flipkickbs Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Cheese grater. If thats off the boosh where Howard has to grate Tommy to save the zoo, then your a genius. If not, then its an extremely poor idea which would take far too much effort Dress victim in realistic horse costume™ Put them in a field with another horse............................. You can guess what happens I'll give you a clue: horrific bumming from horse leading to death. Hope you get it! Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 but dont you do that for fun ian?Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramps Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Innertube, make them swallow it then slowly pump it upis it wrong i laughed at that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 I'd kill the with the shock of suprise...Basically, I get a baby and raise it in a room of black and white and never let him leave. Teach him to talk in a made up language made up of funny noises...and then release him into the world.The shock of OTHER humans, colours and another language would shock him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Make some1 drink 100 cups of coffee. the caffeine will make thier heart explode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Strap them in a shopping trolley and launch them off the top of the highest escalator in the country... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Strap them in a shopping trolley and launch them off the top of the highest escalator in the country...Tesco's, Long Eaton! The escalator is frigging massive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 my first one wasn't really a weapon so for a weapon I'd use a light saber. Zzuuuimiim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Make some1 drink 100 cups of coffee. the caffeine will make thier heart explode I thought it made time slow down and you went into "bullet time", or has tv lied to me again? ! knew idea for killing, would be to put pipes (6inches long ish) in their nostrils then slam their head into a table! Some woman did it near where i liveish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredrico Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 I thought it made time slow down and you went into "bullet time", or has tv lied to me again? ! knew idea for killing, would be to put pipes (6inches long ish) in their nostrils then slam their head into a table! Some woman did it near where i liveish...Someone at my brothers college did that with pencils in the middle of an exam, sick thing was his friends helped him plan his suicide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAB Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 The good old reach in the chest and show them there own heart as they die is always nice and friendly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 air compressor up the bungholenever fails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Bleech Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 I would use a candlestick......in the conservatory......while being dressed as a reverend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 i'd use my nob, and splinter them to death until they die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 i'd use my nob, and splinter them to death until they die.while dressed as the reverend ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterOfGussets Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 For starters, I would cut their eye lids off so their eye balls dry up making them go blindI'm adament you can do the same by pinning their eye lids open and pouring copious amounts of salt onto them... think of what slugs do when you salt them.Taping dildos to their hands and making them try to carry nitroglycerene filled objects like glass cups etcI don't know if that would work - Nitroglycerin is actually not as reactive to shock as people think.I would take them to Vietnam, get them drunk, put a kid in their bed and have the place raided by Police.If that didn't work, I'd enter them in Takeshi's Castle. If they're still alive after that, I give up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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