Trials Punk Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 Carl you should come over to welshly land, you always feel the need for a spanner in your pocket its effing great.Have to make an effort and get to bristol one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billocks Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 Got hit by some random Chav. Just sitting down talking to my mate then my mate say that guy is giving me an evil. The Chav heard him and started to walk over mouthing off. he then looks at me and says what are you laughing at ( iwasnt laughing to start with) so i replied in a nice manner nothing mate so i turn away next thing i know he wacks me in the chin. So im pretty pissed off, not because he hit me, but he did it when i wasn't looking. I stood up to the chav. Me being 6ft 7 (which he didn't realize) he took a massive step back before his mate took him away true story.my hero he poo'd himself though you stood up, and his face was all like: and you were all like: :zorro:I was all like: :bow: he poopied himself and walked off cant stand twits like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducko Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 some people think they have authortiy over everyone, and some people are just f**ked up, tis the uk for you im affraid, getting bad last few years i found... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camster911 Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 You should all go mental!Throw your bikes at them , pull out the spanner, hit them in the face , take them to the ground , headbut them , bite their noses off, then bring along micheal jackson. They will NEVER bother you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamHolmes Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 Ive never really had any trouble thats turned violent...Except when some old guy smaked be round the head with a newspaper 'cus I biked too close to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 (edited) You should all go mental!Throw your bikes at them , pull out the spanner, hit them in the face , take them to the ground , headbut them , bite their noses off, then bring along micheal jackson. They will NEVER bother you again.man that is the clincher, just throw micheal jackson at them Edited April 29, 2006 by Man On A Mission Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 Bought a Double Cheeseburger, came outside to these 2 chavs, completly wankered and completly off their faces on other various drugs hassling my friends, so they started to hassle me. Anyway, long story short, they tried to steal my wheels, with me holding onto the bike, so he went to undo the rear quickrelease, just yanked the bike, he tried again, and i yanked it again. By this time, my friends had been let go and they'd gone off to get help, so was me on my own then they tried to take front wheel, so i again, yanked bike, and this somewhat pissed him off, so he put bike down, as did i, then this huge block came over that my friends had found, was lucky, 'cause as i was backing off, he took a mighty swing at me. I ducked and avoided and then they was told to get lost by this big bloke.Worthing is a nice place. Honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavyn. Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 i got hit by a shit load of chavs. i knew the guy who hit me so got him on his own and smacked his head of a wall while he was taking a piss at school he's about twice my height though so it was kinda fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 i had a spare driveside burn in my bag today, complete with bash a full length kool chain(bitchin wepon) an adjustable and a 2 litre bottle of water. there's a knife on my alien aswell i guess. we're tooled up in mid wales for chav retaliating (although i'd never ever use any of it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScotchDave Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 I have my fists, far more reliable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 I have my member..."You'll never walk straight again" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramps Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 Personally I don't think death is punishment enough for these kinds of people, they should be tortured for at least 5 years. Then set on fire, whilst still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 Personally I don't think death is punishment enough for these kinds of people, they should be tortured for at least 5 years. Then set on fire, whilst still alive. That is torture you moose hahaJust kick them in the nads or bite their ear off.Alternativly, shag them up the arse, the won't be coming back again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE trials commentator Posted May 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 I think we're all missing the most astonishing factor of this event, in that Carl was riding his bike in the first place......Seriously though Carl, you had a wrench on you and the mans not in A&E?Richhahah,very true!i've started riding again you see,and i didnt want him in hospital,incase he is a bit cocoloco and has friends,and decides to come back.should of got my hair straighteners on him really...hahah.meh i haven't seen him since so i guess it did the trick.carl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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