JT! Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I was going to make some kind of joke reference to the "hardcore" and "core" being part of an Apple, but I'm so tired I can't be arsed to think of something.True story That would have been funny.A man can dream though.A man can dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipkickbs Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I once sat though a video of someone eating a whole apple, all the seeds and core and everything. I must say it was one of the most boring things i've ever seen, and the guy who did it though it was hardcore, hardcore to the max. Anyway, this just seems like a repeat of that. Hence why i'm so passionate about it no being made. You could just not watch it Anyway, i cant wait to see him cut his mouth up to prove himself. Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 (edited) You could just not watch it I was made. Just like the guy on A Clockwork Orange. Edited May 12, 2006 by JT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Two trivia items I'm pretty sure of that will mean Partz's video will be boring for Ian: Partz has teeth, and can therefore chew items so they are smaller.Spaghetti isn't some kind of uber-hard, steel-like fibrous wire.Unfortunately, to quote Captain Planet "WHEN THESE POWERS COMBINE", we get Partz eating raw spaghetti.I don't know why, 'cos it tastes like shit and has wanky texture, but apparently he does.Woo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipkickbs Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Two trivia items I'm pretty sure of that will mean Partz's video will be boring for Ian: Partz has teeth, and can therefore chew items so they are smaller. Spaghetti isn't some kind of uber-hard, steel-like fibrous wire.Unfortunately, to quote Captain Planet "WHEN THESE POWERS COMBINE", we get Partz eating raw spaghetti. I don't know why, 'cos it tastes like shit and has wanky texture, but apparently he does. Woo. Ey, don't take this away from me now, this video will be good, and he said pasta, not spagetti, two entirely different shapes there, he should eat the sea shell ones, they would splinter off the best i reckon. He will look foolish, and i shall laugh. Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Nah, you'd want him to have those cartwheel-like ones that are mad hard. That way, more force to crush = more force to splinter Even though it's blatantly not going to happen EDIT: Although realistically speaking, we should research pasta shapes on google and choose the ones with the most alternate angles within the shape, so there's a greater chance of the force deflecting the shearing pasta fragments so they splinter best Fusili, conchiglie, penne, rigatoni - wheels. Nice one, pasta-namers.EDIT: That may be limited to that site actually, what with the f**kfaces calling Farfalle "Bowties". :grumble: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipkickbs Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 they could be potentially harmful. Or these, quite a lot could go wrong while munching on that pasta. ^DANGER!^ One of those 3 could be deadly. Its up to partz though. Either way, i will laugh. Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Wheels for utter carnage.Stiffer structure than fusili, so more power needed to break it up. Therefore, more force to the pieces as they shatter. It's a win-win situation for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipkickbs Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Wheels for utter carnage. Agreed, he should eat them vertically though so they splinter off violently into the roof of his mouth. Then we will see him on video going "ouch" God it will be funny. Yesssssssss. Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic Balls Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 anytime then partz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 LOL... let's hope you never need to cook a roast or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_welshriders Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Dolmio Microwave Pasta 90 Seconds in the microwave and jobs a good en haha i know whay you mean, i bet ur a student aswell, student life all the way. altho i like coming home and having mums gooking, soo much better than quavers(2for 1 in tescos), pasta and the usual macrowave s**t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 (edited) Ill try to make this the most interesting past eating video as possible....Will edit when done...can't believe im doing this but meh im hungry anywayEDIT: Gna have to wait soz Edited May 12, 2006 by PaRtZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Is there really any difference between the mostacciole, penne, rigatoni and ziti? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 It's all to do with how they stick with sauces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Greenthumb Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 come on partz where's this video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Shoe Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 Haha oh lee Make sure water is boiling then put it in for about 10-15 mins. Jus keep checking it mate.And yer lets see this video of raw pasta eating. A whole plateful preferably! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainlazy84 Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 I havent checked this thread since it was first made, and when I noticed it was onto page number three I was a bit shocked. Cos how to cook pasta is probably right up there with how to boil an egg I was thinking maybe Tart could produce a Pasta cooking how to video, showing the step by step stages with running commentary. Partz get some raw action man bow tie pasta down you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 meh its herehttp://www.eengoedidee.nl/videoz/jackass/pasta.wmvEveryone was right its not really a interesting vid so i added a pringle stuffing bit on the end. I got to 13 but i wasn't tryin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 Could at least have had the decency to put some fake blood in your mouth first then spit that out after you'd eaten it for added comedy factor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipkickbs Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.That was ace.Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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