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Lee Cable

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I was going to make some kind of joke reference to the "hardcore" and "core" being part of an Apple, but I'm so tired I can't be arsed to think of something.

True story :(

That would have been funny.

A man can dream though.

A man can dream.

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I once sat though a video of someone eating a whole apple, all the seeds and core and everything.

I must say it was one of the most boring things i've ever seen, and the guy who did it though it was hardcore, hardcore to the max.

Anyway, this just seems like a repeat of that. Hence why i'm so passionate about it no being made.

You could just not watch it :ermm:

Anyway, i cant wait to see him cut his mouth up to prove himself.

Ian

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Two trivia items I'm pretty sure of that will mean Partz's video will be boring for Ian:

  1. Partz has teeth, and can therefore chew items so they are smaller.
  2. Spaghetti isn't some kind of uber-hard, steel-like fibrous wire.
Unfortunately, to quote Captain Planet "WHEN THESE POWERS COMBINE", we get Partz eating raw spaghetti.

I don't know why, 'cos it tastes like shit and has wanky texture, but apparently he does.

Woo.

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Two trivia items I'm pretty sure of that will mean Partz's video will be boring for Ian:

  1. Partz has teeth, and can therefore chew items so they are smaller.
  2. Spaghetti isn't some kind of uber-hard, steel-like fibrous wire.
Unfortunately, to quote Captain Planet "WHEN THESE POWERS COMBINE", we get Partz eating raw spaghetti.

I don't know why, 'cos it tastes like shit and has wanky texture, but apparently he does.

Woo.

Ey, don't take this away from me now, this video will be good, and he said pasta, not spagetti, two entirely different shapes there, he should eat the sea shell ones, they would splinter off the best i reckon.

He will look foolish, and i shall laugh.

Ian

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Nah, you'd want him to have those cartwheel-like ones that are mad hard. That way, more force to crush = more force to splinter ;)

Even though it's blatantly not going to happen :P

EDIT: Although realistically speaking, we should research pasta shapes on google and choose the ones with the most alternate angles within the shape, so there's a greater chance of the force deflecting the shearing pasta fragments so they splinter best :P

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Fusili, conchiglie, penne, rigatoni - wheels. Nice one, pasta-namers.

EDIT: That may be limited to that site actually, what with the f**kfaces calling Farfalle "Bowties". :grumble:

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Dolmio Microwave Pasta ;) 90 Seconds in the microwave and jobs a good en ;)

haha i know whay you mean, i bet ur a student aswell, student life all the way. altho i like coming home and having mums gooking, soo much better than quavers(2for 1 in tescos), pasta and the usual macrowave s**t :-

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Ill try to make this the most interesting past eating video as possible....

Will edit when done

...can't believe im doing this but meh im hungry anyway

EDIT: Gna have to wait soz :P

Edited by PaRtZ
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I havent checked this thread since it was first made, and when I noticed it was onto page number three I was a bit shocked. Cos how to cook pasta is probably right up there with how to boil an egg :P I was thinking maybe Tart could produce a Pasta cooking how to video, showing the step by step stages with running commentary.

Partz get some raw action man bow tie pasta down you (Y)

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That was ace.

Ian

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