Dr. Nick Riviera Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 hair straighteners - Nicky Clark:Hottest you can get!ahahahahahh. that episode is brilliant. "shamansburys" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomR Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 (edited) Depends on the situation. close range would be a Browning 9mm or a Walther PPK. Anything more would probably be an MP5 of sorts with retractable stock. Further than that i'd send some mortars over. If you didnt guess, firepower and blowing shit up rates highly on my list of things to do!edit: As for the 17/21 seconds to die after having your throat slit, not necessarily true. Thats why the SAS are trained not to slit peoples throats, it takes too long and its noisy Edited May 1, 2006 by planetxpimp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 (edited) the ultimate torture method:Ingredients:One Blowtorch.One Metal Bucket.One Rat.One Victim.One Table.One Sock. (to gag victim)Method:1. Tie victim to table and place rat on stomach.2. Place bucket over rat and stuff cock into victims mouth.3. Give brief synopsis of whats gonna happen to said victim.4. Turn blowtorch on and point at bucket.5. Keep the blowtorch going, as the bucket gets hotter the rat will try and escape, after it gets too hot the rat will claw an exit through the victims stomach and out to safety leaving a nice big hole in victims stomach.BenWho can guess what film this is from? Edited May 1, 2006 by Man On A Mission Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 epitaph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 the ultimate torture method:Ingredients:One Blowtorch.One Metal Bucket.One Rat.One Victim.One Table.One Sock. (to gag victim)Method:1. Tie victim to table and place rat on stomach.2. Place bucket over rat and stuff cock into victims mouth.3. Give brief synopsis of whats gonna happen to said victim.4. Turn blowtorch on and point at bucket.5. Keep the blowtorch going, as the bucket gets hotter the rat will try and escape, after it gets too hot the rat will claw an exit through the victims stomach and out to safety leaving a nice big hole in victims stomach.BenWho can guess what film this is from? 2fast2furious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 well done si, you win a baked bean!Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 whats the sock for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 It says what the sock is for lol.Its in place of the hot woman on the film lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manxrider Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 the ultimate torture method: Ingredients: One Blowtorch. One Metal Bucket. One Rat. One Victim. One Table. One Sock. (to gag victim) Method: 1. Tie victim to table and place rat on stomach. 2. Place bucket over rat and stuff cock into victims mouth. 3. Give brief synopsis of whats gonna happen to said victim. 4. Turn blowtorch on and point at bucket. 5. Keep the blowtorch going, as the bucket gets hotter the rat will try and escape, after it gets too hot the rat will claw an exit through the victims stomach and out to safety leaving a nice big hole in victims stomach. Ben Who can guess what film this is from? Doesn't actually use the sock though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 A big dildo with a death defying radius...I'll leave the rest to your imagination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 My Mitts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Kearney Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 (edited) Bludgeon someone to death with a frozen chicken wing, then eat the evidence.(Obviously cook it 1st) Edited May 2, 2006 by Joe_Kearney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 (edited) I'd intubate there stomach, it's air so they'd die of having air in there stomach. Edited May 2, 2006 by div Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 jumping out of a bush on someone with a fragile heart - they die of shock and you get yoiur grandads inheritance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR_Trials Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 ... Again this is not a weapon but....i would wack some coke on there rims (lots of coke) and wait for it to go dry (ish) and then send 'em of down a steep hill and shout 'lock on your brakes'.vwolaa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 ok, as most seem pretty dam sicktry and say the sickest way, and see who is the clear winnerthere's gotta be some sik f**ks on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 try and say the sickest way, and see who is the clear winnerWhat do we win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 my love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 (edited) For starters, I would cut their eye lids off so their eye balls dry up making them go blind, followed by a helping of ripping off each finger nail really slowly.Main course, feed them caustic soda or acid (yum yum)Desert, chop various parts off them with a knive, then decapitateCan be even more sick but it's starting to scare me now(using various weaponry here) Edited May 2, 2006 by merlin_rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flower Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Smash every joint in the body with a hammer and bolster. Start with the toes, then up and up and up until you get to the head. then using a 25mm wood bit start drilling in there ear dum and push Very hard on hammer mode. Then watch and wait for the blood to drain. Then for giggles place 26" large 3 inch thick innertube (kenda downhill) then contect to a compresser (or hand pump what ever you wish). Push inertude into anas all the way in and leave the valve out the ass. Conect the pump and voi la, we have more blood and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 When building a house before laying the big concrete blocks secure a person to the ground, then slowly lower a block onto him an inch per hour.Taping dildos to their hands and making them try to carry nitroglycerene filled objects like glass cups etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Explosives. Messy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Greenthumb Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 i'd use 8 pounds worth of loose changethrow it at their temples, if it didn't kill them it sure would hurt!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 I would set MC DEVVO on them..most lethal thing around these days..Take a look see..http://www.fat-pie.com/devvoatthefestival.htmEnjoy!! WTF you on!!!!He's ace lolDownload his songs off myspace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted May 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 You've all got issues. I've got intoxication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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