were saying to themselves when they walked down the stairs. Sesar the entrepreneur guy for example, in the most arrogant sounding self loving manner "yer its Sesars palace"..... TWAT.

My attempts not to get involved and miss the bilge fest is going well so far!

[Synergy]

im deff going to buy a few kit kats too see if i can get in it would be well ace, just for all of you my name is michael macpherson so if u see me there? u no who it is

[Tony Harrison]

I find it quite amusing. I don't, however, 'have a mug' whilst doing it, whatever that means.

[MasterOfGussets]

This year looks like the biggest collective of snobs, arrogant arses, mental patients and dappy slags ever put on TV. It's frightening that they even let these people meet each other - let alone live together.

Sha'mon, or whatever the f*ck his name is, seems an over-the-top twat... went on a cleaning spree last night saying, "I'll never get this table to sparkle - it'll be the end of me." We can only hope.

Some poofy looking toff wanting to spend time with the commoners?

Sezar is perhaps the most aggrivating cock in there; trying it on with girls 5 minutes after they come in?! The whole "Sezar's Palace" thing made him look a total c*nt.

A sports scientist??! Let's face it, there's really no science to sport - that's just a way of getting people to think your job actually means something. And who would have guessed that there was a Yoga addict as always?

Some snobby cow who claims she can just walk in to any London club. But she doesn't go on Saturday's because of all the "Essex riff-raff"? She really needs to rethink that because she seems like a piece of shit to me.

A plastic surgery addict... mid-thirties my arse. Looks closer to fifty with loads of work done.

I don't know about the "Jackie Chan" comment for the Chinese girl. I was thinking more along the lines of "Jackie Chav." Anyone else notice how she took that tray of food and ate most of it alone?!

Some twat who looks to be faking Tourette's Syndrome. Although, knowing the mentality of the general populus, he'll be getting the sympathy vote.

Some quiet dark haired girl (Imogen?)... seems like she might be the first to go on a murderous rampage.

The blonde bunny seems the only half-decent looking one. But after that "I haven't had a decent shag in six months" comment in her interview... slag. Looking for a fairy tale wedding to come out of going into the BB house? Plain idiocy.

The rest are just too quiet. Like in previous series' where they turn out to be scheming, manipulative arses.

I really have no respect for people that are willing to sell themselves to a show like this in hope of gaining fame. It's just another form of prostitution. Their main discrepancy seemed to be how fat they would get?! Just looks like a bunch of self-obsessed lay-abouts looking for an easy life.

Albeit, I shall be watching this series because I would be willing to bet money that the weird dark haired girl will end up stabbing someone. If we're lucky, all of them. (Think "Battle Royale" by Takeshi Kitano).

[Tony Harrison]

The Welsh girl was the only remotely attractive one. That bunny girl was a complete DOG - she wasn't particularly pretty, she was thick and was a total airhead. I know what you been about Shabazzwhatever - just far too over the top, to the point of being entirely pathetic.

[Michael Hardman]

I've sourced a plan, I'm going to go riding everyday at 9 just to miss it, starting tonight and be back to watch My name is Earl.

[Callum Trialsin]

Big Bro have done well this year got a load of F**K UPS in there .

Callum

[ogre]

Albeit, I shall be watching this series because I would be willing to bet money that the weird dark haired girl will end up stabbing someone. If we're lucky, all of them. (Think "Battle Royale" by Takeshi Kitano).

I f**king love that film ! I think they should put a realy f**ked up convict in as the person who comes in later, who has some realy creepy fetish lol...

[Michael Hardman]

20mins without watching it, I've found other more pressing issues to attend to , Im doing well.