Siders77 Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 A bullet made of ice, it'd hit them and explode into little pieces inside them and then melt away leaving no trace of anything to tie it back to you. For added security you could use volvic to reduce chances of feds narrowing down the water like they could if you used water out of a tap. That doesn't work though. The heat from the gun would melt the bullet.:wink2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ogre Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 That doesn't work though. The heat from the gun would melt the bullet.:wink2:Not if it was co2 or spring powered... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 A bullet made of ice, it'd hit them and explode into little pieces inside them and then melt away leaving no trace of anything to tie it back to you. For added security you could use volvic to reduce chances of feds narrowing down the water like they could if you used water out of a tap. Failing that a large icicle used as a knife would work i guess. Or throwing them into a pit of molten steel like in the terminator, though thats not really a weapon. There's always things like a chainsaw for the fun factor or a tommy gun to make it a true gangster style murder.I think the Feds have got bigger fish to fry on their own patch.If I was going to kill someone it would have to be for a bloody good reason and would be in the heat of the moment so I'd use my bare hands and beat them to death. Keeps things fair too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 garotte, in the true style of a mafioso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Cheese grater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 That doesn't work though. The heat from the gun would melt the bullet. :wink2: Watch myth busters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted May 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Snappel for the win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houseface Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 i would slam their head repeatedly in a car door steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 maybe a bit of cyanide poisoning, or maybe just stab them in the leg and twist the knife out so said victim dies of blood lossoo or if im at work, dunk victims head into vat of hot oilBen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 mwahahaha ooh the possibilitiesI think my top choice would be german opera! Closely followed by death by shaggingThats how I hope to die anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
street trials rider Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 mwahahaha ooh the possibilitiesI think my top choice would be german opera! Closely followed by death by shaggingThats how I hope to die anyway including the opera??? think a rather large block of steel + chain + middle of the ocean would do the trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruitbat Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Rambo, an all round winning weapon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 I'd give them a Vauxhall Nova...You won't last long in one of those... especially when you get to a corner or a red light :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 A fire poker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramps Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Liquid nitrogen, then smash there head like glass. When that happened on Jason X I laughed hysterically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Cable Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 chuck norris. but on a more humane note, i would slit there throat. It takes 17(or 21) seconds for someone to die after having there throat slit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainlazy84 Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 I'd probably shove their face in a deluxe George Foreman grill and trap it in there, listening to that crackling, frying noise as they feel the full wrath of it on maximum heat. Its the ultimate multi purpose tool.... bacon, chicken, and face. That probably wouldnt finish them off, so I would proceed to unplug George and then batter them with it until they went cold, white and limp. Then finish cooking them up, marinade them with cajun and dinner will be served. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 personally i would penertrate their skull with my over-sized pennisbut thats me, not all have black mans cock as a white man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE trials commentator Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 hair straighteners - Nicky Clark:Hottest you can get!carl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakley Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 this thread nearly killed me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 I would tie them up, attack them with a belt sander just for fun and then chuck them in a box with rats, then sit back relax and watch them die a very slow and painful death Roman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-RoBBo- Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Cover them in Tar and feathers......nail them to a tree, pour petrol over them, and set them alight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 You violent bastards... what's wrong with a good old fashioned axe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interested Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 If I wanted kill someone, I'd prefer to shoot them, in the head right between the eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Innertube, make them swallow it then slowly pump it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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