JoNnY__Mc Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 hello people... call it abit sad/gay/soppy or whatever... but i was actually wondering how does a guy dance without looking gay or stupid? random i guess... but you see i got a dinner dance thingy coming up... and was just wondering how the f**k a guys menta dance? dont take the micky out of me please :$ how many guys on the forum dance? what do you do lol... im not talking about some proper boy band routine im just talking to some oldie style music with a nice looking girl that you dont wanna make a bad impression on...now please please don't laugh at me... no doubt you will... but its chit chat and i was just thinking about it now...infact what made me think about it was, i was just listening to Room 5 - make luv and i started laughing at the black dude with the funny dance, and then i thought of the advert that had a guy doing the same dance... really funny and yeah was abit naff, but it was actually fairly cool in a strange way anyways... advice anyone? cheers Jonny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 The good old round in a circle routine for the win Shift from left foot to right foot like you cant bend your legs or move forwards or backwards.Then rotate on a point between the two of you.Before that see what the others are doing, copoy or copy what your date is doing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme_biker0 Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 (edited) I go to dinner dances all the time, usually in a tux, all part of the job Those things normally end up like a cheesy disco, and I just dance like, well, yeah the guy out of room 5! Or just cheesy disco dancing really, nothing special.The one's I go to tend have people 20-45 in attendance, and it's the 20-30 yr olds that dance, so all the young one's, and everyone's in the same boat, so just be confident and dance away! Like ^^ said, look around the room for the coolest guy (not too close that people realise you're copying!) and copy him! Edited April 24, 2006 by Extreme_biker0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Just try and copy what everyone else is doing Chances are no one with be doing proper ballroom dancing anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Yeah if it does turn out to be the old DISCO DISCO DISCO DISCO then just relax and do your thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoNnY__Mc Posted April 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 (edited) you legends... thanks for the help lads... so you reckon aslong as i don't start copying one of justin timberlakes routines/try and breakdance/bounce a motherf**king g-unit soldier badboi... i should look ok and i wont make too much a fool of myself... as lame as it is i actually asked a girl... well shes a nice girl but shes a mate and so she didnt laugh in my face... heres what she adviced... | this is.. this is.. this isss.. HOT_<3. | says:well u luk a the way shes dancing and u move to the rhythm of itim gonna try it Edited April 24, 2006 by JoNnY__Mc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Arnold Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 i think a girl likes a confident male dancer, think about mr.wideface in saturday nigth fever, looks gay as fook but still gets the ladies interested but to be fair, i'd be shit scared to dance like that. haha.just dont dance for a few minutes atall, check out what everyone else is doing, then copy/mix in your own style. yeah!!!!woop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanie-b Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Chances are no one with be doing proper ballroom dancing anyway.Noone ever does these days (Made me sound alot older than 14) ?I've been to a few embarassing ballroom things, and all you have to really do is copy the others, and if you don't feel comfortable, just groove baby ! Whats the worst that can happen ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme_biker0 Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 (edited) Yeah, i remember thinking they were gonna do ballroom dancing, I was glad when it turned out to be disco dancing, so I could make a prat out of myself like normal and still have a laugh. Edited April 24, 2006 by Extreme_biker0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 when im drunk ill dance to anything, when i sober id rather go play with traffic.men cant dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr ailsbury Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 just do that ricky gervais dance off the office.... or iff that doesn't work the okey kokey, YMCA and just running around and sliding along on your knees are always winners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoNnY__Mc Posted April 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 (edited) what do you guys think to this whole "women relate how men dance to how good they are in bed" thing then ? im just gonna get some grooves going down now... they have to play room 5 - make luv i am so gonna do the dance...edit: my ailsbury lmfao!!!! Edited April 24, 2006 by JoNnY__Mc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 i lernt that dance lol, took me a while but i got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoNnY__Mc Posted April 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 i lernt that dance lol, took me a while but i got it.teach meeeeee! actually i want the vid so i can perfect my moves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loffa Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 (edited) Right click, Save target As Edited April 24, 2006 by loffa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! Everyone loves that. If not just do the old side shuffle, 2 steps left then 2 steps right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Big box little box cardboard fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Robotic Dancing...Honestly, its the way forward. Bust some moves out at your local ballroom dance, you'll stun the crowd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanie-b Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Robotic Dancing...Honestly, its the way forward. Bust some moves out at your local ballroom dance, you'll stun the crowd. lol.I'd love to see that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 QUOTE(deanie-b @ Apr 25 2006, 11:10 AM) ←lol.I'd love to see that I did it in Nottingham Square once, just messing about with a mate. My mate pointed behind me and I turned around to look, about 10 people had just stopped and were watching me with the biggest grins on their faces.Never been so embarressed in my life...I just causally walked off and sat on a bench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boon racoon Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 watch th end of napoleon dynamite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Harding Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 how bout a good old bit of 2-step Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Just try and copy what everyone else is doing Chances are no one with be doing proper ballroom dancing anyway.AMEN to that, if you do what the majority of other blokes do your either all gunna pull or all be having sex with your hand that night. Just do what feels natural to you and just go along with what the lady does, try and find a girl her age and get her to come to your house and pay her to teach you to dance, just make sure you dont know anyone that knows her or your f*ked.Big box little box cardboard fish.LMFAO haha i havent laughed so hard for so long.sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 just do the hokey kokey. You're seriously stupid if you can't do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 you're seriously stupid if you DO do that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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