I Used To Believe...

[Pekr!]

Lmao some of those are funny,

when i was like four i used to think a big monster lived under my bed and he only came out when the light was turned off, so i used to go to sleep with the light on, well one day the light bulb broke whilst i was trying to go to sleep so i quickly jumped under my bed covers and covered all off my body including my head thinking it would eat my ears,when i was like six i went to bed with the light off one night and nothing happened so the next night i did it and i decided to look under the bed and this old fluffy teddy snake thing was under there,scared shit though me didn't manage to see what it was until my dad went at got it under from my bed, i ran straight into my parents room crying. Oh those were the days. i also used to believe i you opened the car doors whilst driving the car would fly.

Cheers,

Stefan

[Si]

- I never understood how the tide rose and fell

I still f*cking dont lol

[the judge]

My cousin thought that a condom was chewing gum. He got it out of one of those machines and started to chew it

[Davetrials]

joe?

[the judge]

joe?

Nah it was his wee brother

[zoo]

I used to think santa wasn't real,for some reason i believed michael owen brought my christmas presents one year..i don't know why though because i hate football ..and i used to think chucky was real.

zoo baby!

[yoyoyo]

My cousin thought that a condom was chewing gum. He got it out of one of those machines and started to chew it

Mmmmh lovely, what flavour was it.

[fruitbat]

i cant beleive im saying this but..........i used to beleive that women didnt poo!!!! hahaha odd i know but i was very very young

Frooty

[Michael Hardman]

lol i used to find the word fanny so funny for obvious reasons, mainly due to a girl i knew up the road,

anyway my mum always used to read us stories and one enid blyton book had a character named fanny and i used to laugh hysterically for 10 minutes easily.

I also used to believe man eating plants lived under my bed, and i couldn't sleep next to the wall becasue that's where they'd come up.

And i remember my mate used to think girls took a piss thorugh the 'same hole' as they went for a shit, hahaha this was like year 11 too. HAHAHA! he even said it out loud in a science lesson.

Werid I still believe theres smething under my bed, I refuse to hag and arm or a leg out over the bed in fear that something will eat it, yes it damm pathetic.

I believed there were ghost si nthe halls of our house gaurding the toilet at night so I closed my eyes and make them diussapear, I still use it for running red lights, cant set it nothing worng.

[Greetings]

i cant beleive im saying this but..........i used to beleive that women didnt poo!!!! hahaha odd i know but i was very very young

Frooty

That's difficult to explain. I'd have said the opposite - women never piss.

They always sit down on the toilet... and this for a little boy means poo.

[Joe_Kearney]

My cousin thought that a condom was chewing gum. He got it out of one of those machines and started to chew it

I remember that I've just reminded him that he did that and he point blank refuses it(who wouldn't)

Mmmmh lovely, what flavour was it.

Raspberry

[cookie456_the2nd]

I could never sleep with my legs stretched out, I always thought there was something at the end of my bed

LMAO - me 2 lol

Lmao some of those are funny,

when i was like four i used to think a big monster lived under my bed and he only came out when the light was turned off, so i used to go to sleep with the light on, well one day the light bulb broke whilst i was trying to go to sleep so i quickly jumped under my bed covers and covered all off my body including my head thinking it would eat my ears,when i was like six i went to bed with the light off one night and nothing happened so the next night i did it and i decided to look under the bed and this old fluffy teddy snake thing was under there,scared shit though me didn't manage to see what it was until my dad went at got it under from my bed, i ran straight into my parents room crying. Oh those were the days. i also used to believe i you opened the car doors whilst driving the car would fly.

Cheers,

Stefan

PMSL

My cousin thought that a condom was chewing gum. He got it out of one of those machines and started to chew it

[Bolty]

When i was young i just to believe that a pidgeon used to follow you wear ever u went :$

Its a bit stupid but what the hell

Bolty.....

[Michael Hardman]

When i was young i just to believe that a pidgeon used to follow you wear ever u went :$

Its a bit stupid but what the hell

Bolty.....

Its true that then shit on you or take your food

[munkee]

when id sleep id have to keep my feet hands and ears under the quilt as i thought e.t would take them, that film seriously f**ked me up as a kid.

i used to think my elbow was muscle and id walk round telling people to touch my muscle.

Edward scissor hands f**ked me up... when i was 4 i accidently watched a night mare on elm street.. and was so scared i couldnt get up to turn the tv off. So then when edward comes along with TWO hands with sharp pointy fingers.. i was f**king shitting the bed. That stuck with me till i was about 15 lol...

[poopipe]

i cant beleive im saying this but..........i used to beleive that women didnt poo!!!! hahaha odd i know but i was very very young

Frooty

women don't poo . funny lad

I still believe that if I turn the lights off for bed wolves will eat me while I sleep.

[Greetings]

women don't poo . funny lad

I still believe that if I turn the lights off for bed wolves will eat me while I sleep.

so you sleep with the light on?

[Robwalker]

oh my god the truman show had the same effect on me, for atleast 5 or more years of my life i thought that i was being filmed by hidden camreas all over the place lmao,

i still do sometimes now

Rob

[Alan]

Its not so much what i used to believe but still a funny thing i did as a child....

Picture the scene.. Im 6 years old and just about to walk out the school gates with my mum....

ME: Mummy, Did you use a condom when you had sex with daddy to get me?

MUM: :$ errrrrm... Well alan, A condom stops the woman from getting pregnant so if i had of used one you wouldnt be here...

ME: Well, If you had of used one, What flavour would you have used?

I was a young learner

Also, If i had been naughty and sent to my room i would write little sorry letters on paper then fold then into aeroplanes and throw them downstairs.......Wow, I have loads of memory of doing that.

When my brother used to babysit me he always used to ask my mum if we had any " s double u double e t s's" Then one day i learnt to spell and my mum always had to buy sweets!

Edited April 29, 2006 by T-MAGura

[munkee]

oh my god the truman show had the same effect on me, for atleast 5 or more years of my life i thought that i was being filmed by hidden camreas all over the place lmao,

i still do sometimes now

Rob

i STILL beleive in that shit. So much stuff has happened for me to think about it too.

Also have you ever noticed... you hear someone say a word youve never heard said before.. like not a "cool slang" word.. just one of those hard big words that people need to look in a dictionary for. Then suddenly the same day or that week you hear it abotu 20 times.... it seriously freaks me that does. Happened atleast 4 times now

[RicH_87]

i used to think if i said or thought something then the opposite will happen, so if i wanted something to happen i would always think to myself "naa i can't imagine that ever happening". Suprisingly enough some stuff came true.

I also used to believe that if i was watching the footy, and i turned the channel over for a second then 'my' team would start losing, or if i turned a match on halfway through then becasue i was now watching my team would be doomed, and totally lose.

edit: woops, nearly put my foot in it there.

Edited April 29, 2006 by RicH_87

[munkee]

(oh and p.s The new season of The Spacemunkee show is about to start on channel 156. )

[MasterOfGussets]

the first time i watched the trueman show, i was a bit weird for a while. Especially in front of mirrors and stuff.

Looks like loads of people had this, including me.

I thought I was adopted because Im so different to my brothers I can't see how we can be from the same family lol

My sister used to convince me I was adopted. Then tell me that I wasn't wanted and that I'm a waste of a good human. Then, whenever I'd played up she would pack all of my toys into boxes and sit me in the porch waiting for the people from the "naughty boys home" to come and get me. I spent a great deal of time in that porch sitting on boxes of toys! (She's dropping a brat soon though, so I will have revenge with 'it').

I had that whole "there's something under my bed" thing. Used to curl up into the tightest ball I could next to the top wall. Now I sleep like that out of habit... quite annoying really, waking up with my head pressed aginst a brick wall.

I used to believe Demons chased me in the dark. Quite silly, seeing that I never believed in the Bible - it is a great Childrens book though.

I used to get told about Santa but didn't believe it. Mainly because each one looked different except they had strange white elastic sideburns going to their beard. (I now think it's 'fun' to walk past the Santa's Grotto queues and say loudly, "I remember when I thought Santa was real..").

When I was really tiny I tried to stay awake all night to see my toys come to life.

I saw some weird Australian soap once which had a kiddy fiddler in it who went into the woods with no top on, black kung fu trousers and his face painted up like Kiss... couldn't go near the woods for years.

When my Grandad moved to Thailand and got married out there I was sure his "wife" was a lady-boy. Funny thing is, I'm still working this one out.

I used to get told my eyes would go square if I watched too much TV. I tried - it didn't work.

My nan used to tell me that if I interrupted grown-ups in a conversation that she'd glue my mouth together with "Parrot Tar." But she got lung cancer and now runs on 1 1/2 lungs... I can't help but think, "that's Karma, you silly old cow."

There are hundereds more but I can't remember them off hand!

[Max Quinn]

I would always ask my mum if i was her favourite likkly boy (i'm the only boy) and she would always say no i have another one in the cuboard under the stairs (where i was scared to go) and i would cry for aaaagggeeesss.

O yer and not so much what i used to believe but some good words:

Heli chop chop= helicopter

quekiebaba= barbecue

And what i made other people believe:

At nursery (so i was 3 or 4) we had to draw a picture of something real that had happened in our lives. I drew me being carried away in a big sack by these two men. I then managed to convince the nursery workers i had been kidnapped. When my mum turned up they bought this up with her and said 'you really should have toild us Max has been kidnapped incase they try again' and she just looked at them like .

I was an imaginative little boy, still am really.

[ramps]

i cant beleive im saying this but..........i used to beleive that women didnt poo!!!! hahaha odd i know but i was very very young

Frooty

But, really fit girls don't, this might sound and wrong etc but try and imagine a fit girl having a shit, it doesn't work.

I used to think there was a 'thing' under my bed and when I was reading i would read out loud and show 'it' the pictures in the book. (wtf?) Now, I don't know why but I do know its pathetic, I think mirrors are haunted at night, this came about after watching 'Supernatural' with 'Bloody Mary' in it.